Saturday, January 09, 2010
Friday, January 08, 2010
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Various TV Best of 2009
I give my best of TV "awards" based around the TV schedule (Sept to May-- although I also add in the summer shows), so I won't get to mine until May, but real critics aren't as busy as I am in December (or, at least, get paid to write in December) and have the time to write a true 2009 Best Of article.
Here's what some critics thought of last year's TV:
First, the AFI chose these (in alphabetical order):
The Big Bang Theory
Big Love
Friday Night Lights
Glee
Mad Men
Modern Family
The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
Nurse Jackie
Party Down
True Blood
TV Guide's Matt Roush chose these (not sure of the order; here's how he had them):
Modern Family
Mad Men
Battlestar Galactica
Nurse Jackie
The Big Bang Theory
Breaking Bad
Torchwood: Children of the Earth
Glee
True Blood
Friday Night Lights
Here's the link to Matt's article
Entertainment Weekly's TV Guy, Ken Tucker, chose these:
1. True Blood
2. Fringe
3. Modern Family
4. Sons of Anarchy
5. Nurse Jackie
6. Breaking Bad
7. Friday Night Lights
8. Mad Men
9. Glee
10. The Good Wife
I read Tucker's article in the mag, but I'm sure it's online somewhere. Sorry I'm not helping out here, but you have no idea how many unwritten blog posts I have that I just didn't have the time to get to. Looking them up online would keep me from posting.
That's what I've got. I'm not understanding all the Nurse Jackie love, though. I enjoyed it-- and the acting was great-- but I know it won't be in my Top Ten (and I haven't even started watching Lost, Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, or Mad Men, so I have more room for it).
Here's what some critics thought of last year's TV:
First, the AFI chose these (in alphabetical order):
The Big Bang Theory
Big Love
Friday Night Lights
Glee
Mad Men
Modern Family
The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
Nurse Jackie
Party Down
True Blood
TV Guide's Matt Roush chose these (not sure of the order; here's how he had them):
Modern Family
Mad Men
Battlestar Galactica
Nurse Jackie
The Big Bang Theory
Breaking Bad
Torchwood: Children of the Earth
Glee
True Blood
Friday Night Lights
Here's the link to Matt's article
Entertainment Weekly's TV Guy, Ken Tucker, chose these:
1. True Blood
2. Fringe
3. Modern Family
4. Sons of Anarchy
5. Nurse Jackie
6. Breaking Bad
7. Friday Night Lights
8. Mad Men
9. Glee
10. The Good Wife
I read Tucker's article in the mag, but I'm sure it's online somewhere. Sorry I'm not helping out here, but you have no idea how many unwritten blog posts I have that I just didn't have the time to get to. Looking them up online would keep me from posting.
That's what I've got. I'm not understanding all the Nurse Jackie love, though. I enjoyed it-- and the acting was great-- but I know it won't be in my Top Ten (and I haven't even started watching Lost, Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, or Mad Men, so I have more room for it).
The Deep End
I've seen the ABC commercials the past couple of weeks, and I couldn't tell you what this show was about.
And then I found this promo clip:
It premieres later this month: Jan 21.
And then I found this promo clip:
It premieres later this month: Jan 21.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Top 2009 Comics
I quit buying monthly comics two years ago. I just couldn't keep up with it in both time and money. But I still try to grab everything I can in trade paperback or graphic novel form from the two library systems I have access to. In fact, I read 156 TPs in 2009 (up from 120 in '08 and 96 in '07), so I tore into them pretty well.
Unfortunately, there were few that are going to make "the list". I love superhero comics, but all the Superman's, Secret Invasions, New Avengers, etc didn't blow my mind enough this year.
Here's what did:
Midnight Nation by J. Michael Straczynski and Gary Frank took a bit for me to get into, but I loved the climax and aftermath to this story about a man who lost his soul and is trapped between the living and the dead worlds, and he must journey across the country to retrieve it. This is a complete, 12-issue, story all bound together in a single paperback.
Fables by Bill Willingham and a plethora of artists. I blew through the entire collected paperbacks in a matter of about a month. In 12 books (82 issues) and a special (1001 Nights of Snowfall), I've experienced something one usually doesn't in continuing comic book series: change. These characters have a story, and Willingham and company tell it. And the interesting thing is: it keeps going. Just when you think the story may be winding down, it veers into another direction. Loads of fun-- and has great art.
As for what it's about: Characters from fairy tales are real. They've been run out of their kingdoms and worlds and ended up in modern-day New York City. Snow White, Mowgli, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Boy Blue, Old King Cole, Prince Charming, and dozens more try to get by without their riches and their homes-- and try to keep their secret from the regular humans (the "Mundies"). And enough time has passed that they are tired of hiding from their enemies and are working to take the fight to The Adversary, the dictator who conquered their homes.
I'll say again: great book.
The Walking Dead Volume 8 (Issues 43-48): "Made to Suffer". The worst thing about getting my comics via the library is the wait that sometimes happens between titles becoming available. It was a long three years since I read Volume 7 before the library got Vol 8. But the wait was worth it. Insane things happened.
The story follows the survivors of a zombie infestation. Bleh in lost instances-- but creator/writer Robert Kirkman (along with artist Tony Moore) really has opened up the possibilities of such a story. In most zombie movies, the humans fight off the zombies for a night or two and then the military saves them by the closing credits. Not in this book. There is no end. A small (and ever-changing due to a high mortality rate) group of people try to live as normal a life as they can while keeping the zombies at bay.
