noooo shit...

Batman v. Superman summed up perfectly...

Yes, it's wrong. Yes, I laughed anyway.

Television Premieres and Notables: September 8-14, 2014

Monday, 9/8

Bachelor in Paradise (ABC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.

Rewrapped; Food Network. 7 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Love Prison; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Online daters who've never met each other are moved into a one-bedroom house.

'Cause, you know: no pressure.

Tuesday, 9/9

Sons of Anarchy; FX. 9 pm CST.  7th and Final Season Premiere.

Adam Devine's House Party; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Wednesday, 9/10

Hell's Kitchen; Fox. 7 pm CST. 13th Season Premiere.

Nova; PBS. 8 pm CST (check local listings). 42nd Season Premiere.

Thursday, 9/11

The Biggest Loser: Glory Days; NBC. 7 pm CST. 15th Season Premiere.

Haven; Syfy. 7 pm CST. 5th Season Premiere.

Friday, 9/12

Z Nation; Syfy. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Syfy gets into the zombie craze-- and they used the guys who brought us Sharknado to bring it to fruition.

Sunday, 9/14

The Roosevelts: An Intimate History; PBS. 7 pm CST (check local listings). Mini-series Premiere.

Ken Burns sets his sights on the Roosevelts, specifically Teddy and his nephew Franklin and Franklin's wife Elenor.

American Dad; Fox. 8 pm CST. Burn-off/11th Season Premiere.

Fox airs its last two episodes before it moves to TBS.