Battlestar Galactica: The Plan— The premise: to go back to the beginning of the Cylon attack on the humans that nearly exterminated the race, and see how it came about—and then how the Cylon plan progressed as time went on and the humans proved far more difficult to stamp out entirely than originally thought.
It was “fun” to go back and see the beginnings of the BSG saga from the point of view of the Cylons—especially with the knowledge of which characters were unknowingly Cylons at the time-- but I’m not sure how necessary this movie was. And “the plan” was pretty lame; or, at least, I wasn’t surprised in the least what plan the Cylons had for the humans. I actually had to watch the extras just to have “the plan” unveiled for me (which got the reaction of “No shit” from me) because there was no “lightbulb” moment of explanation like I was expecting during the film.
I also watched the movie on DVD, upconverted through a BluRay player, and it looked grainy. That, too, was annoying.
I am really trying not to hate on this movie—or this show. It’s one of the best series of the past decade, but I just have problems with it because I think it could have been better. The show ended wonderfully (if controversially), so if they felt the need to go back to the well, they should have had some better revelations. B-
Home Alone—TV. Another film I have seen before—but not for at least ten years. It’s amazing how this one holds up over the years. Macaulay Culkin did a great job in one of his earliest roles—and he was by himself in most of the movie. John Hughes had his usual magic writing the script and Chris Columbus hit a home run in one of his first film directing jobs.
The film has a lot more heart than I remember. And seeing the brutality Kevin lays out on the burglars is still hilarious. B+
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies— Lex Luthor finally gets the upper hand on Superman and makes him a fugitive. Even better: Batman gets dragged along. This is one of the better animated direct-to-DVD movies DC has made, and it was cool that they got Kevin Conroy, Tim Daly, and Clancy Brown to reprise the roles they played in their respective animated series. I still wasn’t 100% (or even 80%) happy on the character design; they still can’t seem to get a decent face design—but I was happy to see they tried to emulate Ed McGuinness’ style from the comic series a bit (characters not quite as beefy, but not as rail-thin as they usually are.
Speaking of the comic series, I missed the internal thoughts of Supes and Bats that the comics had, but otherwise, it was pretty faithful to the original source. B
A Christmas Story— I’m sort of breaking my rule about reviewing only movies I haven’t seen before—or haven’t seen in a very long time—with this one, but I haven’t reviewed this one yet even though I have seen it within the past five years.
Most people have seen it: DVDs, tapes, and the yearly 24 hr TBS marathons have made this film pretty accessible.
But maybe you’ve just seen it once or twice, so this is a reminder that this film is quickly becoming a classic for the Holiday season. It’s one of those films that get better with every viewing.
Sure, it’s silly, but that’s part of its charm. Also, how nice was that time (the 1940s) that the only thing a young boy wanted for Christmas was a BB gun? Even one that could put out your eye? B+
Away We Go— A decent slice-of-life movie that had its moments. Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski were very well-cast in their roles, but I’m a little tired of the whiny late-20s to early-30s characters that seem to pop up more and more in movies and TV. What, you’re having a baby, and you don’t know what to do? Join the club. That’s called life, people. C+
Whatever Works— I don’t know what to think of this movie. In some regards, I agreed with some of the things said, but in other regards, I don’t know what the point of making this film was. Larry David was perfectly cast, as he seems to be a crotchety old man in real life (or at least he plays those characters very well), who doesn’t feel comfortable following all of the societal norms. But the rest of the film just seemed to happen. There was no real reason or story arc to anything.
And the end… Don’t get me started. Just because a story can be wrapped up neatly with a bow doesn’t mean it should be. C+
The Thing— A very interesting film. I’m not a horror movie fan, but my movie guru has been on me to watch this one for over a decade. I finally did and am sorry I didn’t watch it earlier. John Carpenter made a near-masterpiece here (my guru considers this one of the most perfect films he’s seen—and he’s seen a lot of films).
A group of men, stranded in the Antarctic wasteland, discover a “thing” can take over their bodies and become them. Paranoia ensues.
From the first scene (two men in a helicopter trying to shoot a dog who is running away from them), Carpenter grabs you and then doesn’t let up. Kurt Russel leads a cast of very believable characters as the badass pilot who takes charge when the poop hits the fan. But is he who he seems to be?
The fight is on between man and Thing (which is depicted in really gruesome forms) and the end makes you wonder who won.
I can’t give this an A, no matter how much it may deserve it because it doesn’t fit into my A criteria (either a film that blows my mind with excellence or makes me feel different and grateful for having seen it), but I know in my heart that the B+ I am giving it is too low. Check this movie out.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra-- A popcorn movie if there ever was one. All style, no substance. I was a huge fan of the ‘80s G.I.Joe toys and comic books, so I had a little reference to these characters that were mere shells in this film, but that may have also been a hindrance as I often thought “That isn’t Breaker”, or “Heavy Duty”, or “Ripcord” as I watched the movie. But I do have to keep in mind that the ‘80s Joe I loved was a Cold War (and thus strictly American) group, and the film was definitely a post-9/11/international-movie-market group.
I also have to say I really don’t like the post-Batman belief these movies feel they need by connecting the good and bad guys (Batman posited that Batman created his greatest enemy, the Joker; and G.I. Joe has former lovers and friends at odds). I also thought that the origin of Cobra Commander was pretty lame. What’s wrong with a guy who just wants to disrupt the world?
Finally, I was sorry to see Christopher Eccleston’s acting ability wasted here. Maybe the new mask will release him from whatever contract he may have had to sign tio star in sequels.
Anyway, this was most definitely a set-up film just begging to be fleshed out in a sequel. Maybe we’ll get a badass Snake Eyes fight (I may not have liked the whole ninja stuff that overran the comics after a few years, but I would like to see Ray Park’s Snake Eyes open a real can of whoop-ass next time). And, yeah, I’m grading this higher than I probably should, but the movie did have some great action sequences. B-
Avatar (3D)—A film over a decade in the making, and well worth it. James Cameron seems to make movies on an entirely different level than anyone else, and it showed on the screen, big time. Most filmmakers just tell the story they need to, but you know Cameron fleshed out his world because it all seemed to fit together; there wasn’t any glossing over the facts or the plot because the pieces don’t quite fit. And I was also very impressed by his use of 3D. It was not at all the centerpiece of the movie (with the requisite stunts like having things constantly jump out at the audience), but was used as a method of adding a dimension (no pun intended) to the film.
This is what movies will be striving to be like for the next decade. Cameron is just way ahead of the curve.
But after saying all that, I do have to say that the film, while technically and creatively light years ahead of the rest, still very much followed the pattern most technology vs. nature, progress vs. environment, civilization vs. “savage”, etc stories follow. I began to predict events—and came very close on most. But the story itself is still a viable one, just not a terribly original one. That’s the only thing holding it back from an A. B+
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Saturday, January 02, 2010
Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
And, BTW, I am going to resolve to have a post a day. Usually a video (cause they're easy and fun to share), but at least one post each day.
We'll see how successful I'll be (I'm good up through 1/4 so far)...
2nd Half of 2009 Movie "Reviews", Part 3
Hamlet 2— Don’t believe the hype that surrounded this film; that it’s hilarious and the like. It’s not. It’s cute, had some funny moments/lines, had some decent performances—but it isn’t what I had heard it was.
I will admit, the song “Rock Me, Sexy Jesus” was pretty funny. C-
G-Force—film. This was a film directed solely at kids. My 5 year-old, who really doesn’t like sitting through movies, actually sat through this one and exclaimed it was the best one he ever saw when the lights came up. Of course, he couldn’t remember much other than the line “Poop on his head! Poop on his head!” an hour later, so I’m not sure how much stock should be put into his remarks. I found it kind of pointless, but not completely offensive to my sensibilities. C-
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs—film. Another attempt at padding a beloved children’s book enough to get a feature film’s worth of material out of it. I haven’t actually read the book, so I was coming into this blind. And it worked for me. It wasn’t the best “kids movie” I’ve seen, but it also was far from being the worst. Sorry to say I don’t have much more to say about it. B
A Shot at Glory— A pretty by-the-books sports film. A good-hearted but constantly-in-trouble soccer star gets traded to a small team coached by the father of his estranged wife. His brings plenty of expectations with him as the whole town rallies around their possible contending team, and he does his best—while trying to win back the love of his wife. Pretty non-remarkable. It wasn’t bad; it just followed the sports movie mold too closely. C+
Star Trek: The Motion Picture: The Director’s Cut— Being a Star Wars kid, I had a tough time with Star Trek when I was younger (loud, exciting SW just “did it for me” more than quiet, boring Star Trek). But now that I’m older, I can see the appeal for Trek. Thinking through a problem rather than blowing through it has advantages.
I tell you the above because it helps put what I’m going to write in perspective. I found this film boring as a kid. I wouldn’t admit it because I liked all types of science fiction. It’s been, probably, 15 years since I last saw it, and this version is supposed to be far superior to the original.
I did like this version. I’m not sure what is different (aside from updated effects, of course), so I’m not sure what made it a satisfying experience this time when it hadn’t been before. I know a few scenes were trimmed or entirely cut-out, but what I saw in the “deleted scenes” wasn’t that big (or maybe it was; I really wish I hadn’t sold my version of the original movie a while back). Sure, the pacing was still a little slow, but it was pretty much a reintroduction to the characters after almost a decade since the series ended. And, yeah, the costumes were a bit (okay, a lot) in the ‘70s-style of fashion, but I can live with it. And the lone tear on Spock’s face when he realized what V’Ger’s “deal” was is still silly to me.
My movie guru, Tom, told me this version made an okay movie a good one, and I have no reason to disagree because I did enjoy this film for the first time.
But I’m going to chalk it up to 50% because the Director’s Cut is better and 50% because I’m an older, more mature person than I was. B+
The Last Starfighter—25th Anniversary Edition— I loved this movie as a kid (I ate up almost everything sci fi related), and it still holds up pretty well now that I’m an adult. Sure, the computer effects are noticeably primitive, but the rest of the movie is pretty timeless (try saying that about most 80s movies…). It also retained its heart. I’d seen it before in theatre, then on videotape a few times, read the comic adaptations and novelization multiple times, and this viewing was still fresh to me.
I also liked that I could watch it with my kids without too many “problems”. It’d be nice if some of the current movies took the PG rating and made it easy to decide if my kids could watch instead of trying for PG-13 and then I have to keep mental notes in my head to determine if I can let my boys watch later. B
Green Lantern: First Flight— The latest in the line of “introductory” animated films based on a DC Comics character. In this case, we are treated to the origin story of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern. I thought the story was pretty good; it had all the elements one expects from seeing Jordan’s training as one of the premier heroes in the universe, and the character animations were particularly good when compared to previous DC direct-to-DVD animated stories. B-
Observe and Report— This film was exactly what you’d expect from a Danny McBride movie (without McBride) that instead starred Seth Rogan. Very raw, very dark humor, very anti-social. But it was funny at times. It could have had more to hold it together; some of the scenes seemed to exist only to have some stunt or joke as opposed to being an organic part of the story. B
Let the Right One In— A very interesting film from Sweden that was dubbed into English very well. It’s one of the most unique vampire stories I’ve ever encountered, where a young boy (approx 12 yrs old) named Oskar who is tormented at school meets a mysterious young girl named Eli who is roughly the same age, and they become friends—although at a distance Eli maintains.
It’s a dark, quiet movie that is paced very well. The few instances of violence are all the more powerful because of the quietness of the rest of the film. And the ending is both horrifying and calming, depending on your point of view.
It’s this type of film that reminds me just how great movies can be. Sadly, the most creative films seem to come from other countries as there is almost no way an American film would get by in this style. So get out of your comfort zone and try this one. A-
Spies like Us— I had two people in about a week mention how surprised they were that I hadn’t seen this before, and that it was a classic. That could be, but I think it’s one of those films that are classics just based on when they were released. I’m sure when it first was screened, it felt fresh. But now, I felt like I had seen it done before—and better. C
Watchmen— I’ll say this up front: I never was a big Watchmen (comic book/ “graphic novel”) fan. I thought it was too drawn-out, and that it fell apart at the end. I’ll also say this: I haven’t read it since I was a teenager, so half my life has passed since then (along with the fact that I’m more mature—and have a better feel for quality than I did).
This film was beautiful. The visuals were stupendous, the acting and the script were great, and the directing was done with love and respect.
But the film didn’t make me feel anything. It lacked “heart”. It felt like each scene was just a way of moving the plot along from (comic book) plot point to plot point. B
Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf & Death— I don’t have much to say about W&G other than their shorts (and the film) are brilliant. This newest short film was no exception. Check it out. This is great filmmaking. Soak it in. A-
Bill Maher: I’m Swiss— I feel terrible about this; but I don’t remember much about it. It’s a stand-up comedy film, so I guess it wasn’t memorable because there wasn’t anything to grab onto. Because it was Maher, I’m sure I laughed and agreed with about 70% of what he said. C
Fanboys— A cute road-trip movie based around a love of Star Wars. Nothing really spectacular here, but it was entertaining enough. B-
Planet 51—film. A cute enough movie. The animation was pretty good, and the story was basically ET in reverse, which was a nice switch. And I was also impressed by Dwayne Johnson’s voice work. That dude has really improved his work with every role he gets. B-
I will admit, the song “Rock Me, Sexy Jesus” was pretty funny. C-
G-Force—film. This was a film directed solely at kids. My 5 year-old, who really doesn’t like sitting through movies, actually sat through this one and exclaimed it was the best one he ever saw when the lights came up. Of course, he couldn’t remember much other than the line “Poop on his head! Poop on his head!” an hour later, so I’m not sure how much stock should be put into his remarks. I found it kind of pointless, but not completely offensive to my sensibilities. C-
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs—film. Another attempt at padding a beloved children’s book enough to get a feature film’s worth of material out of it. I haven’t actually read the book, so I was coming into this blind. And it worked for me. It wasn’t the best “kids movie” I’ve seen, but it also was far from being the worst. Sorry to say I don’t have much more to say about it. B
A Shot at Glory— A pretty by-the-books sports film. A good-hearted but constantly-in-trouble soccer star gets traded to a small team coached by the father of his estranged wife. His brings plenty of expectations with him as the whole town rallies around their possible contending team, and he does his best—while trying to win back the love of his wife. Pretty non-remarkable. It wasn’t bad; it just followed the sports movie mold too closely. C+
Star Trek: The Motion Picture: The Director’s Cut— Being a Star Wars kid, I had a tough time with Star Trek when I was younger (loud, exciting SW just “did it for me” more than quiet, boring Star Trek). But now that I’m older, I can see the appeal for Trek. Thinking through a problem rather than blowing through it has advantages.
