Michael Bay will make you dizzy

George Just Can't Help Himself

In honor of today's Star Wars release on Blu-Ray (with additional tinkering to the films-- including a head scratching "Nooooo" from Vader in ROTJ), I present to you a "what could have been"...

George Lucas Adds More Darth Vader Dialogue - watch more funny videos

Maybe the dumbass "Nooooooo" isn't so bad...

Joad Cressbeckler on Homosexuality

VW General Lee

Jonah's Arcade Pilot

Here's a Comedy Central pilot about video games starring Jonah Ray. There are a few misses in this one-- but there is a ton of hilarious stuff as well (wait until the "Jesus Christ, Japan" bit.

Premieres and Notables: September 5-11, 2011

Monday, 9/5

Curious George; PBS. Check local listings. 6th Season Premiere.

The Glades (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Tuesday, 9/6

Take the Money and Run (ABC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Sons of Anarchy; FX. 9 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.

Wednesday, 9/7

Rescue Me (FX; 9 pm CST).  Series Finale.

Thursday, 9/8

CBS is airing their 2011 Fall Preview at 7:30 pm. Sure, these things are usually network pap-- but you at least can get a glimpse of their new shows...

Burn Notice (USA; 8 pm CST). Mid-season Finale.

Futurama (Comedy Central; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Wilfred (FX; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Suits (USA; 9 pm CST). Mid-season Finale.

Louie (FX; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.

Friday, 9/9

Torchwood: Miracle Day (Starz; 9 pm CST). Season  Finale.


Saturday, 9/10

Fix This Kitchen; A&E. 8:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Sunday, 9/11

True Blood (HBO; 8 pm CST) Season  Finale

Entourage (HBO; 9:30 pm CST). Series Finale.
About three seasons too late, this classic series limps off into the sunset...

And, of course, lots and lots of specials and episodes commemorating the tenth anniversary of 9/11 on various channels.

Rare EVH Interview

Pretty funny.
It's okay. Go ahead.
He's not gonna kick you out of his band or anything if you laugh.