"Made to Suffer" is a huge climax to the previous stories. There was lots of wrap-up (in a shit-hitting-the-fan way) and the status quo gets changed again.
Lots of fun-- and a great primer for the TV series on AMC that will, hopefully, air sometime later this year.
Finally, I have to give a shout out to Green Lantern. I went back and read all the TPs since Hal Jordan's return in Rebirth and got as far as the "Rage of the Red Lanterns" (Issue #38) book. Geoff Johns has made this book exciting again, and it's amazing how many things he's introduced that never had been thought of before-- but somehow fit into previous stories. This is superhero comics at their best.
So, there you go. Apologies to the artists involved with these works. It's really tough to easily find the artists' names in the web searches I did to check issue numbers and name spelling, but I would like to say that while a writer usually directs the plots and puts the words on the paper, the artists are very critical to the greatness of these books (bad art is Hell on great writing), so their contributions should not be shortchanged like I have done here.
Unfortunately, there were few that are going to make "the list". I love superhero comics, but all the Superman's, Secret Invasions, New Avengers, etc didn't blow my mind enough this year.
Here's what did:
Midnight Nation by J. Michael Straczynski and Gary Frank took a bit for me to get into, but I loved the climax and aftermath to this story about a man who lost his soul and is trapped between the living and the dead worlds, and he must journey across the country to retrieve it. This is a complete, 12-issue, story all bound together in a single paperback.
Fables by Bill Willingham and a plethora of artists. I blew through the entire collected paperbacks in a matter of about a month. In 12 books (82 issues) and a special (1001 Nights of Snowfall), I've experienced something one usually doesn't in continuing comic book series: change. These characters have a story, and Willingham and company tell it. And the interesting thing is: it keeps going. Just when you think the story may be winding down, it veers into another direction. Loads of fun-- and has great art.
As for what it's about: Characters from fairy tales are real. They've been run out of their kingdoms and worlds and ended up in modern-day New York City. Snow White, Mowgli, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Boy Blue, Old King Cole, Prince Charming, and dozens more try to get by without their riches and their homes-- and try to keep their secret from the regular humans (the "Mundies"). And enough time has passed that they are tired of hiding from their enemies and are working to take the fight to The Adversary, the dictator who conquered their homes.
I'll say again: great book.
The Walking Dead Volume 8 (Issues 43-48): "Made to Suffer". The worst thing about getting my comics via the library is the wait that sometimes happens between titles becoming available. It was a long three years since I read Volume 7 before the library got Vol 8. But the wait was worth it. Insane things happened.
The story follows the survivors of a zombie infestation. Bleh in lost instances-- but creator/writer Robert Kirkman (along with artist Tony Moore) really has opened up the possibilities of such a story. In most zombie movies, the humans fight off the zombies for a night or two and then the military saves them by the closing credits. Not in this book. There is no end. A small (and ever-changing due to a high mortality rate) group of people try to live as normal a life as they can while keeping the zombies at bay.
"Made to Suffer" is a huge climax to the previous stories. There was lots of wrap-up (in a shit-hitting-the-fan way) and the status quo gets changed again.
Lots of fun-- and a great primer for the TV series on AMC that will, hopefully, air sometime later this year.
Finally, I have to give a shout out to Green Lantern. I went back and read all the TPs since Hal Jordan's return in Rebirth and got as far as the "Rage of the Red Lanterns" (Issue #38) book. Geoff Johns has made this book exciting again, and it's amazing how many things he's introduced that never had been thought of before-- but somehow fit into previous stories. This is superhero comics at their best.
So, there you go. Apologies to the artists involved with these works. It's really tough to easily find the artists' names in the web searches I did to check issue numbers and name spelling, but I would like to say that while a writer usually directs the plots and puts the words on the paper, the artists are very critical to the greatness of these books (bad art is Hell on great writing), so their contributions should not be shortchanged like I have done here.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Tuesday Trailer: Star Trek (2009)
Sometimes I'll show upcoming trailers. Sometimes, like today, I'll show really good trailers from past movies.
"Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives... Including yours. ...I dare you to do better."
That line gets me every time...
Great movie. Check it out if you haven't yet.
"Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives... Including yours. ...I dare you to do better."
That line gets me every time...
Great movie. Check it out if you haven't yet.
Top 2009 Books
Books (and audiobooks).
I did more reading this year than in the past. Most were novels, but I did read a few shorter books that couldn't qualify as a trade paperback or graphic novel (I'll get to those tomorrow). I read 50 books (up 11 from last year and up 16 from the year before). That can be directly attributed to the extra time I had to read while I donated plasma. It is pretty sweet to finish a book every three donations.
Anyway, I don't grade every book I read, but here are the notable ones worth checking out:
Manic; Terri Cheney. A look into how a bipolar mind "works". Truly terrifying at times to read Cheney's experiences trying to balance her emotional states.
Gods Behaving Badly; Marie Phillips. I'm a sucker for Greek god stuff, and this one, set in the present day, was pretty fun.
My Custom Van... And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face; Michael Ian Black. I've been a Black fan since his The State days, and I love his type of humor. Sometimes the titles were hilarious on their own; others contained just a line here and there that cracked me up. My favorite was when he was explaining why he colored his penis with a highlighter. He said he couldn't wait to see if having sex with his wife would bring color to her as well. But he had to wait a few weeks until their next scheduled sex appointment. He ends the essay by saying his highlighted penis sure colored her ass, though. Completely tasteless-- but I laughed out loud.
