How to Clear Snow From a Roof

Not sure if this qualifies as a stunt as it's not shown how it starts, but something had to be the catalyst for this.

Or else the guy holding the camera leads such a boring life that he records everything.

Be Nice to the Homeless

Zoobooks Offer

I am in for a "shit ton" of Zoobooks.

Friday Fail: Gunshot Special Effect

Plushenko Wuz Robbed

I thought he was just whining when he said he deserved gold instead of silver in the Olympics.

Then I saw his routine:



Lysacek didn't have fucking dragons, did he?
No. No he did not.

Ultimate Infomercial Parody

AOTS: Wonder Woman's Guide to Office Safety

Great Bridge Insurance

FAIL!!!!

Tuesday Trailer: Iron Man 2 (2)

Here's the newest Iron Man 2 trailer.  Still looks cool.

The Most Polite Video Clip I've Ever Seen

I find this clip mesmerizing...



No, video clip, thank you...

Premieres and Notables; March 8-14, 2010

Monday, 3/8

Jennifer Lopez appears as the "Anti-Barney" on How I Met Your Mother (CBS; 7 pm CST).

Make It or Break It (ABC Family; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.


Tuesday, 3/9

Bad Girls Club (Oxygen; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Food Wars; Travel Channel. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Rival restaurants comepete in taste tests.

White Collar (USA; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Wednesday, 3/10

I don't watch this show because I just can't get that high, but I had to mention that Anthony Bourdain appears on Yo Gabba Gabba! (Nickelodeon; 9:30 am) today.
Anthony Bourdain!

America's Next Top Model; The CW. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

High Society; The CW. 8:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I think this is a reality show featuring Upper East Side socialites.

Psych (USA; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

First Love, Second Chance; TV Land. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Old loves try to renew their passions.


Friday, 3/12

Supernanny (ABC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Numb3rs (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
CBS still hasn't given the show a renewal, but this episode can also be a series finale if need be.


Saturday, 3/13

The Pacific; HBO. 8 pm CST. Mini-series.
The Band of Brothers creators return to WWII; this time, on the Asian Front.
I'm pretty sure I can say this is must see television right here.

The Guard; ION.  8 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
A show featuring four Canadian Coast Guard members.  I'm pretty sure it's scripted and not reality.
Who knows anymore?  Too much crap filling the airwaves have made it almost impossible to distinguish what's real and not from a few sentences in a magazine.

Ultimate Recipe Showdown; Food Network. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Celebrity Apprentice; NBC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
This time, the celebs (*snicker*) play for charity...

Sons of Tuscon; FOX. 8:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Three brothers hire a slacker to pretend to be their father.
The slacker would be played by Tyler Lebine; I'm pretty sure he'll nail it.

America's Worst Driver; Travel. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I don't know anything about it, but I think the title is a tip-off...

Aliens Rap

Amazing how this movie can be distilled down to ten minutes...