Saturday, August 01, 2009

"An Annihilation"

Okay, this dude is trying too hard.

Any one or two of these things would net a good video clip-- but, no, this dude is the Tarantino of video stunt clips because it's gotta be more more more.

Oh, and by the way, this crap is why I believe in Darwinism... Survival of the fittest.


Insane Stunt Makes Dude Cry - Watch more Funny Videos

The crying at the end really is the icing on the cake...

THE SOUP + PAPER HEART

Condensed SOUP; July 31, 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

And the D-Bag Reporter of the Year is...

This dude:


Reporter Dunks on Kid, Makes Him Cry - Watch more Funny Videos

He made the kid cry-- and still talked shit.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Finally: Sparkles For Men

Okay, this is wrong. Really wrong.

But I couldn't stop laughing.


Make Your Manhood Sparkle - Watch more Funny Videos

Palin Gets Shat-ed

Just beautiful. Nobody does it better.

Monday, July 27, 2009

I Will Name Her One Pose Polly

It's totally wrong to post this. I know damn well an ex-boyfriend or former BFF originally posted this.

But as I watched, I was completely mesmerized by this girl. Dozens of pictures were combined to make this video. --And she poses exactly the same in all of them.

I was, actually, a little freaked out by the end...


Chick Makes Same Dumb Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Condensed SOUP; July 24, 2009

I Believe This Could be Called "Having Mad Skillz"


Guy Rules At Everything - Watch more Funny Videos

Premieres and Notables; July 27-August 2, 2009

Tuesday, 7/28

More to Love; FOX. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A larger guy has his choice of a bunch of larger women. I like the idea that there are more than just skinny idiots out there trying to make a name for themselves on a dating show.
And because it's on FOX, we can be assured it'll be a classy affair.


Wednesday, 7/29

And because it's kind of a light week, let me mention this great short that TCM will be showing. Set your DVR, watch it live, or record it to DVD; however you see it, it's worth it.

County Hospital; TCM. 6:40-7:00 pm. Movie Short.
Brilliant, insane, hilarious 19 minutes of chaos when Stan visits Ollie in the hospital.
"Hard boiled eggs and nuts."


Thursday, 7/30

She's Got the Look (TVLand; 8 pm). Season Finale.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta; Bravo. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Bravo is coming dangerously close to being on my "no mention" list (with MTV, VH1, and CMT) with the continuation of this crap.


Sunday, 8/2

Defying Gravity; ABC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Like Battlestar Galactica, this sci fi show is not meant to be be "too sci fi". The focus will not be on aliens and explosions, but on personal relationships and romance (as if sci fi can't have them both...). Vets from Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy created this series starring Ron Livingstone that follows a group of astronauts on a six-year mission to explore seven planets. I don't know if I'm going to actually watch or not, but it does sound interesting.