The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic Book Scare and How it Changed America; David Hajdu. Hajdu looks at the state of comics in the '40s and '50s, and it was terrifying. Politicians used them as scapegoats for societal problems, and idiot parents read horror stories in their magazines blaming comics for deliquency (usually with very tenuous premises which no one thought to question). Just a matter of a couple of years after World War II, where an oppressive, censorous government was overthrown, America had its share of book burnings. Comic books. A great reminder of the importance of Free Speech-- and also great timing for the book after the scare tactics of the Republican politicians following 9/11.
Word Freak; Stefan Fatsis. Fatsis decides to spend a year trying to become a championship Scrabble player. If you've only played the game with your friends or family, you have no idea of the whole other Scrabble world out there.
Beyond: A Solar System Voyage; Michael Benson. An absolutely beautiful book featuring pictures taken by NASA and other space agencies and tweaked by Benson, using an artist's touch to enhance the original. I was lucky enough to catch a small exhibit of his work, and the book, while amazing, can't even hold a candle to the large-size prints I saw. But the book is worth checking out.
The Next 100 Years; George Friedman. Friedman uses the past to help predict the future. It's pretty popular to say that the United States is on the downswing, but Friedman believes that is not the case. In fact, he feels that other countries that will try to become the dominant power will either implode or get knocked down a peg by our allies. Aside from a labor shortage expected in 2040 (where the U.S. will change its stance on immigration from the south), the U.S. is expected to do okay. Even in the Space War of 2050...
Everybody Wants Some; Ian Christie. Christie covers the history of Van Halen from the earliest days all the way until just before Roth's return a few years ago. Being a huge VH fan for the past 25 years, I have to say I had heard many of the stories-- but there was plenty of new things I hadn't known. And even though it's been over a decade, "reliving" the split with Hagar hurt all over again when I read that section.
Night; Elie Wiesel (audiobook read by George Guidall). I knew the Holocaust was terrible. But I had no idea of the level of inhumanity that happened at the camps. People like Weisel should be commended for telling their stories; even though it must be considerably painful to do so. I'm just numb thinking about it. The part that chilled me to the core was hearing (via Guidall's voice) about the burning ditches that weak, too old, or too young prisoners were thrown into to be burned to death instead of "wasting" a bullet on them. Except for the infants that were used as target practice as they were tossed into the ditches...
World War Z; Max Brooks (audiobook featured a cast of dozens). I read this book a couple of years ago, but I enjoyed it all over again as I listened to actors relate the first-person accounts from the book. Zombies have made a bit of a resurgance in popular media, but few are as good as this.
The Last Centurion; John Ringo (audiobook read by Dan John Miller). Here is a case where an actor probably elevated my enjoyment of a book. Considering the audiobook was something like 16 CDs, I can guess this is one giant book. I would imagine some of the parts would be pretty dry on the page, but Miller's first-person narrative as Bandit Six was great. He had me hooked from the beginning. The plot was fantastic: Bandit tells the story of the wars he fought in the 2020's and closely links them with his thoughts on a plethora of subjects. The level of detail is amazing, and even though this is a work of fiction, there was so much I learned that had basis in fact. Few stories could probe deeply into farming practices, religion, Middle Eastern politics, military planning, reality show production, and much more in just a single story. This one did. Amazingly well. And Bandit is a God-fearing Republican-- about as far away from me as possible-- so all the more impressive that Ringo created a character I thoroughly enjoyed.
I did more reading this year than in the past. Most were novels, but I did read a few shorter books that couldn't qualify as a trade paperback or graphic novel (I'll get to those tomorrow). I read 50 books (up 11 from last year and up 16 from the year before). That can be directly attributed to the extra time I had to read while I donated plasma. It is pretty sweet to finish a book every three donations.
Anyway, I don't grade every book I read, but here are the notable ones worth checking out:
Manic; Terri Cheney. A look into how a bipolar mind "works". Truly terrifying at times to read Cheney's experiences trying to balance her emotional states.
Gods Behaving Badly; Marie Phillips. I'm a sucker for Greek god stuff, and this one, set in the present day, was pretty fun.
My Custom Van... And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face; Michael Ian Black. I've been a Black fan since his The State days, and I love his type of humor. Sometimes the titles were hilarious on their own; others contained just a line here and there that cracked me up. My favorite was when he was explaining why he colored his penis with a highlighter. He said he couldn't wait to see if having sex with his wife would bring color to her as well. But he had to wait a few weeks until their next scheduled sex appointment. He ends the essay by saying his highlighted penis sure colored her ass, though. Completely tasteless-- but I laughed out loud.
The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic Book Scare and How it Changed America; David Hajdu. Hajdu looks at the state of comics in the '40s and '50s, and it was terrifying. Politicians used them as scapegoats for societal problems, and idiot parents read horror stories in their magazines blaming comics for deliquency (usually with very tenuous premises which no one thought to question). Just a matter of a couple of years after World War II, where an oppressive, censorous government was overthrown, America had its share of book burnings. Comic books. A great reminder of the importance of Free Speech-- and also great timing for the book after the scare tactics of the Republican politicians following 9/11.
Word Freak; Stefan Fatsis. Fatsis decides to spend a year trying to become a championship Scrabble player. If you've only played the game with your friends or family, you have no idea of the whole other Scrabble world out there.
Beyond: A Solar System Voyage; Michael Benson. An absolutely beautiful book featuring pictures taken by NASA and other space agencies and tweaked by Benson, using an artist's touch to enhance the original. I was lucky enough to catch a small exhibit of his work, and the book, while amazing, can't even hold a candle to the large-size prints I saw. But the book is worth checking out.
