Friday, December 25, 2009

My Christmas Present For The Boys Out There


Santa's Dancers - Watch more Funny Videos

Sorry, Ladies. I didn't look very hard for one for you. :(

My Christmas Present for the Girls Out There

Wizards in Winter in Lights



51 seconds in, my 5-year-old yells out "Chickenfoot".

I couldn't have been more proud.

Yes, it's a Trans-Siberian Orchestra song.
He was commenting on the lights...
Look closely...

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Yikes! The Secret is Out

Mom is Santa!

Remember not to do this tonight

Too much repetition in the video, but the song is classic.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

South Park: The Spirit of Christmas

I haven't watched this in years. Pretty funny-- if profanity-laden. And if you don't have any humor at all about Jesus Christ, you may want to pass (although the "reason for the season"-- or, at least, what "they'll" have you believe-- is pretty well spelled out by the end).

Take a look at the early version of South Park; the short that got the show green-lit by Comedy Central:

What NOT to Buy Your Wife...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mad TV's Terminator 3 (w/Jesus)

Obviously, this aired before the third Terminator flick.
Looks like it would have been a superior film.

Romantic Sleigh Ride Turns Bad

Monday, December 21, 2009

Some are tough to read but you can get the gist...

Premieres and Notables; December 21-27, 2009

Monday, 12/21

The Sing Off (NBC; 7 pm CST)  Season Finale

The Closer (TNT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.


Wednesday, 12/23

I've talked up Glee before, and today FOX is airing two of the best eps of the season.  At 7 pm CST, they air the episode where Kurt attempts to join the football team (highlighted wonderfully by Mike O'Malley's role as Kurt's father) and at 8 pm, the episode that guest-starred Kristen Chenowith airs.

Glee has a number of imperfections, but when it hits the a nice, emotional, element, it's the best show on TV.  Both of these episodes hit that emotional element.  When Kurt told his dad he was gay, I have to say I did not expect the reaction his father gave back.  Surprising, and extremely well written as well as acted.


Thursday, 12/24

NBC airs It's a Wonderful Life at 7 pm.  Sure, it's a little hokey-- but, c'mon, it can still bring a tear to your eye.  And even if you're a cold-hearted bastard, you have to admire Jimmy Stewart's work.  It sure was a different time then.  There is only one actor who might be able to pull off that role now... George Clooney.


Friday, 12/25

TBS runs its annual 24-hr A Christmas Story marathon, beginning at 5 am CST.
I just watched the film a week ago (after a few years), and it just gets more brilliant as I get older.


Saturday, 12/26

5 Ingredient Fix; Food Network.  11:30 am CST. Season Premiere.


Sunday, 12/27

Brothers (FOX; 6:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
"Season Finale"...  Yeah, right. 
Hey, when Joe Buck has the stones to rip on the show on his HBO series-- mere feet from Brothers star Michael Strahan-- and Strahan doesn't kick his ass, I think the writing is on the wall. 
This will be the series finale.