I tell you the above because it helps put what I’m going to write in perspective. I found this film boring as a kid. I wouldn’t admit it because I liked all types of science fiction. It’s been, probably, 15 years since I last saw it, and this version is supposed to be far superior to the original.
I did like this version. I’m not sure what is different (aside from updated effects, of course), so I’m not sure what made it a satisfying experience this time when it hadn’t been before. I know a few scenes were trimmed or entirely cut-out, but what I saw in the “deleted scenes” wasn’t that big (or maybe it was; I really wish I hadn’t sold my version of the original movie a while back). Sure, the pacing was still a little slow, but it was pretty much a reintroduction to the characters after almost a decade since the series ended. And, yeah, the costumes were a bit (okay, a lot) in the ‘70s-style of fashion, but I can live with it. And the lone tear on Spock’s face when he realized what V’Ger’s “deal” was is still silly to me.
My movie guru, Tom, told me this version made an okay movie a good one, and I have no reason to disagree because I did enjoy this film for the first time.
But I’m going to chalk it up to 50% because the Director’s Cut is better and 50% because I’m an older, more mature person than I was. B+
The Last Starfighter—25th Anniversary Edition— I loved this movie as a kid (I ate up almost everything sci fi related), and it still holds up pretty well now that I’m an adult. Sure, the computer effects are noticeably primitive, but the rest of the movie is pretty timeless (try saying that about most 80s movies…). It also retained its heart. I’d seen it before in theatre, then on videotape a few times, read the comic adaptations and novelization multiple times, and this viewing was still fresh to me.
I also liked that I could watch it with my kids without too many “problems”. It’d be nice if some of the current movies took the PG rating and made it easy to decide if my kids could watch instead of trying for PG-13 and then I have to keep mental notes in my head to determine if I can let my boys watch later. B
Green Lantern: First Flight— The latest in the line of “introductory” animated films based on a DC Comics character. In this case, we are treated to the origin story of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern. I thought the story was pretty good; it had all the elements one expects from seeing Jordan’s training as one of the premier heroes in the universe, and the character animations were particularly good when compared to previous DC direct-to-DVD animated stories. B-
Observe and Report— This film was exactly what you’d expect from a Danny McBride movie (without McBride) that instead starred Seth Rogan. Very raw, very dark humor, very anti-social. But it was funny at times. It could have had more to hold it together; some of the scenes seemed to exist only to have some stunt or joke as opposed to being an organic part of the story. B
Let the Right One In— A very interesting film from Sweden that was dubbed into English very well. It’s one of the most unique vampire stories I’ve ever encountered, where a young boy (approx 12 yrs old) named Oskar who is tormented at school meets a mysterious young girl named Eli who is roughly the same age, and they become friends—although at a distance Eli maintains.
It’s a dark, quiet movie that is paced very well. The few instances of violence are all the more powerful because of the quietness of the rest of the film. And the ending is both horrifying and calming, depending on your point of view.
It’s this type of film that reminds me just how great movies can be. Sadly, the most creative films seem to come from other countries as there is almost no way an American film would get by in this style. So get out of your comfort zone and try this one. A-
Spies like Us— I had two people in about a week mention how surprised they were that I hadn’t seen this before, and that it was a classic. That could be, but I think it’s one of those films that are classics just based on when they were released. I’m sure when it first was screened, it felt fresh. But now, I felt like I had seen it done before—and better. C
Watchmen— I’ll say this up front: I never was a big Watchmen (comic book/ “graphic novel”) fan. I thought it was too drawn-out, and that it fell apart at the end. I’ll also say this: I haven’t read it since I was a teenager, so half my life has passed since then (along with the fact that I’m more mature—and have a better feel for quality than I did).
This film was beautiful. The visuals were stupendous, the acting and the script were great, and the directing was done with love and respect.
But the film didn’t make me feel anything. It lacked “heart”. It felt like each scene was just a way of moving the plot along from (comic book) plot point to plot point. B
Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf & Death— I don’t have much to say about W&G other than their shorts (and the film) are brilliant. This newest short film was no exception. Check it out. This is great filmmaking. Soak it in. A-
Bill Maher: I’m Swiss— I feel terrible about this; but I don’t remember much about it. It’s a stand-up comedy film, so I guess it wasn’t memorable because there wasn’t anything to grab onto. Because it was Maher, I’m sure I laughed and agreed with about 70% of what he said. C
Fanboys— A cute road-trip movie based around a love of Star Wars. Nothing really spectacular here, but it was entertaining enough. B-
Planet 51—film. A cute enough movie. The animation was pretty good, and the story was basically ET in reverse, which was a nice switch. And I was also impressed by Dwayne Johnson’s voice work. That dude has really improved his work with every role he gets. B-
Friday, January 01, 2010
2nd Half of 2009 Movie "Reviews", Part 2
The Condemned— “Stone Cold” Steve Austin stars in a film tailor-made for him. He plays a bad-ass military-type who gets unjustly jailed and then finds himself stranded on an island with 11 hard-core killers in a reality competition show. The goal: kill the others within the time limit or die yourself. Now, the premise alone has the potential for an above-average TV movie, but the reality show aspect really brought something more to the table. It’s certainly not a novel idea (The Running Man did it a long time ago, and it’s been probably copied dozens of times since), but this film actually did deal with the production crew quite a bit and raised the question: at what point is human life/dignity more important than ratings? C+
Caprica— The pilot for the upcoming Battlestar Galactica “prequel” series was, hopefully, going to answer some questions I had about Galactica. But it didn’t. And I watched it again with the director/creator commentary, and got even less insight. I guess BSG/Caprica creators/revisionists Ronald D. Moore and David Eick really want to go out of their way to make Caprica separate from BSG, which is okay.
The plot itself is different enough from the first series that this one can stand on its own. A rich inventor found a way to keep his daughter (who died in an accident) alive by using the “brainwaves” (for lack of a better term I can use) she downloaded in a social networking site. He enlists the help of a man who has connections to his rival— who also lost his daughter in the same accident. The inventor also has to present an automated soldier to the government that can help his planet defend itself, but is having problems getting that robot to act independently. The hook of the movie—and the upcoming series—is that a combination of human brain patterns and the robot become what we know to be the Cylons of Battlestar Galactica.
The series (set to air next year) has potential—but if this movie is indicative of the tone the series will have, it may face a tough battle. BSG wasn’t a by the books science fiction series (in the sense that the sci-fi was more back-seated than in typical shows), and Caprica looks to be even less so. Moore and Eick have established themselves as creative-types to watch because of Galactica, but they’ll have to keep the science fiction fanboys happy because I don’t see this show playing all that much to people who aren’t open to sci fi (or Syfy, if you will). B
My Name is Bruce— Beloved, (self-described) b-list actor Bruce Campbell plays a beloved, b-list, drunk, washed up actor named Bruce Campbell in this horror movie parody. And, maybe not-so-amazingly, he was pretty capable at it.
The plot involves teenagers who unwittingly free a demon from his prison, and the demon proceeds to terrorize their town, killing anyone he comes across. The surviving teen tracks down Campbell and asks him to confront and defeat the demon. Campbell’s got nothing else to do—and he’s out of booze—so he agrees to make an appearance. Of course, his arrogance gets the better of him, and he ultimately hits the bar and tries to get into the pants of the first chick he sees. Then he goes to confront the demon, just as he agreed to… And soon realizes the kid wasn’t asking him to make a public appearance set around a “publicity stunt” demon—he really was brought into town to defeat a demon. So he does what any Hollywood B-Actor would do—he runs like Hell. I’ll leave the rest of the plot up to you to figure out (it’s not hard).
This film follows a basic b-movie hero plot, and it’s very-much done in the b-movie style, revolving around Campbell’s usual character attributes. He’s an arrogant coward who thinks just being a movie actor makes him better than others. I highly doubt the real Bruce Campbell is that way (he has a pretty healthy self-awareness of his place in the Hollywood hierarchy—and he’s a huge fan-favorite in a genre known for having massively passionate—and critical-- fans), but he knows the role well enough that he pulled it off wonderfully.
It’s a b-movie—with the usual low-budget sets and effects—so it would normally rate a low-C, but Campbell is so fun and engaging that I’m going to give it a B.
Fired Up— I didn’t have any hopes for this film, but the fact that it stars Eric Christian Olsen, who I’ve really liked since one of his first jobs (in the 1999-2001 series Get Real) made me give it a try. It’s nothing unusual with the basic plot of this type of movie (two horny teens decide to avoid football camp and join the cheerleading team in order to get laid—but, by the last reel, find they actually like cheerleading). But Olsen has a way of making mediocre lines much better than they should be (in much the way that Ryan Reynolds can), so it was enjoyable enough. C+
The Foot Fist Way— The film “discovered” by Will Farrell and Adam McKay (who claimed to have watched it every day over a period of weeks) that introduced Danny McBride to the world. Had I not already seen most of McBride’s other work (most especially his HBO show EastBound and Down), I may have thought this was better. But, right now, McBride is a one-trick pony who does his trick really well— and this was just more of the same. B-
Funny People—film. I don’t consider myself old-fashioned, and I don’t consider myself a prude, but I’m growing tired of the near-constant vulgarity in the Judd Apatow (and the other filmmakers who work in that “arena”) films. Sometimes the profanity works and can make a film really good, but the shock of the “mature humor” has worn off for me. This one wasn’t as gross as past films, but I really started to wonder what was up with all the dick jokes in this movie. I know comics (and this film was set around stand-up comics) try to out-do and out-gross each other, but it’s hard to relate to a guy who’s always talking about someone else’s penis. It’s almost to the point of making these characters seem homophobic (maybe they are—but nothing else in the movie suggests that).
And it’s a shame there was so much to be turned off by because this was a good film (not especially funny—although I don’t think Apatow was going for a strict “comedy”). It was well put-together, plot-wise, and it was a very mature film in the regards that it deals with adult life (instead of the usual childish themes “explored” in these types of films). Death is a major theme, as is regret and loneliness. I’m sure Apatow was using the crude humor to get people to relate more to “real life” issues (much as the best episodes of SOUTH PARK do), but it, obviously, didn’t translate well for fans (as the film wasn’t a big box office winner).
That’s too bad because Adam Sandler (when he wasn’t referring to what he imagines Seth Rogan’s dick is like) was very engaging. His character was not a nice person—who learns to try to be nice and more human. Seth Rogan was perfectly cast, as was Eric Bana. And, as always, Leslie Mann (whom I adore) owned her part. And Jason Schwartzman, who I’m not always keen on, was great in his role as well. C+
The Hangover—film. The funniest movie I’ve seen in many years. I don’t ever remember laughing so hard I physically hurt at a movie other than this one. The taser scene and the end credits had me laughing so hard, my ribs hurt. For real. It’s profane, bizarre, immature, etc-- but it’s also funny. Really, really funny. Great lead and supporting casts; really funny pacing and lines, and it was also beautifully shot. This wasn’t a cheap-looking throwaway comedy. Everything about it was great (and it used crude humor I said I didn’t like earlier very effectively here). Maybe I’m over-reaching by giving it an A-, but the theatre experience definitely elevates it beyond maybe what would be a B+ on DVD… A-
Prison Break: The Final Break— I wasn’t sure if this was necessary when I first heard about it. The series ended well on its own, so I wondered why we needed to start a new story that would wrap up in less than 90 minutes. Plus, this story wasn’t going to be aired by FOX (as of the present—who knows what’ll happen in the future). But as I watched it, I was pulled into the characters and their situation again. This direct-to-DVD story followed the plots of most of the seasons of the show: an event happens that results in some sort of capture, a plan is thought-up and executed, more than a few changes to the plan have to be made, we don’t know who can be trusted, and the climax. It was very effective then, and it’s still effective now (especially since the person who was captured is Sara—nice to shake to things up like that).
If you were a fan of the show and don’t watch this, you won’t necessarily miss anything. But if you were a big fan of the show, or even if you once were a big fan who drifted away as the series got more ridiculous, this is a good capper to the story. It’s got a full beginning, middle, and end—and it also briefly explained how the characters got to where they were at the very end of the series finale (which was especially nice as they floated apart from each other during the last season). It also had a great ending speech by a character that really wrapped up what the TV series was about. B
Caprica— The pilot for the upcoming Battlestar Galactica “prequel” series was, hopefully, going to answer some questions I had about Galactica. But it didn’t. And I watched it again with the director/creator commentary, and got even less insight. I guess BSG/Caprica creators/revisionists Ronald D. Moore and David Eick really want to go out of their way to make Caprica separate from BSG, which is okay.