The Next 100 Years; George Friedman. Friedman uses the past to help predict the future. It's pretty popular to say that the United States is on the downswing, but Friedman believes that is not the case. In fact, he feels that other countries that will try to become the dominant power will either implode or get knocked down a peg by our allies. Aside from a labor shortage expected in 2040 (where the U.S. will change its stance on immigration from the south), the U.S. is expected to do okay. Even in the Space War of 2050...
Everybody Wants Some; Ian Christie. Christie covers the history of Van Halen from the earliest days all the way until just before Roth's return a few years ago. Being a huge VH fan for the past 25 years, I have to say I had heard many of the stories-- but there was plenty of new things I hadn't known. And even though it's been over a decade, "reliving" the split with Hagar hurt all over again when I read that section.
Night; Elie Wiesel (audiobook read by George Guidall). I knew the Holocaust was terrible. But I had no idea of the level of inhumanity that happened at the camps. People like Weisel should be commended for telling their stories; even though it must be considerably painful to do so. I'm just numb thinking about it. The part that chilled me to the core was hearing (via Guidall's voice) about the burning ditches that weak, too old, or too young prisoners were thrown into to be burned to death instead of "wasting" a bullet on them. Except for the infants that were used as target practice as they were tossed into the ditches...
World War Z; Max Brooks (audiobook featured a cast of dozens). I read this book a couple of years ago, but I enjoyed it all over again as I listened to actors relate the first-person accounts from the book. Zombies have made a bit of a resurgance in popular media, but few are as good as this.
The Last Centurion; John Ringo (audiobook read by Dan John Miller). Here is a case where an actor probably elevated my enjoyment of a book. Considering the audiobook was something like 16 CDs, I can guess this is one giant book. I would imagine some of the parts would be pretty dry on the page, but Miller's first-person narrative as Bandit Six was great. He had me hooked from the beginning. The plot was fantastic: Bandit tells the story of the wars he fought in the 2020's and closely links them with his thoughts on a plethora of subjects. The level of detail is amazing, and even though this is a work of fiction, there was so much I learned that had basis in fact. Few stories could probe deeply into farming practices, religion, Middle Eastern politics, military planning, reality show production, and much more in just a single story. This one did. Amazingly well. And Bandit is a God-fearing Republican-- about as far away from me as possible-- so all the more impressive that Ringo created a character I thoroughly enjoyed.
Monday, January 04, 2010
Top 2009 Movies
Any critic worth his salt does a Top Ten list of whatever his/her "beat" is.
But I'm not a critic. I just like to help point you in good directions.
I won't make a Top Ten list because I usually didn't find ten standouts-- but I did find enough of the various things I watched/read.
Movies.
I had a light year. Only 77 films. Down 43 from last year-- and down 18 from 2007. I blame the large amounts of TV on DVD I watched this spring-- and having less time in general.
The following got "A" or "A-" grades in my reviews:
Earth
Up
The Hangover
Let the Right One In
Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death
And I'd also like to throw these "B+" films in for "best of" consideration:
Star Trek
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Tropic Thunder
The Wrestler
Home Alone
A Christmas Story
The Thing
Avatar
Well, there's really no contest. Of the 77 films I watched this year, only one stood out as one of the best films I've ever seen: Up. That movie is pure genius. I imagine that the Pixar gang said, "What are some of the parts of some of the least-interesting movies you can think of?" Cranky old man, fat do-gooder kid (who is not used for a punchline), balloons, talking dogs, annoying-sounding bird... Throw 'em in a blender and prove that those elements can make a great movie.
Which they did. Splendidly.
But I'm not a critic. I just like to help point you in good directions.
I won't make a Top Ten list because I usually didn't find ten standouts-- but I did find enough of the various things I watched/read.
Movies.
I had a light year. Only 77 films. Down 43 from last year-- and down 18 from 2007. I blame the large amounts of TV on DVD I watched this spring-- and having less time in general.
The following got "A" or "A-" grades in my reviews:
Earth
Up
The Hangover
Let the Right One In
Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death
And I'd also like to throw these "B+" films in for "best of" consideration:
Star Trek
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Tropic Thunder
The Wrestler
Home Alone
A Christmas Story
The Thing
Avatar
Well, there's really no contest. Of the 77 films I watched this year, only one stood out as one of the best films I've ever seen: Up. That movie is pure genius. I imagine that the Pixar gang said, "What are some of the parts of some of the least-interesting movies you can think of?" Cranky old man, fat do-gooder kid (who is not used for a punchline), balloons, talking dogs, annoying-sounding bird... Throw 'em in a blender and prove that those elements can make a great movie.
Which they did. Splendidly.
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Daily Video Clip
I alluded to this the other day (yesterday?). I'm going to try to get a little more content on this blog in 2010. Nothing's more irritating than visiting a website that hasn't changed in days, weeks, etc.
I'll be trying to do more original thoughts than in the past, but that hasn't always been successful. So, as a backup, I'm also going to be posting daily video clips. Most will be found on YouTube, just because it's easy for me to embed them-- and it's pretty safe that they won't disappear after a week like the clips from E! that I was using a lot last year vanished.
In order to change things up, I decided to try to use certain themes for the days of the week. I'll, of course, post a clip whenever it fits (and probably will be posting a few a day once I get rolling), but there will be at least one that will fit the "theme". I don't know how long the themes will last before I make a change, but I think I picked some that will get me 52 clips (one for each week). So, here goes:
Monday Funny. No criteria other than I found these to be funny.
