Billiards + Dominoes Trick Shot

Van Halen "Tattoo" Preview

Catch it before it gets pulled...

Cat Fail

I've got nothing against cats, but this mid-air reaction is classic.

I understand the cat is still alive, so I feel it's okay to laugh.

Shit Girls Say-- Episode 1

Nine year old hockey brawl

It's nice to know that since the NHL and NCAA pussified hocky, that this under-10 Russian hockey league can bring it.

This why you should always keep a back-up pair of underwear in your car

The audio says it all...

Premieres and Notables: January 2-8, 2012

Monday, 1/2

The Bachelor; ABC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Antiques Roadshows; PBS. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Pretty Little Liars; ABC Family. 7 pm CST. Mid-season Premiere.

The Lying Game; ABC Family.  8 pm CST. Mid-season Premiere.

Hoarders; A&E. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

It's a Brad, Brad World; Bravo. 9 pm CST.  Series Premiere.

Unsung; TV One. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Celebrity Wife Swap; ABC.  9:01 CST. Sneak Peek.
Tracey Gold and Carnie Wilson swap lives for a week.

Tuesday, 1/3

The Biggest Loser; NBC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Switched at Birth; ABC Family. 7 pm CST. Mid-season Premiere.

Work It; ABC. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Two dudes pose as women to get jobs...
I believe it's billed as a comedy, but the commercial I saw wasn't all that funny.

Jane By Design; ABC Family. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Jane's a high schooler who gets hired by a design firm who mistook her for an adult.
It could happen...

Wednesday, 1/4

Nova; PBS. 8 pm CST (check local listings). Season Premiere.

Not My Mama's Meals; Cooking Channel. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Bobby Deen makes his mom's recipes-- but holds the calories.

Steven Seagal Lawman; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Thursday, 1/5

Winter Wipeout; ABC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Project Runway All Stars; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

American Stuffers; Animal Planet. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A family-run taxidermy business is followed in this reality series.

Friday, 1/6

Wizards of Waverly Place (Disney Channel; 7 pm CST). Series Finale.

Merlin; Syfy. 9 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.

Portlandia; IFC. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret; IFC. 9:30 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Saturday, 1/7

My Cat From Hell; Animal Planet. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Zanatos, aka "Mittens", finally reveals his master plan to enslave the human race.
Okay, okay: I have no idea what this show is really about.

Dog Whisperer; Nat Geo Wild. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Sunday, 1/8

The Firm; NBC. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Picking up ten years after the 1993 film (based on the book) ended, Mitch McDeere looks to get his life back.

Downtown Abbey; PBS. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
I've heard good things about season one, so this should be worth watching.

Shameless; Showtime. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

House of Lies; Showtime. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Cajun Pawn Stars; History. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Californication; Showtime. 9:30 pm CST.
The series jumps ahead three years for this season.
I wonder if Hank got over Karen in that time.
As if...

Dodd's Serta Trek