The plot itself is different enough from the first series that this one can stand on its own. A rich inventor found a way to keep his daughter (who died in an accident) alive by using the “brainwaves” (for lack of a better term I can use) she downloaded in a social networking site. He enlists the help of a man who has connections to his rival— who also lost his daughter in the same accident. The inventor also has to present an automated soldier to the government that can help his planet defend itself, but is having problems getting that robot to act independently. The hook of the movie—and the upcoming series—is that a combination of human brain patterns and the robot become what we know to be the Cylons of Battlestar Galactica.
The series (set to air next year) has potential—but if this movie is indicative of the tone the series will have, it may face a tough battle. BSG wasn’t a by the books science fiction series (in the sense that the sci-fi was more back-seated than in typical shows), and Caprica looks to be even less so. Moore and Eick have established themselves as creative-types to watch because of Galactica, but they’ll have to keep the science fiction fanboys happy because I don’t see this show playing all that much to people who aren’t open to sci fi (or Syfy, if you will). B
My Name is Bruce— Beloved, (self-described) b-list actor Bruce Campbell plays a beloved, b-list, drunk, washed up actor named Bruce Campbell in this horror movie parody. And, maybe not-so-amazingly, he was pretty capable at it.
The plot involves teenagers who unwittingly free a demon from his prison, and the demon proceeds to terrorize their town, killing anyone he comes across. The surviving teen tracks down Campbell and asks him to confront and defeat the demon. Campbell’s got nothing else to do—and he’s out of booze—so he agrees to make an appearance. Of course, his arrogance gets the better of him, and he ultimately hits the bar and tries to get into the pants of the first chick he sees. Then he goes to confront the demon, just as he agreed to… And soon realizes the kid wasn’t asking him to make a public appearance set around a “publicity stunt” demon—he really was brought into town to defeat a demon. So he does what any Hollywood B-Actor would do—he runs like Hell. I’ll leave the rest of the plot up to you to figure out (it’s not hard).
This film follows a basic b-movie hero plot, and it’s very-much done in the b-movie style, revolving around Campbell’s usual character attributes. He’s an arrogant coward who thinks just being a movie actor makes him better than others. I highly doubt the real Bruce Campbell is that way (he has a pretty healthy self-awareness of his place in the Hollywood hierarchy—and he’s a huge fan-favorite in a genre known for having massively passionate—and critical-- fans), but he knows the role well enough that he pulled it off wonderfully.
It’s a b-movie—with the usual low-budget sets and effects—so it would normally rate a low-C, but Campbell is so fun and engaging that I’m going to give it a B.
Fired Up— I didn’t have any hopes for this film, but the fact that it stars Eric Christian Olsen, who I’ve really liked since one of his first jobs (in the 1999-2001 series Get Real) made me give it a try. It’s nothing unusual with the basic plot of this type of movie (two horny teens decide to avoid football camp and join the cheerleading team in order to get laid—but, by the last reel, find they actually like cheerleading). But Olsen has a way of making mediocre lines much better than they should be (in much the way that Ryan Reynolds can), so it was enjoyable enough. C+
The Foot Fist Way— The film “discovered” by Will Farrell and Adam McKay (who claimed to have watched it every day over a period of weeks) that introduced Danny McBride to the world. Had I not already seen most of McBride’s other work (most especially his HBO show EastBound and Down), I may have thought this was better. But, right now, McBride is a one-trick pony who does his trick really well— and this was just more of the same. B-
Funny People—film. I don’t consider myself old-fashioned, and I don’t consider myself a prude, but I’m growing tired of the near-constant vulgarity in the Judd Apatow (and the other filmmakers who work in that “arena”) films. Sometimes the profanity works and can make a film really good, but the shock of the “mature humor” has worn off for me. This one wasn’t as gross as past films, but I really started to wonder what was up with all the dick jokes in this movie. I know comics (and this film was set around stand-up comics) try to out-do and out-gross each other, but it’s hard to relate to a guy who’s always talking about someone else’s penis. It’s almost to the point of making these characters seem homophobic (maybe they are—but nothing else in the movie suggests that).
And it’s a shame there was so much to be turned off by because this was a good film (not especially funny—although I don’t think Apatow was going for a strict “comedy”). It was well put-together, plot-wise, and it was a very mature film in the regards that it deals with adult life (instead of the usual childish themes “explored” in these types of films). Death is a major theme, as is regret and loneliness. I’m sure Apatow was using the crude humor to get people to relate more to “real life” issues (much as the best episodes of SOUTH PARK do), but it, obviously, didn’t translate well for fans (as the film wasn’t a big box office winner).
That’s too bad because Adam Sandler (when he wasn’t referring to what he imagines Seth Rogan’s dick is like) was very engaging. His character was not a nice person—who learns to try to be nice and more human. Seth Rogan was perfectly cast, as was Eric Bana. And, as always, Leslie Mann (whom I adore) owned her part. And Jason Schwartzman, who I’m not always keen on, was great in his role as well. C+
The Hangover—film. The funniest movie I’ve seen in many years. I don’t ever remember laughing so hard I physically hurt at a movie other than this one. The taser scene and the end credits had me laughing so hard, my ribs hurt. For real. It’s profane, bizarre, immature, etc-- but it’s also funny. Really, really funny. Great lead and supporting casts; really funny pacing and lines, and it was also beautifully shot. This wasn’t a cheap-looking throwaway comedy. Everything about it was great (and it used crude humor I said I didn’t like earlier very effectively here). Maybe I’m over-reaching by giving it an A-, but the theatre experience definitely elevates it beyond maybe what would be a B+ on DVD… A-
Prison Break: The Final Break— I wasn’t sure if this was necessary when I first heard about it. The series ended well on its own, so I wondered why we needed to start a new story that would wrap up in less than 90 minutes. Plus, this story wasn’t going to be aired by FOX (as of the present—who knows what’ll happen in the future). But as I watched it, I was pulled into the characters and their situation again. This direct-to-DVD story followed the plots of most of the seasons of the show: an event happens that results in some sort of capture, a plan is thought-up and executed, more than a few changes to the plan have to be made, we don’t know who can be trusted, and the climax. It was very effective then, and it’s still effective now (especially since the person who was captured is Sara—nice to shake to things up like that).
If you were a fan of the show and don’t watch this, you won’t necessarily miss anything. But if you were a big fan of the show, or even if you once were a big fan who drifted away as the series got more ridiculous, this is a good capper to the story. It’s got a full beginning, middle, and end—and it also briefly explained how the characters got to where they were at the very end of the series finale (which was especially nice as they floated apart from each other during the last season). It also had a great ending speech by a character that really wrapped up what the TV series was about. B
Dude Perfect Long Shot Seat View
I'm sure by now these Dude Perfect shots are "old"/exposed as fakes, but I think they're entertaining enough.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
2nd Half of 2009 Movie "Reviews", Part 1
Sorry I missed last quarter. I had the reviews all written, but I never got as far as cutting, pasting, and posting.
So I'll be doing the back half of the year over the next few days.
As always, "A"s are must see. Either they're extremely well put togerher, or they move me in a way that few films do.
"B"s are good films.
"C"s are average, "D"s are nearly unwatchable, and "F" is toxic.
And, yes, I do skew to the Bs more often than not. That's simply because I usually can pick good movies out. If something stinks like crap, I usually know enough to stay away from it. Sadly, I didn't hit many great movies this year, so the grades are a little lower than usual-- and the reviews are frequently shorter as well.
And, finally, all are films I saw on DVD unless otherwise noted. This is important because I believe an experience in a theatre can elevate a lesser movie (or seeing a DVD at home may not get the full effect).
These aren't in much order other than usually the order in which I saw them, beginning in July.
Taken— A thinking man’s revenge story. Liam Neeson was great as always, but the whole movie seemed to wrap up too nicely. Yeah, liberties need to be taken in a 2 hour movie, but it just seemed like the plot was just thinly used to fill in action sequences. That’s not the worst thing (or not the least bit uncommon), but I think the film got too much credit for what it was ultimately worth. B-
The Spirit— As a comic book fan, I wanted this to succeed. The question of “did it” I guess will have to be left up to the viewer. Frank Miller’s first solo directing job was pretty to look at, but that was pretty much it: pretty to look at. Did it make sense? Not really. Did it have good performances? Sure. But is doing a good acting job with bad lines mean the film is better than it should be? Not in this case. The tone of the film was also disorienting. It was ultra dark, yet there were countless silly moments that may work on the page, but didn’t work on the screen.
I’m happy the greatest accomplishment (of countless great accomplishments) the “grandfather of comic books” (Will Eisner) had finally made it to the screen, but there really is nothing beyond above-average visuals that would lead anyone to seek out the source material. I know that’s not even a thought for most movies made from comics, but, c’mon, Frank Miller isn’t your average filmmaker either. B-
He’s Just Not That Into You— This film pissed me off. Every woman in this movie was every cliché you could find in a 20-30 year old female character in any other movie. They act as if they are independent yet cannot bear the thought of not having “a man” in their lives. So then they get stupid and forget everything they know about men. It’s not tough—men don’t want to cause a scene or hurt a nice girl’s feelings by saying he’s not interested, so he’ll lie and say he’ll call her. And, let’s face it, guys also want to leave open the possibility of a one-night stand (liking someone enough to go on multiple dates is different than liking someone enough to jump in the sack; that’s how it is), so why hurt someone’s feelings if that can happen?
And add to the stupid women in the film (and most other films), their stupid friends who are always dangling the extremely rare exception in front of them (“Maybe he really did have a grandmother die and was out of town”).
Anyway, Justin Long (a favorite of mine) played a character who schooled the so pretty yet so dim Ginnifer Goodwin on when a guy “just isn’t that into you”. And it made sense. So I let up on my feelings and was happy that while these characters were clichéd and horribly naïve, at least people watching this movie can learn from these dimbulbs’ mistakes.
And, here’s where the spoiler alert is going to happen because I can’t really explain my feelings unless I tell you how it works out.
SPOILER ALERT: everything was “working out” in the reality front. Some women just learned tough lessons, and the guys who insisted they weren’t interested stayed not interested. Until the end of the film when the two men who stayed honest and truthful in their disinterest completely flipped and ended up with their respective women. I was livid. Nearly the entire movie, we were told “sometimes he’s just not that into you”—and then they f-ing went against their nature and ended up with the girl. All for a stupid damn happy ending. So, essentially, the entire message of the film was thrown out—as if those two women just happen to be the exceptions who proved the rule. Give me a break.
END SPOILER ALERT.
So, here I am. I liked the movie (mostly). It had some good scenes. It featured a great cast. Yet, there were a few things that really ruined the experience for me. C+ for the cast making the best of it and a D- for the let-down in the plot. C-
Dead Like Me: Life After Death— It’s been a few years since I last watched this underrated series (catch it on Showtime DVD or repeats—the Sci Fi Channel aired it for a while), so it was a bit tough at times to get reacquainted with the concept. But it was a good one-shot movie to tie up the series—as well as a good jumping-off point for future stories. I missed Mandy Patinkin’s character, but I guess they were lucky to get most of the rest of the cast together again after a period of a few years. It still mostly felt like the series—although I would have liked it to be more whimsical like the show was (there was a time or two in this DVD where they came close). This was mostly Fred’s story, though, and they only had 90 minutes to tell it, so the supporting characters (who tended to get into trouble more) were left a little in the back. If you liked the series, then check it out. If you missed the series, then watch those two seasons before you watch this movie. B-
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People— Pretty much completely forgettable. I saw this movie about two months ago, and all I can remember now is that Simon Pegg was in it. He played a cad who gained fame as a Perez Hilton-type on the internet who eventually got a job as a magazine writer. I’m sure there was a girl he was after; one who he had to change his ways for—and that he probably did change and get her. I don’t remember the details. D+
Wolverine— film. Wolverine has been one of my least-favorite super-hero characters. Back in the ‘80s and ‘90s, he was the shit, and I just got tired of seeing him everywhere. And I had heard how poor this film was, so, had I not had my life to itself (my family was away), and had I not had a coupon that covered the entire cost of the ticket, I wouldn’t have gone.
But, you know what? It wasn’t as bad as I feared. It wasn’t terribly memorable (and Ryan Reynolds was not utilized enough), but I also remember thinking “This isn’t that bad,” as I was sitting in my seat. But it also wasn’t memorable. Past successes with Iron Man and The Dark Knight were great for the comic-to-movie “industry”, but it also hurt it because a movie like this has the bar set so high against it, it can never really succeed. This film wasn’t made with a huge budget (and if it was, then what they paid for didn’t end up on the screen), so it didn’t have the wide-spanning potential that great comic-book movies have had. B-
So I'll be doing the back half of the year over the next few days.
As always, "A"s are must see. Either they're extremely well put togerher, or they move me in a way that few films do.
"B"s are good films.
"C"s are average, "D"s are nearly unwatchable, and "F" is toxic.
And, yes, I do skew to the Bs more often than not. That's simply because I usually can pick good movies out. If something stinks like crap, I usually know enough to stay away from it. Sadly, I didn't hit many great movies this year, so the grades are a little lower than usual-- and the reviews are frequently shorter as well.
And, finally, all are films I saw on DVD unless otherwise noted. This is important because I believe an experience in a theatre can elevate a lesser movie (or seeing a DVD at home may not get the full effect).
These aren't in much order other than usually the order in which I saw them, beginning in July.