Trailer Tuesday: Movie trailers, new and old. Why not on Thursday? "Trailer Tuesday" sounds better.
Commercial Wednesday: Commercials. Usually funny; hopefully real (there are lots of parodies out there).
TV Thursday: TV clips, previews, reviews, interviews...
Friday Fail: Stunts gone awry.
Saturday Stunt: Stunts gone right; beginning with Dude Perfect's crazy basketball stunts.
Sports Sunday: Not that I'm a big (or at all) sports nut, but there's plenty of drama and humor to be found. It's okay to expand one's horizons.
So come back for the themes you like best-- or check them all out. I'll try to keep it entertaining because, like my tagline says: this is stuff that entertains me. Hopefully it will be for you, too.
I'll be trying to do more original thoughts than in the past, but that hasn't always been successful. So, as a backup, I'm also going to be posting daily video clips. Most will be found on YouTube, just because it's easy for me to embed them-- and it's pretty safe that they won't disappear after a week like the clips from E! that I was using a lot last year vanished.
In order to change things up, I decided to try to use certain themes for the days of the week. I'll, of course, post a clip whenever it fits (and probably will be posting a few a day once I get rolling), but there will be at least one that will fit the "theme". I don't know how long the themes will last before I make a change, but I think I picked some that will get me 52 clips (one for each week). So, here goes:
Monday Funny. No criteria other than I found these to be funny.
Trailer Tuesday: Movie trailers, new and old. Why not on Thursday? "Trailer Tuesday" sounds better.
Commercial Wednesday: Commercials. Usually funny; hopefully real (there are lots of parodies out there).
TV Thursday: TV clips, previews, reviews, interviews...
Friday Fail: Stunts gone awry.
Saturday Stunt: Stunts gone right; beginning with Dude Perfect's crazy basketball stunts.
Sports Sunday: Not that I'm a big (or at all) sports nut, but there's plenty of drama and humor to be found. It's okay to expand one's horizons.
So come back for the themes you like best-- or check them all out. I'll try to keep it entertaining because, like my tagline says: this is stuff that entertains me. Hopefully it will be for you, too.
Premieres and Notables, January 4-10, 2009
The Holiday Season is over-- and TV is back in full force...
Because I get tired of typing it: all times are in CST. Deal with it, East Coasters.
Monday, 1/4
The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love; ABC. 7 pm. Season Premiere.
No comment...
Animal Cops: Miami; Animal Planet. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
The premiere follows an illegal pig-slaughtering ring.
Antiques Roadshow; PBS. 7 pm (check local listings). Season Premiere.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager; ABC Family. 7 pm. Return.
The Emotional Life; PBS. 8 pm (check local listings). Mini-series.
Scientists and celebrities share their experiences on dealing with emotions over the next three nights.
Make It or Break It; ABC Family. 8:01 pm. Return.
Conveyor Belt of Love; ABC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
I can't make myself think of a way to describe this bound-to-be-classic TV show, so I'm going to steal TV Guide's: "The name should say it all-- and yet, there is so much more to say about this reality show, which sends 30 dudes out on a moving track, giving them one minute to score a date with one of five women."
Tuesday, 1/5
The Biggest Loser; NBC. 7 pm. 9th Season Premiere.
Last Restaurant Standing; BBC America. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Wild Recon; Animal Planet. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
This series follows a venom expert as he extracts poisons and DNA from dangerous animals.
Life After People; History. 9 pm. 2nd Season Premiere.
They got another season? I stopped halfway through the first season because it got so repetitious.
Oh, this is new: tonight's ep shows what will happen to the world's religious artifacts...
Wednesday, 1/6
Nip/Tuck; FX. 9 pm. 7th Season Premiere.
The final season begins here.
Ugly Betty; ABC. 9:01 pm. Return.
New night.
Thursday, 1/7
Bear Whisperer; Animal Planet. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
A man tries to keep the humans and the bears on their respective sides in California.
Friday, 1/8
TCM celebrates Elvis Presley's 75th birthday with an all-day marathon of his movies. It begins at 5 am with Harum Scarum. I love that TMC does this for worthy actors/directors.
Shark Tank; ABC. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
What Not to Wear; TLC. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
John Oliver's New York Stand-up Show; Comedy Central. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Oliver hosts this stand-up showcase.
Saturday, 1/9
Everyday Food; PBS. 8:30 am (check local listings). Season Premiere.
Sunday, 1/10
The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special: In 3-D! On Ice!; FOX. 7:30 pm. Special.
Morgan Spurlock hosts this hour-long documentary immediately following the 450th (!!!) episode of the series.
Ax Men; History. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Big Love; HBO. 8 pm. 4th Season Premiere.
Border Wars; National Geographic. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
A docu-reality series looking at efforts to protect America's borders.
Masterpiece Classic; PBS. 8 pm (check local listings). Season Premiere.
Judi Densch stars in Return to Cranford.
Chuck; NBC. 8 pm. 3rd Season Premiere.
Chuck becomes a real spy in this 2-hr premiere.
Note: the show moves to Mondays at 7:00, starting tomorrow.
Durham County; ION. 9 pm. 2nd Season Premiere.
Because I get tired of typing it: all times are in CST. Deal with it, East Coasters.
Monday, 1/4
The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love; ABC. 7 pm. Season Premiere.
No comment...
