e*trade Baby- Shankopotamus

I hate commercials and FF through them as fast as I can. But I always watch the e*trade baby ones. Here's my favorite. It's got the perfect blend of funny lines and smart-assery attitude.

SOUP's On: TMZ

Condensed SOUP; May 21, 2009

A Woman Who Has Earned Being Called a Cougar

Go for it, dude.

Woz's Worm

Even more frightening than it sounds...

Dude knows what he wants...

Bedazzle THAT, bitches...

Good grief... Yet another show I've got to start watching.

CW's 2009/2010 Sked

It's possible I may not watch any CW show in the fall (although I'll still record Smallville & Supernatural to watch at a later date).

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Fall-TV-CW-1006249.aspx

TNT Unveils New Shows

Here's a link to tvguide.com's news story for TNT. Sounds like some decent shows coming down the pike.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/TNT-Spielberg-Romano-1006206.aspx

THE SOUP Presents: Love Train

Restraint, Personified

The fact that this dude just sat there and didn't make any comments is classic.

CBS 2009/2010 Sked

Ho hum. Don't care. Don't see a single interesting new show.

At least my Monday and Wednesday nights will remain unchanged. (Watch 7:00-8:00, skip 8:00, and watch again at 8:30 on Mondays.)

Isn't it time to dump that lame-ass Two and a Half Men yet? How can it be the #1 comedy?
I guess that's called "lowest common denominator" programming.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Fall-TV-CBS-1006204.aspx

A Warning

People watch this crap...

...Don't let yourself be one.

OTH Becomes OTH: NL

ABC's 2009/2010 Sked

And here is what ABC has to offer.

Looks like ABC is still trying to throw crap on the wall to see what sticks in the comedy department. At least the getting-better Better Off Ted and Scrubs (?-- after that great "series" finale?) are being brought back.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Fall-TV-ABC-1006175.aspx

NBC Unveils 2009-2010 Sked

Like yesterday, I'm going to just give you the link.

Unlike yesterday, I have a few comments: Wow! Talk about stripped down. Disappointing. I know the net has taken some hits, but, geez...

And I love the hyperbole for Thursday, "The Funniest Night on TV". Uhhhh-- not if you're leading off with Saturday Night Live Thursday and Parks and Recreation. Sorry-- try again.

Thankfully the net has a 7-10 days for the Winter Olympics.

Here's the link:
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Fall-TV-NBC-1006185.aspx

Hope You Didn't Miss It...

For those of you who have heeded my advice and have started (or continued) watching How I Met Your Mother: wasn't that a fantastic season ender last night?

For those of you who haven't yet jumped on the HIMYM train: so sorry. You are missing out.

THE HILLS Finally Gets That Missing Piece

Sometimes you gotta go old school with the laugh track...

I Think Someone's Gonna Get Fired...

Check out the big red [word] that appears between the two men near the end of this clip.

Someone probably should have checked the camera angle in that scene.

I'm just sayin'...

FOX Announces Fall 2009 Lineup

Sorry-- Not much time to type.

Thankfully, tvguide.com's Matt Mitovich took the time himself:

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Fall-TV-Fox-1006141.aspx

A Woman Who Knows What She Wants...

And tells the world...

She didn't "get her man", but she got a good tip.