Taken— A thinking man’s revenge story. Liam Neeson was great as always, but the whole movie seemed to wrap up too nicely. Yeah, liberties need to be taken in a 2 hour movie, but it just seemed like the plot was just thinly used to fill in action sequences. That’s not the worst thing (or not the least bit uncommon), but I think the film got too much credit for what it was ultimately worth. B-
The Spirit— As a comic book fan, I wanted this to succeed. The question of “did it” I guess will have to be left up to the viewer. Frank Miller’s first solo directing job was pretty to look at, but that was pretty much it: pretty to look at. Did it make sense? Not really. Did it have good performances? Sure. But is doing a good acting job with bad lines mean the film is better than it should be? Not in this case. The tone of the film was also disorienting. It was ultra dark, yet there were countless silly moments that may work on the page, but didn’t work on the screen.
I’m happy the greatest accomplishment (of countless great accomplishments) the “grandfather of comic books” (Will Eisner) had finally made it to the screen, but there really is nothing beyond above-average visuals that would lead anyone to seek out the source material. I know that’s not even a thought for most movies made from comics, but, c’mon, Frank Miller isn’t your average filmmaker either. B-
He’s Just Not That Into You— This film pissed me off. Every woman in this movie was every cliché you could find in a 20-30 year old female character in any other movie. They act as if they are independent yet cannot bear the thought of not having “a man” in their lives. So then they get stupid and forget everything they know about men. It’s not tough—men don’t want to cause a scene or hurt a nice girl’s feelings by saying he’s not interested, so he’ll lie and say he’ll call her. And, let’s face it, guys also want to leave open the possibility of a one-night stand (liking someone enough to go on multiple dates is different than liking someone enough to jump in the sack; that’s how it is), so why hurt someone’s feelings if that can happen?
And add to the stupid women in the film (and most other films), their stupid friends who are always dangling the extremely rare exception in front of them (“Maybe he really did have a grandmother die and was out of town”).
Anyway, Justin Long (a favorite of mine) played a character who schooled the so pretty yet so dim Ginnifer Goodwin on when a guy “just isn’t that into you”. And it made sense. So I let up on my feelings and was happy that while these characters were clichéd and horribly naïve, at least people watching this movie can learn from these dimbulbs’ mistakes.
And, here’s where the spoiler alert is going to happen because I can’t really explain my feelings unless I tell you how it works out.
SPOILER ALERT: everything was “working out” in the reality front. Some women just learned tough lessons, and the guys who insisted they weren’t interested stayed not interested. Until the end of the film when the two men who stayed honest and truthful in their disinterest completely flipped and ended up with their respective women. I was livid. Nearly the entire movie, we were told “sometimes he’s just not that into you”—and then they f-ing went against their nature and ended up with the girl. All for a stupid damn happy ending. So, essentially, the entire message of the film was thrown out—as if those two women just happen to be the exceptions who proved the rule. Give me a break.
END SPOILER ALERT.
So, here I am. I liked the movie (mostly). It had some good scenes. It featured a great cast. Yet, there were a few things that really ruined the experience for me. C+ for the cast making the best of it and a D- for the let-down in the plot. C-
Dead Like Me: Life After Death— It’s been a few years since I last watched this underrated series (catch it on Showtime DVD or repeats—the Sci Fi Channel aired it for a while), so it was a bit tough at times to get reacquainted with the concept. But it was a good one-shot movie to tie up the series—as well as a good jumping-off point for future stories. I missed Mandy Patinkin’s character, but I guess they were lucky to get most of the rest of the cast together again after a period of a few years. It still mostly felt like the series—although I would have liked it to be more whimsical like the show was (there was a time or two in this DVD where they came close). This was mostly Fred’s story, though, and they only had 90 minutes to tell it, so the supporting characters (who tended to get into trouble more) were left a little in the back. If you liked the series, then check it out. If you missed the series, then watch those two seasons before you watch this movie. B-
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People— Pretty much completely forgettable. I saw this movie about two months ago, and all I can remember now is that Simon Pegg was in it. He played a cad who gained fame as a Perez Hilton-type on the internet who eventually got a job as a magazine writer. I’m sure there was a girl he was after; one who he had to change his ways for—and that he probably did change and get her. I don’t remember the details. D+
Wolverine— film. Wolverine has been one of my least-favorite super-hero characters. Back in the ‘80s and ‘90s, he was the shit, and I just got tired of seeing him everywhere. And I had heard how poor this film was, so, had I not had my life to itself (my family was away), and had I not had a coupon that covered the entire cost of the ticket, I wouldn’t have gone.
But, you know what? It wasn’t as bad as I feared. It wasn’t terribly memorable (and Ryan Reynolds was not utilized enough), but I also remember thinking “This isn’t that bad,” as I was sitting in my seat. But it also wasn’t memorable. Past successes with Iron Man and The Dark Knight were great for the comic-to-movie “industry”, but it also hurt it because a movie like this has the bar set so high against it, it can never really succeed. This film wasn’t made with a huge budget (and if it was, then what they paid for didn’t end up on the screen), so it didn’t have the wide-spanning potential that great comic-book movies have had. B-
Monday, December 28, 2009
Premieres and Notables: December 28, 2009- January 3, 2010
Monday-Thursday
HBO reairs the second season of True Blood; 3 eps a night, from 7-10 pm CST.
Tuesday, 12/29
Daycare Divas; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The trials the workers in a daycare go through with twelve kids.
Sounds exciting.
Friday, 1/1
DogTown; National Geographic. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Outdoor Room With Jamie Durie; HGTV. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Durie gives landscaping a makeover.
Saturday, 1/2
It's Me or the Dog; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
What I Hate About Me; Style. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Women complain about themselves, and then get makeovers to "fix" them.
Demons; BBC America. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A descendant of Abraham Van Helsing becomes a vampire fighter.
Sunday, 1/3
Platinum Weddings; WE. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Desperate Housewives (ABC; 8 pm) has a "What If" episode, where the 'wives imagine what life could have been like had some things gone differently. I mention this because I'm a sucker for these types of stories.
Durham County; ION. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Worst Cooks in America; Food Network. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Terrible cooks compete in a food competition.
Because that's what was missing in the world...
HBO reairs the second season of True Blood; 3 eps a night, from 7-10 pm CST.
Tuesday, 12/29
Daycare Divas; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The trials the workers in a daycare go through with twelve kids.
Sounds exciting.
Friday, 1/1
DogTown; National Geographic. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Outdoor Room With Jamie Durie; HGTV. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Durie gives landscaping a makeover.
Saturday, 1/2
It's Me or the Dog; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
What I Hate About Me; Style. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Women complain about themselves, and then get makeovers to "fix" them.
Demons; BBC America. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A descendant of Abraham Van Helsing becomes a vampire fighter.
Sunday, 1/3
Platinum Weddings; WE. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Desperate Housewives (ABC; 8 pm) has a "What If" episode, where the 'wives imagine what life could have been like had some things gone differently. I mention this because I'm a sucker for these types of stories.
Durham County; ION. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Worst Cooks in America; Food Network. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Terrible cooks compete in a food competition.
Because that's what was missing in the world...
Friday, December 25, 2009
My Christmas Present For The Boys Out There
Santa's Dancers - Watch more Funny Videos
Sorry, Ladies. I didn't look very hard for one for you. :(
Wizards in Winter in Lights
51 seconds in, my 5-year-old yells out "Chickenfoot".
I couldn't have been more proud.
Yes, it's a Trans-Siberian Orchestra song.
He was commenting on the lights...
Look closely...
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
South Park: The Spirit of Christmas
I haven't watched this in years. Pretty funny-- if profanity-laden. And if you don't have any humor at all about Jesus Christ, you may want to pass (although the "reason for the season"-- or, at least, what "they'll" have you believe-- is pretty well spelled out by the end).
Take a look at the early version of South Park; the short that got the show green-lit by Comedy Central:
Take a look at the early version of South Park; the short that got the show green-lit by Comedy Central:
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Mad TV's Terminator 3 (w/Jesus)
Obviously, this aired before the third Terminator flick.
Looks like it would have been a superior film.
Looks like it would have been a superior film.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Premieres and Notables; December 21-27, 2009
Monday, 12/21
The Sing Off (NBC; 7 pm CST) Season Finale
The Closer (TNT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 12/23
I've talked up Glee before, and today FOX is airing two of the best eps of the season. At 7 pm CST, they air the episode where Kurt attempts to join the football team (highlighted wonderfully by Mike O'Malley's role as Kurt's father) and at 8 pm, the episode that guest-starred Kristen Chenowith airs.
Glee has a number of imperfections, but when it hits the a nice, emotional, element, it's the best show on TV. Both of these episodes hit that emotional element. When Kurt told his dad he was gay, I have to say I did not expect the reaction his father gave back. Surprising, and extremely well written as well as acted.
Thursday, 12/24
NBC airs It's a Wonderful Life at 7 pm. Sure, it's a little hokey-- but, c'mon, it can still bring a tear to your eye. And even if you're a cold-hearted bastard, you have to admire Jimmy Stewart's work. It sure was a different time then. There is only one actor who might be able to pull off that role now... George Clooney.
Friday, 12/25
TBS runs its annual 24-hr A Christmas Story marathon, beginning at 5 am CST.
I just watched the film a week ago (after a few years), and it just gets more brilliant as I get older.
Saturday, 12/26
5 Ingredient Fix; Food Network. 11:30 am CST. Season Premiere.
Sunday, 12/27
Brothers (FOX; 6:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
"Season Finale"... Yeah, right.
Hey, when Joe Buck has the stones to rip on the show on his HBO series-- mere feet from Brothers star Michael Strahan-- and Strahan doesn't kick his ass, I think the writing is on the wall.
This will be the series finale.
The Sing Off (NBC; 7 pm CST) Season Finale
The Closer (TNT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 12/23
I've talked up Glee before, and today FOX is airing two of the best eps of the season. At 7 pm CST, they air the episode where Kurt attempts to join the football team (highlighted wonderfully by Mike O'Malley's role as Kurt's father) and at 8 pm, the episode that guest-starred Kristen Chenowith airs.
Glee has a number of imperfections, but when it hits the a nice, emotional, element, it's the best show on TV. Both of these episodes hit that emotional element. When Kurt told his dad he was gay, I have to say I did not expect the reaction his father gave back. Surprising, and extremely well written as well as acted.
Thursday, 12/24
NBC airs It's a Wonderful Life at 7 pm. Sure, it's a little hokey-- but, c'mon, it can still bring a tear to your eye. And even if you're a cold-hearted bastard, you have to admire Jimmy Stewart's work. It sure was a different time then. There is only one actor who might be able to pull off that role now... George Clooney.
Friday, 12/25
TBS runs its annual 24-hr A Christmas Story marathon, beginning at 5 am CST.
I just watched the film a week ago (after a few years), and it just gets more brilliant as I get older.
Saturday, 12/26
5 Ingredient Fix; Food Network. 11:30 am CST. Season Premiere.
Sunday, 12/27
Brothers (FOX; 6:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
"Season Finale"... Yeah, right.
Hey, when Joe Buck has the stones to rip on the show on his HBO series-- mere feet from Brothers star Michael Strahan-- and Strahan doesn't kick his ass, I think the writing is on the wall.
This will be the series finale.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Wrangler Unveils New Line
Got this from my video clip guru, Allan. Usually there's no link to embed the vids he sends me.
But this time, there was.
But this time, there was.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Fast Food Duel of the Fates
I'll admit, it's kinda stupid. But I liked the last lines by each character.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Premieres and Notables; Dec. 14-20, 2009
Monday, 12/14
The Vampire Diaries; The CW. 7-9 pm CST. Marathon.
In a cool move I'd like to see other networks do, The CW is airing the first half of the season Monday to Friday this week.
The Sing-Off; NBC. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This daily series (Mon-Wed this week) touts it takes the singing in Glee and mixes it with the competition of
American Idol right in the commercial.
I guess NBC hasn't been able to score on its own, so it may as well rip-off the best...
Bank of Hollywood; E!. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Average blokes beg a panel of L.A. moneybags (like Candy Spelling) to finance their dreams.
Tuesday, 12/15
E2: Design (Sundance; 7 pm). Season Finale.
Paranormal State; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Funniest Commercials of the Year 2009; TBS. 9 pm CST. Special.
Usually a pretty good hour of TV-- especially since I watch my TV on DVR, DVD, or tape and FastForward through commercials.
Wednesday, 12/16
So You Think You Can Dance (FOX; 7 pm) Season Finale.
Man vs. Food (Travel; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Nip/Tuck (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Thursday, 12/17
SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas; NBC. 7 pm. Special.
Normally I wouldn't mention an SNL special (as the show has been crap for years), but these clip shows tend to be okay.
Friday, 12/18
Love the Beast; SPEED. 7 pm. Special.
Eric Bana directs this documentary about his 1974 XB Coupe.
Crash (Starz; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Saturday, 12/19
WWE Tribute to the Troops; NBC, 8 pm CST. Special.
Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars; BBC America. 8 pm CST. Special.
The countdown to David Tennant's departure of the series ticks one episode closer...
Sunday, 12/20
Survivor (CBS; 7 pm). Season Finale.
The Vampire Diaries; The CW. 7-9 pm CST. Marathon.
In a cool move I'd like to see other networks do, The CW is airing the first half of the season Monday to Friday this week.
The Sing-Off; NBC. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This daily series (Mon-Wed this week) touts it takes the singing in Glee and mixes it with the competition of
American Idol right in the commercial.
I guess NBC hasn't been able to score on its own, so it may as well rip-off the best...