Animal Cops: Miami; Animal Planet. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
The premiere follows an illegal pig-slaughtering ring.
Antiques Roadshow; PBS. 7 pm (check local listings). Season Premiere.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager; ABC Family. 7 pm. Return.
The Emotional Life; PBS. 8 pm (check local listings). Mini-series.
Scientists and celebrities share their experiences on dealing with emotions over the next three nights.
Make It or Break It; ABC Family. 8:01 pm. Return.
Conveyor Belt of Love; ABC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
I can't make myself think of a way to describe this bound-to-be-classic TV show, so I'm going to steal TV Guide's: "The name should say it all-- and yet, there is so much more to say about this reality show, which sends 30 dudes out on a moving track, giving them one minute to score a date with one of five women."
Tuesday, 1/5
The Biggest Loser; NBC. 7 pm. 9th Season Premiere.
Last Restaurant Standing; BBC America. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Wild Recon; Animal Planet. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
This series follows a venom expert as he extracts poisons and DNA from dangerous animals.
Life After People; History. 9 pm. 2nd Season Premiere.
They got another season? I stopped halfway through the first season because it got so repetitious.
Oh, this is new: tonight's ep shows what will happen to the world's religious artifacts...
Wednesday, 1/6
Nip/Tuck; FX. 9 pm. 7th Season Premiere.
The final season begins here.
Ugly Betty; ABC. 9:01 pm. Return.
New night.
Thursday, 1/7
Bear Whisperer; Animal Planet. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
A man tries to keep the humans and the bears on their respective sides in California.
Friday, 1/8
TCM celebrates Elvis Presley's 75th birthday with an all-day marathon of his movies. It begins at 5 am with Harum Scarum. I love that TMC does this for worthy actors/directors.
Shark Tank; ABC. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
What Not to Wear; TLC. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
John Oliver's New York Stand-up Show; Comedy Central. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Oliver hosts this stand-up showcase.
Saturday, 1/9
Everyday Food; PBS. 8:30 am (check local listings). Season Premiere.
Sunday, 1/10
The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special: In 3-D! On Ice!; FOX. 7:30 pm. Special.
Morgan Spurlock hosts this hour-long documentary immediately following the 450th (!!!) episode of the series.
Ax Men; History. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Big Love; HBO. 8 pm. 4th Season Premiere.
Border Wars; National Geographic. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
A docu-reality series looking at efforts to protect America's borders.
Masterpiece Classic; PBS. 8 pm (check local listings). Season Premiere.
Judi Densch stars in Return to Cranford.
Chuck; NBC. 8 pm. 3rd Season Premiere.
Chuck becomes a real spy in this 2-hr premiere.
Note: the show moves to Mondays at 7:00, starting tomorrow.
Durham County; ION. 9 pm. 2nd Season Premiere.
Football's Hardest Hits
Violent montages are not exactly what I want to accomplish for my "Sports Sunday" video features, but some of these hits made me wince-- and thus were worthy of sharing:
2nd Half of 2009 Movie "Reviews", Part 4
Battlestar Galactica: The Plan— The premise: to go back to the beginning of the Cylon attack on the humans that nearly exterminated the race, and see how it came about—and then how the Cylon plan progressed as time went on and the humans proved far more difficult to stamp out entirely than originally thought.
It was “fun” to go back and see the beginnings of the BSG saga from the point of view of the Cylons—especially with the knowledge of which characters were unknowingly Cylons at the time-- but I’m not sure how necessary this movie was. And “the plan” was pretty lame; or, at least, I wasn’t surprised in the least what plan the Cylons had for the humans. I actually had to watch the extras just to have “the plan” unveiled for me (which got the reaction of “No shit” from me) because there was no “lightbulb” moment of explanation like I was expecting during the film.
I also watched the movie on DVD, upconverted through a BluRay player, and it looked grainy. That, too, was annoying.
I am really trying not to hate on this movie—or this show. It’s one of the best series of the past decade, but I just have problems with it because I think it could have been better. The show ended wonderfully (if controversially), so if they felt the need to go back to the well, they should have had some better revelations. B-
Home Alone—TV. Another film I have seen before—but not for at least ten years. It’s amazing how this one holds up over the years. Macaulay Culkin did a great job in one of his earliest roles—and he was by himself in most of the movie. John Hughes had his usual magic writing the script and Chris Columbus hit a home run in one of his first film directing jobs.
The film has a lot more heart than I remember. And seeing the brutality Kevin lays out on the burglars is still hilarious. B+
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies— Lex Luthor finally gets the upper hand on Superman and makes him a fugitive. Even better: Batman gets dragged along. This is one of the better animated direct-to-DVD movies DC has made, and it was cool that they got Kevin Conroy, Tim Daly, and Clancy Brown to reprise the roles they played in their respective animated series. I still wasn’t 100% (or even 80%) happy on the character design; they still can’t seem to get a decent face design—but I was happy to see they tried to emulate Ed McGuinness’ style from the comic series a bit (characters not quite as beefy, but not as rail-thin as they usually are.
Speaking of the comic series, I missed the internal thoughts of Supes and Bats that the comics had, but otherwise, it was pretty faithful to the original source. B
A Christmas Story— I’m sort of breaking my rule about reviewing only movies I haven’t seen before—or haven’t seen in a very long time—with this one, but I haven’t reviewed this one yet even though I have seen it within the past five years.
Most people have seen it: DVDs, tapes, and the yearly 24 hr TBS marathons have made this film pretty accessible.
