This will not turn out okay...

J.J. Abrams to direct next Star Wars film

I like the choice. I just hope we don't get:




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The Wire RPG

Big-time spoilers here. But for fans of the show who've seen all five seasons-- it's a must-see.

The Lego Wire

Television Premieres and Notables: January, 21-27, 2013

Monday, 1/21

Ultimate Spider-Man; Disney XD. 6 pm CST. Season Premiere.

The Following; Fox. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Kevin Bacon plays the disgraced former FBI brought out of retirement to recapture James Purefoy's serial killer character.  And Natalie Zea plays the woman between them.
Lots of buzz surrounding this show-- and it's also supposed to push the boundaries of violence for a network show, so be aware of that if it's not your thing.

Lizard Lick Towing; truTV. 9 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.


Tuesday, 1/22

The Taste; ABC. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Private Practice (ABC; 9 pm CST) Series Finale.

Parenthood (NBC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan; BBC America. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Monaghan travels the world, searching for creepy-crawlies.



Wednesday, 1/23

Lords of War; National Geographic.8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Arms experts scour the country in search for ancient weaponry.

American Horror Story: Asylum (FX; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Street Eats; Travel Channel. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.



Thursday, 1/24

Last Resort (ABC; 7 pm CST). Series Finale.

Project Runway; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. 11th Season Premiere.

Timothy Olyphant voices a former partner of Sterling's on Archer (FX; 9 pm CST).


Friday, 1/25

Spartacus: War of the Damned; Starz. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.