Bank of Hollywood; E!. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Average blokes beg a panel of L.A. moneybags (like Candy Spelling) to finance their dreams.
Tuesday, 12/15
E2: Design (Sundance; 7 pm). Season Finale.
Paranormal State; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Funniest Commercials of the Year 2009; TBS. 9 pm CST. Special.
Usually a pretty good hour of TV-- especially since I watch my TV on DVR, DVD, or tape and FastForward through commercials.
Wednesday, 12/16
So You Think You Can Dance (FOX; 7 pm) Season Finale.
Man vs. Food (Travel; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Nip/Tuck (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Thursday, 12/17
SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas; NBC. 7 pm. Special.
Normally I wouldn't mention an SNL special (as the show has been crap for years), but these clip shows tend to be okay.
Friday, 12/18
Love the Beast; SPEED. 7 pm. Special.
Eric Bana directs this documentary about his 1974 XB Coupe.
Crash (Starz; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Saturday, 12/19
WWE Tribute to the Troops; NBC, 8 pm CST. Special.
Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars; BBC America. 8 pm CST. Special.
The countdown to David Tennant's departure of the series ticks one episode closer...
Sunday, 12/20
Survivor (CBS; 7 pm). Season Finale.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Pulp Muppets
It's a complete shame I'm posting this when there's perfectly good real Muppet stuff to post...
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
Bohemian Muppets
I'm not sure what the deal is with The Muppets anymore.
Are they maing a comeback or not?
Possibly, with this new clip from The Muppet Studio.
Are they maing a comeback or not?
Possibly, with this new clip from The Muppet Studio.
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Premieres and Notables; December 7-13, 2009
Monday, 12/7
The Closer (TNT; 8 pm CST). Mid-Season Return.
Men of a Certain Age; TNT. 9 pm CST. Series premiere.
Great actors in Ray Romano, Scott Bakula, and Andre Braugher as the leads. Unusual premise in three (male) friends experiencing mid-life crises. And the two TV critics I follow were split on it (TV Guide's Matt Roush hated it; Entertainment Weekly's Ken Tucker loved it).
Million Dollar Listing (Bravo; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Rita Rocks (Lifetime; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Tuesday, 12/8
Biggest Loser (NBC; 7 pm). Season Finale.
ABC tries again to debut the Christmas special Prep & Landing (7:30 pm CST).
Better Off Ted; ABC. 8:30 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Wednesday, 12/9
Glee (FOX; 8 pm). Fall Finale.
Spectacle: Elvie Costello With... Sundance. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
With... Bono and The Edge.
Top Chef: Las Vegas (Bravo; 9 pm) Season Finale.
Thursday, 12/10
Stossel; FOX Business. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
John Stossel gets his own, live, show.
Fringe (FOX; 8 pm CST). Fall Finale.
The Jeff Dunham Show (Comedy Central; 8 pm) Season Finale.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Friday, 12/11
Yes, Virginia; CBS. 7:00 pm. Special.
Neil Patrick Harris lends his voice to this Christmas special based on the famous 1897 newspaper editoral that answered Virginia's question with "Yes, Virginia, Santa Claus is real."
Live at Gotham (Comedy Central; 10 pm). Season Finale.
Saturday, 12/12
Ghost Intervention; TLC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Sunday, 12/13
The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty; A&E. 8 pm CST. Miniseries Premiere.
Hey! Look at that! A&E really does do some artsy stuff once in a while.
This mini follows four of the Jackson Five in their efforts to have a reunion tour happen (it started filming before the fifth Jackson died).
Dexter (Showtime; 8 pm). Season Finale.
The Closer (TNT; 8 pm CST). Mid-Season Return.
Men of a Certain Age; TNT. 9 pm CST. Series premiere.
Great actors in Ray Romano, Scott Bakula, and Andre Braugher as the leads. Unusual premise in three (male) friends experiencing mid-life crises. And the two TV critics I follow were split on it (TV Guide's Matt Roush hated it; Entertainment Weekly's Ken Tucker loved it).
Million Dollar Listing (Bravo; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Rita Rocks (Lifetime; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Tuesday, 12/8
Biggest Loser (NBC; 7 pm). Season Finale.
ABC tries again to debut the Christmas special Prep & Landing (7:30 pm CST).
Better Off Ted; ABC. 8:30 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Wednesday, 12/9
Glee (FOX; 8 pm). Fall Finale.
Spectacle: Elvie Costello With... Sundance. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
With... Bono and The Edge.
Top Chef: Las Vegas (Bravo; 9 pm) Season Finale.
Thursday, 12/10
Stossel; FOX Business. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
John Stossel gets his own, live, show.
Fringe (FOX; 8 pm CST). Fall Finale.
The Jeff Dunham Show (Comedy Central; 8 pm) Season Finale.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Friday, 12/11
Yes, Virginia; CBS. 7:00 pm. Special.
Neil Patrick Harris lends his voice to this Christmas special based on the famous 1897 newspaper editoral that answered Virginia's question with "Yes, Virginia, Santa Claus is real."
Live at Gotham (Comedy Central; 10 pm). Season Finale.
Saturday, 12/12
Ghost Intervention; TLC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Sunday, 12/13
The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty; A&E. 8 pm CST. Miniseries Premiere.
Hey! Look at that! A&E really does do some artsy stuff once in a while.
This mini follows four of the Jackson Five in their efforts to have a reunion tour happen (it started filming before the fifth Jackson died).
Dexter (Showtime; 8 pm). Season Finale.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Premieres and Notables; November 30- December 6, 2009
Monday, 11/30
Shrek the Halls; ABC. 7:30 pm CST. Special.
A repeat of last year's Holiday special.
Intervention; A&E. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hoarders; A&E. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
I'm still waiting for my call for them to film my Fortress of Solitude ("mancave").
Tuesday, 12/1
Prep & Landing; ABC. 7:30 pm. Special.
Sarah Chalke and Dave Foley voice the lead characters, who are elves who make sure Santa gets the job done on the 25th. ABC has been promoting this one, hard. I also think Pixar had a hand in it (can't say for sure, or how much), so that, alone, will have me tuning in.
Scrubs; ABC. 8 & 8:30 pm. 9th Season Premiere.
After a great series finale last spring, we get "Scrubs 2.0" with many familiar faces alongside a bunch of new ones as Drs. Turk and Cox teach medicine to a number of new recruits.
Britain's Missing Top Model; BBC America. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Unconventional models compete to be featured in a fashion magazine.
Sherri (Lifetime; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sons of Anarchy (FX; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 12/2
Bank of Mom & Dad (SOAPNet; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Steven Seagal Lawman; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Steven Seagal chronicles his career as a real-life Louisiana sheriff's deputy.
I can't wait until Entertainment Tonight breaks the story that he snapped a perp's neck.
Top Chef Las Vegas (Bravo; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Launch My Line; Bravo. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Bravo tries to re-catch lightning in a bottle with another attempt to replace Project Runway.
Friday, 12/4
Monk (USA; 8 pm) Series Finale.
Monk gets the break he needs to solve his wife's murder.
Saturday, 12/5
The Ultimate Fighter: The Heavyweights (Spike; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sunday, 12/6
Amazing Race (CBS; 7 pm). Season Finale.
Alice; Syfy. 8 pm CST. 2-part mini-series.
A "reimagining" of Alice in Wonderland in the vein that last year's Tin Man retold The Wizard of Oz.
Shatner's Raw Nerve; Bio. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Shrek the Halls; ABC. 7:30 pm CST. Special.
A repeat of last year's Holiday special.
Intervention; A&E. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hoarders; A&E. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
I'm still waiting for my call for them to film my Fortress of Solitude ("mancave").
Tuesday, 12/1
Prep & Landing; ABC. 7:30 pm. Special.
Sarah Chalke and Dave Foley voice the lead characters, who are elves who make sure Santa gets the job done on the 25th. ABC has been promoting this one, hard. I also think Pixar had a hand in it (can't say for sure, or how much), so that, alone, will have me tuning in.
Scrubs; ABC. 8 & 8:30 pm. 9th Season Premiere.
After a great series finale last spring, we get "Scrubs 2.0" with many familiar faces alongside a bunch of new ones as Drs. Turk and Cox teach medicine to a number of new recruits.
Britain's Missing Top Model; BBC America. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Unconventional models compete to be featured in a fashion magazine.
Sherri (Lifetime; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sons of Anarchy (FX; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 12/2
Bank of Mom & Dad (SOAPNet; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Steven Seagal Lawman; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Steven Seagal chronicles his career as a real-life Louisiana sheriff's deputy.
I can't wait until Entertainment Tonight breaks the story that he snapped a perp's neck.
Top Chef Las Vegas (Bravo; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Launch My Line; Bravo. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Bravo tries to re-catch lightning in a bottle with another attempt to replace Project Runway.
Friday, 12/4
Monk (USA; 8 pm) Series Finale.
Monk gets the break he needs to solve his wife's murder.
Saturday, 12/5
The Ultimate Fighter: The Heavyweights (Spike; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sunday, 12/6
Amazing Race (CBS; 7 pm). Season Finale.
Alice; Syfy. 8 pm CST. 2-part mini-series.
A "reimagining" of Alice in Wonderland in the vein that last year's Tin Man retold The Wizard of Oz.
Shatner's Raw Nerve; Bio. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Premieres and Notables; November 23-29, 2009
Monday, 11/23
Surviving the Holidays With Lewis Black; History. 7 pm CST. Special.
Low-key comic, Lewis Black, gives helpful tips (along with a little history lesson) on making it through the next month's worth of holiday madness.
Battlestar Galactica's Katie Sackhoff shows up on The Big Bang Theory (CBS; 8:30 pm CST).
Tuesday, 11/24
V (ABC; 7 pm CST). Mid-Season Finale.
TV's biggest hit of the year takes a nap for the next few months (returning in March); but not before giving us a killer cliffhanger (what I expect, anyway).
How the Earth Was Made; History. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Taking a look at how the Grand Canyon was formed.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC; 8:01 CST). Season Finale.
Dinner With the Band; IFC. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Chef Sam Mason hosts dinner parties for indie bands in New York.
Friday, 11/27
Shameless; Sundance. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Monk (USA; 8 pm) airs the first part of its 2-part series finale, which focuses on Monk finally solving Trudy's murder.
The Foo Fighters get their turn on Storytellers (VH1; 10 pm). I'm not much of a fan, but I do think Dave Grohl's pretty funny, so it should be a lively show.
Sunday, 11/29
The 26th Anniversary Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Concert; HBO. 7 pm CST. Special.
Four hours of music by past presenters and inductees such as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, Aretha Franklin, Simon & Garfunkel, U2, Metallica, Mick Jagger, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, The Black Eyed Peas, Smokey Robinson, and Sting.
And, as these shows often do, the performers mix-and-match and jam with each other.
If this sounds cool, just think of what the actual 25th anniversary (in 2011) celebration will be like...
[That's a little math joke, people. The first inductees to the Hall was in 1986...]
Stormchasers (Discovery; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Surviving the Holidays With Lewis Black; History. 7 pm CST. Special.
Low-key comic, Lewis Black, gives helpful tips (along with a little history lesson) on making it through the next month's worth of holiday madness.
Battlestar Galactica's Katie Sackhoff shows up on The Big Bang Theory (CBS; 8:30 pm CST).
Tuesday, 11/24
V (ABC; 7 pm CST). Mid-Season Finale.
TV's biggest hit of the year takes a nap for the next few months (returning in March); but not before giving us a killer cliffhanger (what I expect, anyway).
How the Earth Was Made; History. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Taking a look at how the Grand Canyon was formed.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC; 8:01 CST). Season Finale.
Dinner With the Band; IFC. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Chef Sam Mason hosts dinner parties for indie bands in New York.
Friday, 11/27
Shameless; Sundance. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Monk (USA; 8 pm) airs the first part of its 2-part series finale, which focuses on Monk finally solving Trudy's murder.
The Foo Fighters get their turn on Storytellers (VH1; 10 pm). I'm not much of a fan, but I do think Dave Grohl's pretty funny, so it should be a lively show.
Sunday, 11/29
The 26th Anniversary Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Concert; HBO. 7 pm CST. Special.
Four hours of music by past presenters and inductees such as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, Aretha Franklin, Simon & Garfunkel, U2, Metallica, Mick Jagger, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, The Black Eyed Peas, Smokey Robinson, and Sting.
And, as these shows often do, the performers mix-and-match and jam with each other.
If this sounds cool, just think of what the actual 25th anniversary (in 2011) celebration will be like...
[That's a little math joke, people. The first inductees to the Hall was in 1986...]
Stormchasers (Discovery; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Premieres and Notables; November 16-22, 2009
Monday, 11/16
I won't spoil what happened last week, but let's just say that this week, Barney returns to form on How I Met Your Mother (CBS; 7 pm CST).
Chef Academy; Bravo. 10 pm. Series Premiere.
Just what the world needed: another chef reality competition.
Tuesday, 11/17
Merry Madagscar; NBC. 7 pm CST. Special.
A half-hour, Holiday-themed special where Alex, Marty, Gloria, and Melman sub for Santa.
No mention of the real stars (and only high points) of the films, the Penguins, though.
Heather Locklear makes an attempt to save the reboot of Melrose Place-- just as she saved the first incarnation (CW; 8 pm).
And in DVD/BluRay release news: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's A Very Sunny Christmas direct-to-DVD special drops in stores today.
Wednesday, 11/18
America's Next Top Model (CE; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Clark Gregg ("Richard")'s real-life wife, Jennifer Grey, plays his blind date on The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS; 7 pm). Should be fun to see.