But maybe you’ve just seen it once or twice, so this is a reminder that this film is quickly becoming a classic for the Holiday season. It’s one of those films that get better with every viewing.
Sure, it’s silly, but that’s part of its charm. Also, how nice was that time (the 1940s) that the only thing a young boy wanted for Christmas was a BB gun? Even one that could put out your eye? B+
Away We Go— A decent slice-of-life movie that had its moments. Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski were very well-cast in their roles, but I’m a little tired of the whiny late-20s to early-30s characters that seem to pop up more and more in movies and TV. What, you’re having a baby, and you don’t know what to do? Join the club. That’s called life, people. C+
Whatever Works— I don’t know what to think of this movie. In some regards, I agreed with some of the things said, but in other regards, I don’t know what the point of making this film was. Larry David was perfectly cast, as he seems to be a crotchety old man in real life (or at least he plays those characters very well), who doesn’t feel comfortable following all of the societal norms. But the rest of the film just seemed to happen. There was no real reason or story arc to anything.
And the end… Don’t get me started. Just because a story can be wrapped up neatly with a bow doesn’t mean it should be. C+
The Thing— A very interesting film. I’m not a horror movie fan, but my movie guru has been on me to watch this one for over a decade. I finally did and am sorry I didn’t watch it earlier. John Carpenter made a near-masterpiece here (my guru considers this one of the most perfect films he’s seen—and he’s seen a lot of films).
A group of men, stranded in the Antarctic wasteland, discover a “thing” can take over their bodies and become them. Paranoia ensues.
From the first scene (two men in a helicopter trying to shoot a dog who is running away from them), Carpenter grabs you and then doesn’t let up. Kurt Russel leads a cast of very believable characters as the badass pilot who takes charge when the poop hits the fan. But is he who he seems to be?
The fight is on between man and Thing (which is depicted in really gruesome forms) and the end makes you wonder who won.
I can’t give this an A, no matter how much it may deserve it because it doesn’t fit into my A criteria (either a film that blows my mind with excellence or makes me feel different and grateful for having seen it), but I know in my heart that the B+ I am giving it is too low. Check this movie out.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra-- A popcorn movie if there ever was one. All style, no substance. I was a huge fan of the ‘80s G.I.Joe toys and comic books, so I had a little reference to these characters that were mere shells in this film, but that may have also been a hindrance as I often thought “That isn’t Breaker”, or “Heavy Duty”, or “Ripcord” as I watched the movie. But I do have to keep in mind that the ‘80s Joe I loved was a Cold War (and thus strictly American) group, and the film was definitely a post-9/11/international-movie-market group.
I also have to say I really don’t like the post-Batman belief these movies feel they need by connecting the good and bad guys (Batman posited that Batman created his greatest enemy, the Joker; and G.I. Joe has former lovers and friends at odds). I also thought that the origin of Cobra Commander was pretty lame. What’s wrong with a guy who just wants to disrupt the world?
Finally, I was sorry to see Christopher Eccleston’s acting ability wasted here. Maybe the new mask will release him from whatever contract he may have had to sign tio star in sequels.
Anyway, this was most definitely a set-up film just begging to be fleshed out in a sequel. Maybe we’ll get a badass Snake Eyes fight (I may not have liked the whole ninja stuff that overran the comics after a few years, but I would like to see Ray Park’s Snake Eyes open a real can of whoop-ass next time). And, yeah, I’m grading this higher than I probably should, but the movie did have some great action sequences. B-
Avatar (3D)—A film over a decade in the making, and well worth it. James Cameron seems to make movies on an entirely different level than anyone else, and it showed on the screen, big time. Most filmmakers just tell the story they need to, but you know Cameron fleshed out his world because it all seemed to fit together; there wasn’t any glossing over the facts or the plot because the pieces don’t quite fit. And I was also very impressed by his use of 3D. It was not at all the centerpiece of the movie (with the requisite stunts like having things constantly jump out at the audience), but was used as a method of adding a dimension (no pun intended) to the film.
This is what movies will be striving to be like for the next decade. Cameron is just way ahead of the curve.
But after saying all that, I do have to say that the film, while technically and creatively light years ahead of the rest, still very much followed the pattern most technology vs. nature, progress vs. environment, civilization vs. “savage”, etc stories follow. I began to predict events—and came very close on most. But the story itself is still a viable one, just not a terribly original one. That’s the only thing holding it back from an A. B+
It was “fun” to go back and see the beginnings of the BSG saga from the point of view of the Cylons—especially with the knowledge of which characters were unknowingly Cylons at the time-- but I’m not sure how necessary this movie was. And “the plan” was pretty lame; or, at least, I wasn’t surprised in the least what plan the Cylons had for the humans. I actually had to watch the extras just to have “the plan” unveiled for me (which got the reaction of “No shit” from me) because there was no “lightbulb” moment of explanation like I was expecting during the film.
I also watched the movie on DVD, upconverted through a BluRay player, and it looked grainy. That, too, was annoying.
I am really trying not to hate on this movie—or this show. It’s one of the best series of the past decade, but I just have problems with it because I think it could have been better. The show ended wonderfully (if controversially), so if they felt the need to go back to the well, they should have had some better revelations. B-
Home Alone—TV. Another film I have seen before—but not for at least ten years. It’s amazing how this one holds up over the years. Macaulay Culkin did a great job in one of his earliest roles—and he was by himself in most of the movie. John Hughes had his usual magic writing the script and Chris Columbus hit a home run in one of his first film directing jobs.
