Saturday, February 09, 2008

R.I.P. INFL

I was watching what I thought was the season finale of HBO's Inside the NFL when it was announced at the beginning of the epsidode that it was also the series finale of the long-running series.

Apparently, the decision to cancel the show came soon before the final taping on Wednesday, so that made things even worse because no one was really able to address it. HBO announced that the landscape of the NFL and media had changed too much in the past 30 years. Now everyone can get replays and highlights on a multitude of networks.

Too bad INFL's own network couldn't see the gem it had.

Talk about devastating. For thirty-one years, the show gave us an inside look into the NFL that no other show has come close to in class and integrity. I only watched the last three seasons, but I'll miss it as much any other show I had grown to love.


I've said before (numerous times) that I'm not into sports all that much, but HBO Sports has a way of drawing me in with the insight, humor, and drama their shows possess. Inside the NFL was even more impressive in that regards because it was, essentially, a weekly recap show. It gave high and lowlights of the previous week as well a brief look at the upcoming week's games. And once or twice an epsiode, we got a short look at some unique aspect of the game that could be either uplifting or heartbreaking, or both.

The hosts were a fun gang to watch every week. Dan Marino, Cris Collinsworth, Chris Carter, and Bob Costas were a perfect team. This season was especially wonderful. We got a real, honest, look at a great player who sees his greatest accomplishments get surpassed on an almost weekly basis when Brett Favre broke a number of Dan's records in 2007. While Marino never whined about it-- probably helped because he respects Favre-- you could see a little disappointment whenever the others ribbed him about being 2nd in the record books. Collisworth grew even more as an analyst, and I could see him getting his own show someday. Carter had a few moments, notably when he gave a very intelligent and emotional answer to a question Costas asked him about what can be done to help young players to keep out of trouble, and also, on the last episode when he had just learned he lost his only on-air job-- and was also deeply hurt he didn't get voted into the Hall of Fame in 2008 the previous weekend.

And then Costas, a guy who I'd listen to explain anything he had a passion for. Truly one of the greatest on-camera sports newsmen who have ever lived. And I love Costa's comment to Collinsworth in the finale that they didn't get fired; someone at HBO made a "boneheaded decision". I'm sure he hadn't forgotten that he also hosts the monthly Costas Now on HBO when he said it.

And we can't forget Peter King's weekly reports that really dug into the sport. Or Lewis Black's infrequent rants.

And, finally, the work of Ed Sabol and NFL films was exclusive to the show. These weren't just highlights, those were mini-movies of every game. If you took NFL Films and the outstanding voiceovers by Harry Kalas and applied them to grass growing, it'd be just as exciting as any movie. These people really elevate the craft of filming sports. That may be the biggest loss with INFL's cancellation.

But just because HBO cancelled the show doesn't mean it will disappear forever. The NFL is shopping it around (a few pissed off fans actually blame the NFL for pressuring HBO to cancel the show, so it could gain leverage for its NFL Network with cable companies). But because much of the show's production was through HBO, there are sure to be changes. I expect the newest version to be full of flashy graphics and loud hosts, something the HBO version definitely was not.

I said it earlier, and I'll repeat it: this show was classy. That's the major loss for fans of not only football, but of just, plain good television.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Dog Diary/ Cat Diary

I got this joke today. Funniest one I've read in a long time...


The Dog's Diary:
8:00 am: Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am: A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am: A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am: Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm: Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm: Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm: Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm: Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm: Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm: Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm: Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


The Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ... for now.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Premieres and Notables; Feb. 4-10, 2008

We've heard this before, but I've got a good feeling this time: rumors abound that the Writers and Producers Guilds are close to an agreement.


Monday, 2/24

The New Adventures of Old Christine; CBS. 8:30 pm CST 3rd season premiere.
One of the most underrated comedies out there is finally back (what is CBS thinking by treating it so shabbily?). Recommended.

Welcome to the Captain; CBS. 7:30. series premiere.
Jeffrey Tambor, Fran Kranz, and Chris Klein star in this show revolving around the wackos in a Hollywood apartment complex. I haven't heard a good thing about it. Poor Tambor, who excelled on The Larry Sanders Show and Arrested Development, gets another dud.

And CBS repeats an October How I Met Your Mother (7:00) that introduces Barney's "Crazy Scale" for women. Good stuff.

Paradise Hotel 2; My Network TV. 8 pm. 2nd season premiere.


Tuesday, 2/5

Big Gay Sketch Show; Logo. 9:00 pm. Season premiere.


Wednesday, 2/6

UFO Hunters; History. 9 pm. Series premiere.
I'll give the benefit of the doubt to the History Channel because it typically finds some sort of history within its increasingly bizarre lineup, but it's starting to look a little ridiculous...


Thursday, 2/7

Lipstick Jungle; NBC. 9:01. Series Premiere.
Sex in the City creator Candice Bushnell's new series. Let's hope it's at least a smidge better than Cashmere Mafia (which I watched a whole 20 minutes of before deleteing from the DVR forever).

Survivor: Micronesia-- Fans vs. Favorites; CBS. 7 pm. Season premiere.
Ten obsessed fans of the show take on ten former players.

I checked out Eli Stone last week and have to give it a thumbs up. One of my favorite pilots-- and I hope it continues. Check it out on ABC at 9:02.

The Black Canary makes her first appearance on Smallville (CW, 7 pm). Saw a pic of her costume-- yuck. Props for giving her the fishnet stockings that BC is so well known for, but the "mask" is brutal, and where's the long blond hair?


Friday, 2/8

That Mitchell and Webb Look; BBC America. 8:20 pm. Series Premiere.
Robert Webb and David Mitchell star in this comedy sketch show. I really hope it's decent; I loved BBC Am two years ago, but lately their comedies have been pretty blah.


Saturday, 2/9

Petfinder; Animal Planet. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Animal behaviorists find the right pets for families.

Bernard and Doris; HBO. 7 pm. Movie
Susan Sarandon and Raplh Fiennes play Doris Duke and her butler Bernard Lafferty in this fictionalized account of their relationship, which resulted in her bequeathing her fortune to him.


Sunday, 2/10

The Grammy Awards; CBS. 7 pm. Special.
Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, and the Foo Fighters perform.

British Academy Film Awards; BBC America. 7 pm. Special.