Thursday, 11/19
Project Runway (Lifetime; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Friday, 11/20
Happily Ever Faster; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A "classy" Las Vegas wedding chapel that appeals to people who don't want their nuptuals to look tacky is featured in this reality show.
Sunday, 11/22
The Next Iron Chef (Food; 8 pm). Season Finale.
Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO; 8 pm). Season Finale.
Filming of the Seinfeld reunion show commences...
I won't spoil what happened last week, but let's just say that this week, Barney returns to form on How I Met Your Mother (CBS; 7 pm CST).
Chef Academy; Bravo. 10 pm. Series Premiere.
Just what the world needed: another chef reality competition.
Tuesday, 11/17
Merry Madagscar; NBC. 7 pm CST. Special.
A half-hour, Holiday-themed special where Alex, Marty, Gloria, and Melman sub for Santa.
No mention of the real stars (and only high points) of the films, the Penguins, though.
Heather Locklear makes an attempt to save the reboot of Melrose Place-- just as she saved the first incarnation (CW; 8 pm).
And in DVD/BluRay release news: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's A Very Sunny Christmas direct-to-DVD special drops in stores today.
Wednesday, 11/18
America's Next Top Model (CE; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Clark Gregg ("Richard")'s real-life wife, Jennifer Grey, plays his blind date on The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS; 7 pm). Should be fun to see.
Thursday, 11/19
Project Runway (Lifetime; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Friday, 11/20
Happily Ever Faster; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A "classy" Las Vegas wedding chapel that appeals to people who don't want their nuptuals to look tacky is featured in this reality show.
Sunday, 11/22
The Next Iron Chef (Food; 8 pm). Season Finale.
Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO; 8 pm). Season Finale.
Filming of the Seinfeld reunion show commences...
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Best Day Ever?
So, it's been a while...
I admit, I got a bit burned out by doing that whole birthday thing (let's not discuss how long ago that was). Then I found I couldn't embed clips from E! online here anymore (I guess that's not a big loss, the clips disappeared after a short time anyway). And I've been a little anti-computer lately; I don't even do much for my Fantasy Football team (which has sucked pretty hard this year) beyond an hour or so a week making sure I don't have anyone hurt or on bye week starting for me. And my computer is nearing the end of its useful life (at least in terms of having 1-3 other people logged on it at a time); eating up the available memory and slowing anything I want to do down.
And then I read a book called The Narcissism Epidemic which claimed that things like MySpace and blogs are causes as well as effects of the increased narcissistic nature of our society. So I've been wondering if posting about what I think is just part of that societal trend, or if my original purpose still held up. (That purpose being a more passive way to express what I write in e-mails to friends in a format that is not "forced" like reading an e-mail; people have to go to this website, which leads me to believe they come here for a reason beyond the duty one would feel to read an e-mail from me.)
BTW: I think I've stuck to my original intent.
Except for this post. In this post, I'm gonna talk about my day... A lot... This one is about "me me me".
Deal with it.
Let's go back a few weeks; back to the time when I almost wrote a post called Best Week Ever...?
That week was potentially my best because I scored some really cheap ($1 & $3) CDs that were either new or very much like new. I also got a few slightly used Marvel Essential TPBs (massive books containing reprints of 20-25 issues of old comics) that retail for $16-18 for $1-$3. I got my backordered copy of Van Halen: The Visual History, 1978-1984 (used a gift card from my birthday along with a coupon and only paid a couple of buck out of pocket). I found Paul Feig's book Kick Me!-- which is hilarious and highly recommended-- for half price. Grabbed Smallville Season 5 used DVD set for $10. And I got my advance copy of the Wii game Guitar Hero: Van Halen (due to be released in stores December 22-- suckers), which I actually played (don't play much Wii) and enjoyed. It was hard not seeing Mike in the game, but Wolfgang is the current bassist, and the game is centered on how the band looks now (until they give Roth the boot)-- at least it's current as far as I've gotten in the game, which isn't terribly far. And, finally, I preordered a copy of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 1 on BluRay for $35, which is pretty good (Best Buy is selling it for $49 right now in stores).
Pretty damn good week.
It'll be tough to top that week, but I came pretty close in just a single day.
Let's go back just a little more. I saw the movie Up last spring. It kicked my ass with how good it was. I couldn't wait to get it on DVD; and after I bought a BluRay player this summer, I couldn't wait to get in on BluRay Disc. Now combine that with a visit I had with my movie/DVD/sci fi guru Tom this summer, who gave me hints on how to find good DVD/BluRay deals. I was on a mission to get Up-- and pay as little as possible for it (not that it's not worth full price; just that finding it cheap was a bit of an adventure).
So I scoured the internet and found as many deals, coupons, price match opportunities and the like I could use, and I had a plan. I was going to score the Up 4 disc (Blu Ray film, BluRay extras, DVD of film, and digital copy of film) as well as Monsters, Inc 4-disc for about $24. Not the best deal I knew about, but the one I was willing to go for because it didn't involve too many things that could end up being roadblocks (after a certain point, stores don't like dealing with you when you're practically getting stuff for free).
So yesterday (Tuesday, the day the movies were released to stores) was a tough one to sit through. I was riding in the carpool, so I didn't have a car (my bad for not scheduling myself to drive, I guess)-- and I wasn't going to make a special trip to the nearest city to pick them up. So I was as jittery as a crack addict looking for his fix.
So today I woke up, ran to the computer, and printed off the final coupon I needed for my adventure (a $10 off Up that didn't become available until the release date). Then I had to sit through another day of work with visions of Pixar-created goodness dancing in my head.
Now the good things about today:
There was meeting on the floor I reside on in my office building, and those usually are good opportunities to score a free lunch. Which I did. I snaked a lunch yesterday as well to use as my early supper today (donating plasma-- gotta keep my protein up). Double good things.
I was able to convince the people I talked to at work that I gave a shit about what they were telling me. Always a good day when I accomplish that.
I didn't find anyone to give me a ride to a store to buy my BluRays during lunch (didn't try hard; just was looking for someone "going my way"). What looked like a bad thing, ended up good (because I did better at night than I probably would have during the day).
Another bad break: I left my reading book (Russell Brand's My Booky Wook) in the person's car I was riding with when she dropped me off. Very bad-- it was the only book I had, and sitting in that chair while donating plasma without a book is torture. So I exceeded the speed limit, hit the lights just right, and headed to my favorite bookstore before I had to donate. Ran to the clearance section to grab a book and stumbled on Ricky Gervais presents The World of Karl Pinkerton based on the popular podcast I haven't heard yet. I'm not always entranced by Gervais (even though I consider him as close to a comedy genius as it gets), but the book was $3-- and it gave me something to read.
Oh yeah, I also grabbed the Invasion complete series I had been eyeing for months for $12 with a coupon. Score!
I donated plasma, and they had me turned up a little high, so I blew through it (without blowing a vein) in about 50 minutes (ten less than usual). Good deal. Got halfway through my new book while I pumped my arm... Another bonus.
Now the big part: My trip to Best Buy to buy my BluRays. I picked up my two sets and visited the game section because BB was also offering the Up game for Nintendo DS for $10 if you bought the BluRay. I'm sure the game isn't spectacular (most games based on movies aren't), but it was $10 and makes a nice Christmas present for that price.
So, the moment of truth... I walked up to the cash register with what should have rung up at just under $53 based on prices in the ad (and close to $75 retail priced). I lucked out and got a new cashier (because he didn't know what he was doing). He called someone else over to help (always a good sign; the helper usually has his own station to watch, so is in a hurry). The helper agreed to price match bestbuy.com's price for Up for $19.99 instead of the $23.99 in the ad ("It's not company policy to meet the website's price, but any manager will end up doing it.") My first break. But then the damn specials in the ad didn't ring up right ($10 off Monsters if bought with Up as well as the DS game deal), so a manager had to be called in to override. Break #2.
Managers are even busier than helpers, so she blasted through the overrides-- and gave me an extra mystery $10 off (oops). When all was said and done; I had my price matches, ad deals, and the manager walked away, and my total came to $41. The cashier and his helper breathed a sigh of relief.
Then I pulled out my $18 worth of Disney manufacturers coupons, and brought the total down to $23 for 2 BluRay 4-disc sets and a DS game. That included tax.
Best day ever.
After that, I drove home, listening to the mix CD my music/internet site guru Brian made for me to get me cultured in Joe Satriani (guitar virtuosos usually keep me away with the overly-high tuned guitars, so Brian made sure I got to experience the real Satch because I needed to bone up on my Chickenfoot members aside from the Red Rocker and Mad Anthony) . I'll tell you, being completly amped up after a big deal and listening to "If I Could Fly", "Surfing With the Alien", "Satch Boogie", and "Always With Me, Always With You" on the drive really makes a man feel good.
I got home and watched the tape of the Veteran's Day program my kids' school hosted today. My Kindergartener had one of the toughest lines (long, with larger words-- especially for a kindergartener) among the kids from K-5, and he nailed it. And my second grader started coming down with a cold earlier that day, but he still sang along with the others. He was a little trooper. A great capper to a great day to see them perform.
Well, almost the capper. After I put the boys to bed, I did watch tonight's episode of Glee-- and adored it. The last few episodes weren't as jaw droppingly good as the first few (still an excellent show, don't get me wrong), but tonight's ep was wonderful. I laughed and even cried a little. Got to see lots of "background" stuff on these people, and that always makes for a great episode of this show. There was a lot of heart to it-- and that's why I fell for the show in the first place.
And I suppose the final part of this best day ever was that I actually managed to make a post in this blog...
It posted on Thursday only because I proofread it. It was written and finished on Wednesday. I promise...
I admit, I got a bit burned out by doing that whole birthday thing (let's not discuss how long ago that was). Then I found I couldn't embed clips from E! online here anymore (I guess that's not a big loss, the clips disappeared after a short time anyway). And I've been a little anti-computer lately; I don't even do much for my Fantasy Football team (which has sucked pretty hard this year) beyond an hour or so a week making sure I don't have anyone hurt or on bye week starting for me. And my computer is nearing the end of its useful life (at least in terms of having 1-3 other people logged on it at a time); eating up the available memory and slowing anything I want to do down.
And then I read a book called The Narcissism Epidemic which claimed that things like MySpace and blogs are causes as well as effects of the increased narcissistic nature of our society. So I've been wondering if posting about what I think is just part of that societal trend, or if my original purpose still held up. (That purpose being a more passive way to express what I write in e-mails to friends in a format that is not "forced" like reading an e-mail; people have to go to this website, which leads me to believe they come here for a reason beyond the duty one would feel to read an e-mail from me.)
BTW: I think I've stuck to my original intent.
Except for this post. In this post, I'm gonna talk about my day... A lot... This one is about "me me me".
Deal with it.
Let's go back a few weeks; back to the time when I almost wrote a post called Best Week Ever...?
That week was potentially my best because I scored some really cheap ($1 & $3) CDs that were either new or very much like new. I also got a few slightly used Marvel Essential TPBs (massive books containing reprints of 20-25 issues of old comics) that retail for $16-18 for $1-$3. I got my backordered copy of Van Halen: The Visual History, 1978-1984 (used a gift card from my birthday along with a coupon and only paid a couple of buck out of pocket). I found Paul Feig's book Kick Me!-- which is hilarious and highly recommended-- for half price. Grabbed Smallville Season 5 used DVD set for $10. And I got my advance copy of the Wii game Guitar Hero: Van Halen (due to be released in stores December 22-- suckers), which I actually played (don't play much Wii) and enjoyed. It was hard not seeing Mike in the game, but Wolfgang is the current bassist, and the game is centered on how the band looks now (until they give Roth the boot)-- at least it's current as far as I've gotten in the game, which isn't terribly far. And, finally, I preordered a copy of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 1 on BluRay for $35, which is pretty good (Best Buy is selling it for $49 right now in stores).
Pretty damn good week.
It'll be tough to top that week, but I came pretty close in just a single day.
Let's go back just a little more. I saw the movie Up last spring. It kicked my ass with how good it was. I couldn't wait to get it on DVD; and after I bought a BluRay player this summer, I couldn't wait to get in on BluRay Disc. Now combine that with a visit I had with my movie/DVD/sci fi guru Tom this summer, who gave me hints on how to find good DVD/BluRay deals. I was on a mission to get Up-- and pay as little as possible for it (not that it's not worth full price; just that finding it cheap was a bit of an adventure).
So I scoured the internet and found as many deals, coupons, price match opportunities and the like I could use, and I had a plan. I was going to score the Up 4 disc (Blu Ray film, BluRay extras, DVD of film, and digital copy of film) as well as Monsters, Inc 4-disc for about $24. Not the best deal I knew about, but the one I was willing to go for because it didn't involve too many things that could end up being roadblocks (after a certain point, stores don't like dealing with you when you're practically getting stuff for free).
So yesterday (Tuesday, the day the movies were released to stores) was a tough one to sit through. I was riding in the carpool, so I didn't have a car (my bad for not scheduling myself to drive, I guess)-- and I wasn't going to make a special trip to the nearest city to pick them up. So I was as jittery as a crack addict looking for his fix.
So today I woke up, ran to the computer, and printed off the final coupon I needed for my adventure (a $10 off Up that didn't become available until the release date). Then I had to sit through another day of work with visions of Pixar-created goodness dancing in my head.
Now the good things about today:
There was meeting on the floor I reside on in my office building, and those usually are good opportunities to score a free lunch. Which I did. I snaked a lunch yesterday as well to use as my early supper today (donating plasma-- gotta keep my protein up). Double good things.
I was able to convince the people I talked to at work that I gave a shit about what they were telling me. Always a good day when I accomplish that.
I didn't find anyone to give me a ride to a store to buy my BluRays during lunch (didn't try hard; just was looking for someone "going my way"). What looked like a bad thing, ended up good (because I did better at night than I probably would have during the day).
Another bad break: I left my reading book (Russell Brand's My Booky Wook) in the person's car I was riding with when she dropped me off. Very bad-- it was the only book I had, and sitting in that chair while donating plasma without a book is torture. So I exceeded the speed limit, hit the lights just right, and headed to my favorite bookstore before I had to donate. Ran to the clearance section to grab a book and stumbled on Ricky Gervais presents The World of Karl Pinkerton based on the popular podcast I haven't heard yet. I'm not always entranced by Gervais (even though I consider him as close to a comedy genius as it gets), but the book was $3-- and it gave me something to read.
Oh yeah, I also grabbed the Invasion complete series I had been eyeing for months for $12 with a coupon. Score!
I donated plasma, and they had me turned up a little high, so I blew through it (without blowing a vein) in about 50 minutes (ten less than usual). Good deal. Got halfway through my new book while I pumped my arm... Another bonus.
Now the big part: My trip to Best Buy to buy my BluRays. I picked up my two sets and visited the game section because BB was also offering the Up game for Nintendo DS for $10 if you bought the BluRay. I'm sure the game isn't spectacular (most games based on movies aren't), but it was $10 and makes a nice Christmas present for that price.
So, the moment of truth... I walked up to the cash register with what should have rung up at just under $53 based on prices in the ad (and close to $75 retail priced). I lucked out and got a new cashier (because he didn't know what he was doing). He called someone else over to help (always a good sign; the helper usually has his own station to watch, so is in a hurry). The helper agreed to price match bestbuy.com's price for Up for $19.99 instead of the $23.99 in the ad ("It's not company policy to meet the website's price, but any manager will end up doing it.") My first break. But then the damn specials in the ad didn't ring up right ($10 off Monsters if bought with Up as well as the DS game deal), so a manager had to be called in to override. Break #2.
Managers are even busier than helpers, so she blasted through the overrides-- and gave me an extra mystery $10 off (oops). When all was said and done; I had my price matches, ad deals, and the manager walked away, and my total came to $41. The cashier and his helper breathed a sigh of relief.
Then I pulled out my $18 worth of Disney manufacturers coupons, and brought the total down to $23 for 2 BluRay 4-disc sets and a DS game. That included tax.
Best day ever.
After that, I drove home, listening to the mix CD my music/internet site guru Brian made for me to get me cultured in Joe Satriani (guitar virtuosos usually keep me away with the overly-high tuned guitars, so Brian made sure I got to experience the real Satch because I needed to bone up on my Chickenfoot members aside from the Red Rocker and Mad Anthony) . I'll tell you, being completly amped up after a big deal and listening to "If I Could Fly", "Surfing With the Alien", "Satch Boogie", and "Always With Me, Always With You" on the drive really makes a man feel good.
I got home and watched the tape of the Veteran's Day program my kids' school hosted today. My Kindergartener had one of the toughest lines (long, with larger words-- especially for a kindergartener) among the kids from K-5, and he nailed it. And my second grader started coming down with a cold earlier that day, but he still sang along with the others. He was a little trooper. A great capper to a great day to see them perform.
Well, almost the capper. After I put the boys to bed, I did watch tonight's episode of Glee-- and adored it. The last few episodes weren't as jaw droppingly good as the first few (still an excellent show, don't get me wrong), but tonight's ep was wonderful. I laughed and even cried a little. Got to see lots of "background" stuff on these people, and that always makes for a great episode of this show. There was a lot of heart to it-- and that's why I fell for the show in the first place.
And I suppose the final part of this best day ever was that I actually managed to make a post in this blog...
It posted on Thursday only because I proofread it. It was written and finished on Wednesday. I promise...
Monday, November 09, 2009
Sarah Silverman's Idea to Solve World Hunger
I don't always find her funny, but there are some good lines in this.
Oh yeah-- check out the comments about the video on YouTube. Some people just don't fuckin' get it...
If you don't either: it's a joke.
Lots of underlying truth, but the main target can't solve the problem itself.
Oh yeah-- check out the comments about the video on YouTube. Some people just don't fuckin' get it...
If you don't either: it's a joke.
Lots of underlying truth, but the main target can't solve the problem itself.
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Premieres and Notables; November 9-15, 2009
Monday, 11/9
Lincoln Heights (ABC Family; 7 & 7:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
The gang uses Alan Thicke to try to break up Barney and Robin on How I Met Your Mother (CBS; 7 pm CST).
The big C.S.I. crossover begins tonight on CSI: Miami (CBS; 9 pm CST).
Lopez Tonight; TBS. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
George Lopez gets a talk show.
Tuesday, 11/10
Sesame Street; PBS. 6 am (check local listings). 40th Season Premiere.
Let me spell that out: FORTIETH.
Wednesday, 11/11
The episode of Glee (FOX; 8 pm CST) that features the cast in wheelchairs during one number airs tonight. There's been a little buzz about it, so I thought I'd let you know.
Ghost Hunters Academy; Syfy. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Don't know-- and don't care-- what it's about...
Friday, 11/13
The Wonder Twins show up in Metropolis to help the Blur on Smallville (CW; 7 pm CST).
Sunday, 11/15
The Prisoner; AMC. 7 pm CST. Miniseries.
This six-part (2 hrs/night over three nights) miniseries tries to find the same magic of the '60s cult hit. From what I've read, it doesn't (but what do I know? I tried the original about 2 years ago and couldn't get past the second episode).
The Seinfeld cast gets together to read-through the script of the [fictitious] reunion special on Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO; 8 pm CST).
WWII in HD; History. 8 pm CST. Mini-series.
2hrs/night for the next 5 nights showcases restored color footage of the war.
Super Dave's Spike-tacular; Spike. 10 pm. Mini-series.
Bob Einstein's Super Dave character returns in this 4-week series. I'm sure it'll be a tasteful affair seeing as it's on Spike...
Lincoln Heights (ABC Family; 7 & 7:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
The gang uses Alan Thicke to try to break up Barney and Robin on How I Met Your Mother (CBS; 7 pm CST).
The big C.S.I. crossover begins tonight on CSI: Miami (CBS; 9 pm CST).
Lopez Tonight; TBS. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
George Lopez gets a talk show.
Tuesday, 11/10
Sesame Street; PBS. 6 am (check local listings). 40th Season Premiere.
Let me spell that out: FORTIETH.
Wednesday, 11/11
The episode of Glee (FOX; 8 pm CST) that features the cast in wheelchairs during one number airs tonight. There's been a little buzz about it, so I thought I'd let you know.
Ghost Hunters Academy; Syfy. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Don't know-- and don't care-- what it's about...
Friday, 11/13
The Wonder Twins show up in Metropolis to help the Blur on Smallville (CW; 7 pm CST).
Sunday, 11/15
The Prisoner; AMC. 7 pm CST. Miniseries.
This six-part (2 hrs/night over three nights) miniseries tries to find the same magic of the '60s cult hit. From what I've read, it doesn't (but what do I know? I tried the original about 2 years ago and couldn't get past the second episode).
The Seinfeld cast gets together to read-through the script of the [fictitious] reunion special on Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO; 8 pm CST).
WWII in HD; History. 8 pm CST. Mini-series.
2hrs/night for the next 5 nights showcases restored color footage of the war.
Super Dave's Spike-tacular; Spike. 10 pm. Mini-series.
Bob Einstein's Super Dave character returns in this 4-week series. I'm sure it'll be a tasteful affair seeing as it's on Spike...
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Coolest Album Cover... Ever...?
I saw this pic in National Geographic a while back and thought it was awesome then.
On Sunday, I saw it in an ad for Wheezer's new album.
Still awesome.
On Sunday, I saw it in an ad for Wheezer's new album.
Still awesome.
Monday, November 02, 2009
Batman: Dead End
This short has been around a while, so I don't don't the exact story behind it. I think it had something to do with some aspiring filmmakers who put together this fan-film in order to show off their skills.
I think it came off very well. Aside from a Batsuit that doesn't work well on film (even though it's faithful to the comics) and an ending that I wouldn't have gone with, it's pretty damn good.
I think it came off very well. Aside from a Batsuit that doesn't work well on film (even though it's faithful to the comics) and an ending that I wouldn't have gone with, it's pretty damn good.
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Premieres and Notables: November 2-8, 2009
Monday, 11/2
Greek (ABC Family; 8 pm CST). Mid-Season Finale.
Tuesday, 11/3
V; ABC. 7 pm CST*. (Mini)-Series Premiere.
One of ABC's most-hyped series of the season begins tonight*. The first four eps are packed together as a sort of mini-series, and then the rest of the season will pick-up in March after the Winter Olympics.
I'm not sure how much of this follows the original mini-series (and sequel mini-- as well as the 19 ep series that followed-- although hardly anyone mentions those stories in anything I've read), but it looks like the premise is similar: Alien spaceships appear in the skies, offering to help humanity out with some issues (war, disease, etc). Not everyone is convinced of their giving nature.
I won't spoil it in case you missed the original, but it's safe to say The Visitors have some secrets they haven't shared with Earth.
The things I've read by critics about the show are pretty positive. I think it's safe to say this will be a pretty good series-- if the idiotic scheduling doesn't doom it.
*Special Note: the show premieres on Tuesday, unless you happen to live in the Green Bay, WI viewing area, at which point you (we) get to wait until 11:05pm on fucking Saturday to see it (unless you want to watch it on your itty-bitty computer monitor). Oh yeah: if you have to wait until Saturday, make sure you record long on it because it follows a football game.
[Can you imagine the boon the Green Bay Packers have to their area that one of ABC's major premieres can get bumped in favor of "Tuesday Night Touchback"? That the ratings/ad money for a weekly recap show can push back a network premiere? Dang.]
Flowers Uncut With Jeff Leatham; TLC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
The above just confirms I'm a pretty full-service blogger.
I mean, this is a reality show about florists. They serve a wonderful purpose, but a TV reality show? Really?
Wednesday, 11/4
Bill Cosby: The Mark Twain Prize; PBS. 7:00 pm CST-- Check local listings. Special.
The Cos gets props from Willie Nelson, Phylicia Rashad, Chris Rock, and Jerry Seinfeld, among others.
Friday, 11/6
Spongebob Squarepants: Truth or Square; Nickelodeon. 7 pm CST. Special.
The tenth anniversary special combines animation as well as live action to take a never-before-seen trip down memory lane. Guests include: LeBron James, Craig Ferguson, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Tina Fey, Will Farrel, Robin Williams, and Pink. Oh yeah, the special is hosted by Ricky Gervais, which is all kinds of awesome.
Fanboy and Chum Chum; Nickelodeon. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Super-hero obsessed schoolmates find adventures in their everyday lives.
Platinum Babies; WE tv. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A look at spoiled-ass babies.
It's interesting I see this type of show as I am in the middle of the book The Narcissism Epidemic, which makes a pretty good case that today's society is too spoiled. I was sure the authors may be looking a little too closely at some minor things-- but the fact this show is a reality kinda proves their point...
Like I mentioned a few days ago, Chickenfoot plays some tunes on Jimmy Kimmel's show tonight (ABC; 11:05 pm-- check local listings).
Saturday, 11/7
Legend of the Seeker; Syndicated. 3 pm CST (check local listings). Season Premiere.
Guest-starring one of my favorites: Charisma Carpenter.
The Wanda Sykes Show; FOX. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A new talk show starring the comic of the title.
Sunday, 11/8
Bored to Death (HBO; 8:30 pm). Season Finale.
Mad Men (AMC; 9:00 pm). Season Finale.
Greek (ABC Family; 8 pm CST). Mid-Season Finale.
Tuesday, 11/3
V; ABC. 7 pm CST*. (Mini)-Series Premiere.
One of ABC's most-hyped series of the season begins tonight*. The first four eps are packed together as a sort of mini-series, and then the rest of the season will pick-up in March after the Winter Olympics.
I'm not sure how much of this follows the original mini-series (and sequel mini-- as well as the 19 ep series that followed-- although hardly anyone mentions those stories in anything I've read), but it looks like the premise is similar: Alien spaceships appear in the skies, offering to help humanity out with some issues (war, disease, etc). Not everyone is convinced of their giving nature.
I won't spoil it in case you missed the original, but it's safe to say The Visitors have some secrets they haven't shared with Earth.
The things I've read by critics about the show are pretty positive. I think it's safe to say this will be a pretty good series-- if the idiotic scheduling doesn't doom it.
*Special Note: the show premieres on Tuesday, unless you happen to live in the Green Bay, WI viewing area, at which point you (we) get to wait until 11:05pm on fucking Saturday to see it (unless you want to watch it on your itty-bitty computer monitor). Oh yeah: if you have to wait until Saturday, make sure you record long on it because it follows a football game.
[Can you imagine the boon the Green Bay Packers have to their area that one of ABC's major premieres can get bumped in favor of "Tuesday Night Touchback"? That the ratings/ad money for a weekly recap show can push back a network premiere? Dang.]
Flowers Uncut With Jeff Leatham; TLC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
The above just confirms I'm a pretty full-service blogger.
I mean, this is a reality show about florists. They serve a wonderful purpose, but a TV reality show? Really?
Wednesday, 11/4
Bill Cosby: The Mark Twain Prize; PBS. 7:00 pm CST-- Check local listings. Special.
The Cos gets props from Willie Nelson, Phylicia Rashad, Chris Rock, and Jerry Seinfeld, among others.
Friday, 11/6
Spongebob Squarepants: Truth or Square; Nickelodeon. 7 pm CST. Special.
The tenth anniversary special combines animation as well as live action to take a never-before-seen trip down memory lane. Guests include: LeBron James, Craig Ferguson, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Tina Fey, Will Farrel, Robin Williams, and Pink. Oh yeah, the special is hosted by Ricky Gervais, which is all kinds of awesome.
Fanboy and Chum Chum; Nickelodeon. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Super-hero obsessed schoolmates find adventures in their everyday lives.
Platinum Babies; WE tv. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A look at spoiled-ass babies.
It's interesting I see this type of show as I am in the middle of the book The Narcissism Epidemic, which makes a pretty good case that today's society is too spoiled. I was sure the authors may be looking a little too closely at some minor things-- but the fact this show is a reality kinda proves their point...
Like I mentioned a few days ago, Chickenfoot plays some tunes on Jimmy Kimmel's show tonight (ABC; 11:05 pm-- check local listings).
Saturday, 11/7
Legend of the Seeker; Syndicated. 3 pm CST (check local listings). Season Premiere.
Guest-starring one of my favorites: Charisma Carpenter.
The Wanda Sykes Show; FOX. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A new talk show starring the comic of the title.
Sunday, 11/8
Bored to Death (HBO; 8:30 pm). Season Finale.
Mad Men (AMC; 9:00 pm). Season Finale.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Robocop Vs. Terminator
Not bad. Cool "surprise" near the end (even if it was only to advance the plot).
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Chickenfoot Update
Chickenfoot is releasing a Deluxe Limited Edition CD + DVD set on November 1 that will include the original album, the bonus track previously only available on vinyl or if you bought the album via download, and a DVD featuring videos, live performances and some interviews.
I read that a few people were pissed about it (granted, the album was released on June 6, so, you know, less than 4 months ago), but it's a fun band who made a great album (some people say it was mediocre, I say "What the Hell were you listening to?")
If you haven't picked it up yet (and over half a million people have as it's gone gold), it can be had on BestBuy.com for $9.99 (free shipping). Not bad-- even cheaper than the original album at Best Buy.
Or, you can walk into your local Best Buy like I did and hope someone screwed up and put it on the shelves like my local store did.
So, I picked up the set, asked for and got the online price match (otherwise it would have been $13.99) and just finished watching it.
If you don't already have the album, it's a great one to get (as much or less than just the single CD album). If you do have the album, it's not mandatory (unless you want the bonus track, "Bitten By the Wolf"). But you will be missing the whole thing.
The DVD was a fun combo of interviews found on the "12 Days of Chickenfoot" podcasts, mixed with backstage footage and lots of live performance footage. Not every song got the complete treatment (some were edited and others faded out before the solos). "Avenida Revolucion", "Sexy Little Thing", "Runnin' Out", "Get It Up", "My Kinda Girl", "Turnin' Left", "Learning to Fall", and "Bitten By the Wolf" were edited, but each had some cool moments. "Soap on a Rope", "Down the Drain" and "Future in the Past" got the entire song and the videos for "Oh Yeah" and "Soap on a Rope" were here as well.
I was a little disappointed that more songs weren't in their entirety, but I guess that's what the inevitable live DVD will be for.
The CD packaging is the opposite of the regular release (the black album that was heat sensitive). This time, the album is all white with black lettering. The DVD gave a hint to look at it under black light (guess I need to buy a black light...)
I can see some people being upset that a deluxe edition came out so soon, but I'm a fan (and a completist), so I don't really care. I spent a grand total of $30 so far on this album (the original CD, the downloaded album via iTunes-- to get the bonus song-- and now the Deluxe CD/DVD). I've spent more on buying the U.S. and Japanese versions of '90s albums.
So, again, if you like '80s/'90s hard rock, pick this one up. It doesn't feel "old", but it's very much in the vein of those types of fun albums. Not a lot of whining and preaching here.
Maybe you can take it home now, but if not, the longest you need to wait is five days.
And since I haven't linked to this one yet, here's a video NOT on the Deluxe DVD, it's so new:
"Sexy Little Thing":
And one last thing: Chickenfoot will be playing on Jimmy Kimmel on Nov 6. I read somewhere that they may even play two songs (I don't watch late-night talk shows, so I don't know if two is the usual for Kimmel; I do know it's unusual for the others who barely give you one).
I read that a few people were pissed about it (granted, the album was released on June 6, so, you know, less than 4 months ago), but it's a fun band who made a great album (some people say it was mediocre, I say "What the Hell were you listening to?")
If you haven't picked it up yet (and over half a million people have as it's gone gold), it can be had on BestBuy.com for $9.99 (free shipping). Not bad-- even cheaper than the original album at Best Buy.
Or, you can walk into your local Best Buy like I did and hope someone screwed up and put it on the shelves like my local store did.
So, I picked up the set, asked for and got the online price match (otherwise it would have been $13.99) and just finished watching it.
If you don't already have the album, it's a great one to get (as much or less than just the single CD album). If you do have the album, it's not mandatory (unless you want the bonus track, "Bitten By the Wolf"). But you will be missing the whole thing.
The DVD was a fun combo of interviews found on the "12 Days of Chickenfoot" podcasts, mixed with backstage footage and lots of live performance footage. Not every song got the complete treatment (some were edited and others faded out before the solos). "Avenida Revolucion", "Sexy Little Thing", "Runnin' Out", "Get It Up", "My Kinda Girl", "Turnin' Left", "Learning to Fall", and "Bitten By the Wolf" were edited, but each had some cool moments. "Soap on a Rope", "Down the Drain" and "Future in the Past" got the entire song and the videos for "Oh Yeah" and "Soap on a Rope" were here as well.
I was a little disappointed that more songs weren't in their entirety, but I guess that's what the inevitable live DVD will be for.
The CD packaging is the opposite of the regular release (the black album that was heat sensitive). This time, the album is all white with black lettering. The DVD gave a hint to look at it under black light (guess I need to buy a black light...)
I can see some people being upset that a deluxe edition came out so soon, but I'm a fan (and a completist), so I don't really care. I spent a grand total of $30 so far on this album (the original CD, the downloaded album via iTunes-- to get the bonus song-- and now the Deluxe CD/DVD). I've spent more on buying the U.S. and Japanese versions of '90s albums.
So, again, if you like '80s/'90s hard rock, pick this one up. It doesn't feel "old", but it's very much in the vein of those types of fun albums. Not a lot of whining and preaching here.
Maybe you can take it home now, but if not, the longest you need to wait is five days.
And since I haven't linked to this one yet, here's a video NOT on the Deluxe DVD, it's so new:
"Sexy Little Thing":
And one last thing: Chickenfoot will be playing on Jimmy Kimmel on Nov 6. I read somewhere that they may even play two songs (I don't watch late-night talk shows, so I don't know if two is the usual for Kimmel; I do know it's unusual for the others who barely give you one).
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Premieres and Notables; October 26- November 1, 2009
Monday, 10/26
Cake Boss; TLC. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Tuesday, 20/27
Monica: Still Standing; BET. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Monica, who I guess is a singer, gets her own reality show.
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel; HBO. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hmmm. I didn't know this show-- which airs a new ep once a month-- had seasons.
But this is the perfect opportunity to mention it here. This is news-style TV at its best. Even if you don't follow sports (I sure don't), this show will hook you with its look at the humans and the issues behind the scores. Highly Recommended
Wednesday, 10/28
Monsters vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space; NBC. 7:00 pm CST. Special
The movie was okay (cute enough), but this half-shour special got some nice reviews, so it may be worth checking out.
Friday Night Lights; DirecTV Ch. 101. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Anyone who watches this show loves it, so give it a try. If you don't get DirecTV, then you'll have to wait for NBC to air it next year or wait even longer for the DVDs.
And this ep is directed by the film's and the pilot's director, Peter Berg...
Highly Recommended
Thursday, 10/29
Ace of Cakes (Food; 9 pm CST) Season Finale.
Didn't this just have a season premiere a couple of weeks ago?
The League; FX. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A comedy that follows the players of a fantasy football league. God knows there's lots of funny to be had in the concept; not sure how the execution will work, though...
Saturday, 10/31
Shelldon; Qubo. 11:30 am CST. Series Premiere.
Something about a shellfish who goes on adventures in the water that follow a "green" theme.
My question is: What the Hell is Qubo?
The Locator (WE; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Cake Boss; TLC. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Tuesday, 20/27
Monica: Still Standing; BET. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Monica, who I guess is a singer, gets her own reality show.
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel; HBO. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hmmm. I didn't know this show-- which airs a new ep once a month-- had seasons.
But this is the perfect opportunity to mention it here. This is news-style TV at its best. Even if you don't follow sports (I sure don't), this show will hook you with its look at the humans and the issues behind the scores. Highly Recommended
Wednesday, 10/28
Monsters vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space; NBC. 7:00 pm CST. Special
The movie was okay (cute enough), but this half-shour special got some nice reviews, so it may be worth checking out.
Friday Night Lights; DirecTV Ch. 101. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Anyone who watches this show loves it, so give it a try. If you don't get DirecTV, then you'll have to wait for NBC to air it next year or wait even longer for the DVDs.
And this ep is directed by the film's and the pilot's director, Peter Berg...
Highly Recommended
Thursday, 10/29
Ace of Cakes (Food; 9 pm CST) Season Finale.
Didn't this just have a season premiere a couple of weeks ago?
The League; FX. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A comedy that follows the players of a fantasy football league. God knows there's lots of funny to be had in the concept; not sure how the execution will work, though...
Saturday, 10/31
Shelldon; Qubo. 11:30 am CST. Series Premiere.
Something about a shellfish who goes on adventures in the water that follow a "green" theme.
My question is: What the Hell is Qubo?
The Locator (WE; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Smackdown: Jesus vs. Satan
If I believed in Hell, I'd be afraid I'd be going there when I die for posting this clip.
But let's take it for what it is, a stupid wrestling "create-a-game" with some rasslin'-style commentary (one "good" play-by-play guy and a "bad" color commentator.).
Besides, some of the jokes, sacreligious as they are, are pretty funny...
But let's take it for what it is, a stupid wrestling "create-a-game" with some rasslin'-style commentary (one "good" play-by-play guy and a "bad" color commentator.).
Besides, some of the jokes, sacreligious as they are, are pretty funny...
Sunday, October 18, 2009
MIRACLE Speech
I saw this on some web show (Tosh.0 or Web Soup; I can't remember), and thought it was funny as well as accurate.
Four-year old "Rizzo" gives the speech Kurt Russell's Herb Brooks gave right before the game against the Soviets in the 1980 Olympics. "Screw 'em". Love it.
And here is the original, for comparison:
Four-year old "Rizzo" gives the speech Kurt Russell's Herb Brooks gave right before the game against the Soviets in the 1980 Olympics. "Screw 'em". Love it.
And here is the original, for comparison:
Premieres and Notables; October 19-25, 2009
iParticipate Week begins, where 60 shows on the four major networks will have some sort of community service element; either a plotline or a public service announcements starring the shows' actors. I'm sure some Republican jackass will poo-poo the whole thing. Like volunteering will be the end of civiliazation or some such nonsense...
Tuesday, 10/20
Shark Tank (ABC; 7 pm CST) Season Finale.
Flipping Out (Bravo; 9 pm CST) Season Finale.
Wednesday, 10/21
Lock 'n' Load; Showtime. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A new reality show where a former actor/current gun salesman in Colorado is followed.
Living With Ed; Planet Green. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Thursday, 10/22
The Jeff Dunham Show; Comedy Central. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The ventiloquist brings his favorite characters with him on this show.
Friday, 10/23
Neil Patrick Harris lends his voice to the newly created Batman villain, the Music Meister on Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Cartoon Network; 6 pm).
White Collar; USA. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Something about a con-artist teaming up with an FBI agent-- with the requisite comedy USA dramas are known for...
Tuesday, 10/20
Shark Tank (ABC; 7 pm CST) Season Finale.
Flipping Out (Bravo; 9 pm CST) Season Finale.
Wednesday, 10/21
Lock 'n' Load; Showtime. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A new reality show where a former actor/current gun salesman in Colorado is followed.
Living With Ed; Planet Green. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Thursday, 10/22
The Jeff Dunham Show; Comedy Central. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The ventiloquist brings his favorite characters with him on this show.
Friday, 10/23
Neil Patrick Harris lends his voice to the newly created Batman villain, the Music Meister on Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Cartoon Network; 6 pm).
White Collar; USA. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Something about a con-artist teaming up with an FBI agent-- with the requisite comedy USA dramas are known for...
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Premieres and Notables; October 12-18, 2009
Monday, 10/12
The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Million Dollar Listing; Bravo. 10 pm. Season Premiere.
Tuesday, 10/13
Hell's Kitchen (FOX; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 10/14
Alaska State Troopers; National Geographic. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
COPS in Alaska.
Nip/Tuck; FX. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Thursday, 10/15
Hmmm... What is this? Two consecutive funny episodes of Parks & Recreation (NBC; 7:30 CST)? I wouldn't have believed it three weeks ago, but the last two eps of P&R were pretty good. If you've decided to skip it after their usual unfunny eps, you may want to try it again...
30 Rock; NBC. 8:30 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Friday, 10/16
Ugly Betty; ABC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
I know I had this one last week, but ABC saw fit to back the premiere out a week, so let's try again.
Psych (USA; 9 pm CST). