I'm on my semi-monthly theonion.com reading and found some gems:
Honey, Let's Never Pass Out Angry Again
Naked Man Only One Comfortable With His Body. R-Rated material in this one.
Harsh Light Of Morning Falls On One-Night Stand's DVD Collection
I Have To Admit: I Love The Nuts. It's not what you think.
And my favorite of this session:
Heartbroken Bush Runs After Departing Rove's Car
Ooo oo oo! I found my all-time FAVORITE Onion piece: You're Going To Love My Balls . And this is what you think-- but done beautifully. Pure genius. And this one is a hard-PG-13 rating.
Enjoy!
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
PRISON BREAK Preview
My movie/internet guru, Tom, hooked me up with a link to a website showing the first seventeen minutes of the Prison Break season premiere.
It's a completely different animal, here. I hope the show gets back to reality a little bit more than last year, and it looks like they're on the right track with this sneak peek.
Check it out:
http://foxbc.edgeboss.net/wmedia/foxbc/episodes/prisonbreak/pb3_preview.wvx
It's a completely different animal, here. I hope the show gets back to reality a little bit more than last year, and it looks like they're on the right track with this sneak peek.
Check it out:
http://foxbc.edgeboss.net/wmedia/foxbc/episodes/prisonbreak/pb3_preview.wvx
Monday, August 27, 2007
Premieres and Notables Aug 27- Sept 2, 2007
Sorry this is late, but nothing new is going on except for what's on my "banned" list (MTV, VH1, CMT, Court TV-- the banned list gets bigger and bigger as the shows get crappier and crappier).
Tuesday, 8/28
The Education of Ms. Groves; Sundance. 7 pm. Mini-Series Premiere.
Documentary about a language-arts teacher who begins her career in a tough Atlanta middle school in a four-part series.
Wednesday, 8/29
Pantry Raid; Style. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Love the name; but the concept's been done before: a chef raids an average family's pantry to make a gourmet meal.
Sunday, 9/2
The Entourage season finale (HBO, 9 pm) is gonna bum me out. It'll be too long until it returns, I'm sure. I will be happy I won't have to hear the word "Medellin" anymore, though.
And that's it. I don't have a list yet, but you just know there will be lots of TV show marathons over the Labor Day weekend.
And tomorrow the Friday Night Lights Season One DVD set goes on sale. I saw Best Buy and Target has it for an unheard of $20. Pick it up. Major props to NBC for allowing retailers to sell it so cheaply (it's entirely possible there aren't many extras-- but so what? $20 is less than a dollar an episode). This show needs some big-time love. I didn't get to watch it yet, but it was pretty unanimous by critics I read and friends who did watch that it's excellent.
Tuesday, 8/28
The Education of Ms. Groves; Sundance. 7 pm. Mini-Series Premiere.
Documentary about a language-arts teacher who begins her career in a tough Atlanta middle school in a four-part series.
Wednesday, 8/29
Pantry Raid; Style. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Love the name; but the concept's been done before: a chef raids an average family's pantry to make a gourmet meal.
Sunday, 9/2
The Entourage season finale (HBO, 9 pm) is gonna bum me out. It'll be too long until it returns, I'm sure. I will be happy I won't have to hear the word "Medellin" anymore, though.
And that's it. I don't have a list yet, but you just know there will be lots of TV show marathons over the Labor Day weekend.
And tomorrow the Friday Night Lights Season One DVD set goes on sale. I saw Best Buy and Target has it for an unheard of $20. Pick it up. Major props to NBC for allowing retailers to sell it so cheaply (it's entirely possible there aren't many extras-- but so what? $20 is less than a dollar an episode). This show needs some big-time love. I didn't get to watch it yet, but it was pretty unanimous by critics I read and friends who did watch that it's excellent.
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