The Movie Alphabet

Fireworks Fail...? Nah-- Success!

Premieres and Notables: March 7-13, 2011

Monday, 3/7

The Event; NBC. 7 pm CST. Mid-season Return.

Greek (ABC Family; 8 pm CST). Series Finale

Stargate Universe; Syfy. 9 pm CST. Mid-season Return


Tuesday, 3/8

Southland (TNT; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Wednesday, 3/9

Nothing Personal; Investigation Discovery. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Sopranos' Steve Schirripa hosts this show that investigates murders-for-hire.


Friday, 3/11

Fish Warrior; National Geographic. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Sunday, 3/13

Sister Wives; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Benny Hinn Uses the Force

Not judging his religion; I just think this is funny-- even more funny because I've seen the clips of Hinn "saving" people by pretty much knocking them over.

What Bored Dads Do

FDA Recommendation

ShamWow Dub

Captain America: F--- Yeah!

My favorite tune from Team America: World Police combined with the Super Bowl trailer for Captain America.

A... different... way to make a sandwich

D-Bag didn't even finish.  What comes after the mayo?

Girl Crashes BMX

Props for her not panicking-- just rides it through...

Mutha F-ing Ninja

I heard a 2-liter of Sprite Zero killed his family.

This is what we deal with in WI

Sure, there's the Packers and crazy politcal stuff going on in WI.

But what you don't often hear about is the snow.

Finally, The Onion unveils the horror that can happen in the fine state I live in...