The film has a lot more heart than I remember. And seeing the brutality Kevin lays out on the burglars is still hilarious. B+
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies— Lex Luthor finally gets the upper hand on Superman and makes him a fugitive. Even better: Batman gets dragged along. This is one of the better animated direct-to-DVD movies DC has made, and it was cool that they got Kevin Conroy, Tim Daly, and Clancy Brown to reprise the roles they played in their respective animated series. I still wasn’t 100% (or even 80%) happy on the character design; they still can’t seem to get a decent face design—but I was happy to see they tried to emulate Ed McGuinness’ style from the comic series a bit (characters not quite as beefy, but not as rail-thin as they usually are.
Speaking of the comic series, I missed the internal thoughts of Supes and Bats that the comics had, but otherwise, it was pretty faithful to the original source. B
A Christmas Story— I’m sort of breaking my rule about reviewing only movies I haven’t seen before—or haven’t seen in a very long time—with this one, but I haven’t reviewed this one yet even though I have seen it within the past five years.
Most people have seen it: DVDs, tapes, and the yearly 24 hr TBS marathons have made this film pretty accessible.
But maybe you’ve just seen it once or twice, so this is a reminder that this film is quickly becoming a classic for the Holiday season. It’s one of those films that get better with every viewing.
Sure, it’s silly, but that’s part of its charm. Also, how nice was that time (the 1940s) that the only thing a young boy wanted for Christmas was a BB gun? Even one that could put out your eye? B+
Away We Go— A decent slice-of-life movie that had its moments. Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski were very well-cast in their roles, but I’m a little tired of the whiny late-20s to early-30s characters that seem to pop up more and more in movies and TV. What, you’re having a baby, and you don’t know what to do? Join the club. That’s called life, people. C+
Whatever Works— I don’t know what to think of this movie. In some regards, I agreed with some of the things said, but in other regards, I don’t know what the point of making this film was. Larry David was perfectly cast, as he seems to be a crotchety old man in real life (or at least he plays those characters very well), who doesn’t feel comfortable following all of the societal norms. But the rest of the film just seemed to happen. There was no real reason or story arc to anything.
And the end… Don’t get me started. Just because a story can be wrapped up neatly with a bow doesn’t mean it should be. C+
The Thing— A very interesting film. I’m not a horror movie fan, but my movie guru has been on me to watch this one for over a decade. I finally did and am sorry I didn’t watch it earlier. John Carpenter made a near-masterpiece here (my guru considers this one of the most perfect films he’s seen—and he’s seen a lot of films).
A group of men, stranded in the Antarctic wasteland, discover a “thing” can take over their bodies and become them. Paranoia ensues.
From the first scene (two men in a helicopter trying to shoot a dog who is running away from them), Carpenter grabs you and then doesn’t let up. Kurt Russel leads a cast of very believable characters as the badass pilot who takes charge when the poop hits the fan. But is he who he seems to be?
The fight is on between man and Thing (which is depicted in really gruesome forms) and the end makes you wonder who won.
I can’t give this an A, no matter how much it may deserve it because it doesn’t fit into my A criteria (either a film that blows my mind with excellence or makes me feel different and grateful for having seen it), but I know in my heart that the B+ I am giving it is too low. Check this movie out.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra-- A popcorn movie if there ever was one. All style, no substance. I was a huge fan of the ‘80s G.I.Joe toys and comic books, so I had a little reference to these characters that were mere shells in this film, but that may have also been a hindrance as I often thought “That isn’t Breaker”, or “Heavy Duty”, or “Ripcord” as I watched the movie. But I do have to keep in mind that the ‘80s Joe I loved was a Cold War (and thus strictly American) group, and the film was definitely a post-9/11/international-movie-market group.
I also have to say I really don’t like the post-Batman belief these movies feel they need by connecting the good and bad guys (Batman posited that Batman created his greatest enemy, the Joker; and G.I. Joe has former lovers and friends at odds). I also thought that the origin of Cobra Commander was pretty lame. What’s wrong with a guy who just wants to disrupt the world?
Finally, I was sorry to see Christopher Eccleston’s acting ability wasted here. Maybe the new mask will release him from whatever contract he may have had to sign tio star in sequels.
Anyway, this was most definitely a set-up film just begging to be fleshed out in a sequel. Maybe we’ll get a badass Snake Eyes fight (I may not have liked the whole ninja stuff that overran the comics after a few years, but I would like to see Ray Park’s Snake Eyes open a real can of whoop-ass next time). And, yeah, I’m grading this higher than I probably should, but the movie did have some great action sequences. B-
Avatar (3D)—A film over a decade in the making, and well worth it. James Cameron seems to make movies on an entirely different level than anyone else, and it showed on the screen, big time. Most filmmakers just tell the story they need to, but you know Cameron fleshed out his world because it all seemed to fit together; there wasn’t any glossing over the facts or the plot because the pieces don’t quite fit. And I was also very impressed by his use of 3D. It was not at all the centerpiece of the movie (with the requisite stunts like having things constantly jump out at the audience), but was used as a method of adding a dimension (no pun intended) to the film.
This is what movies will be striving to be like for the next decade. Cameron is just way ahead of the curve.
But after saying all that, I do have to say that the film, while technically and creatively light years ahead of the rest, still very much followed the pattern most technology vs. nature, progress vs. environment, civilization vs. “savage”, etc stories follow. I began to predict events—and came very close on most. But the story itself is still a viable one, just not a terribly original one. That’s the only thing holding it back from an A. B+
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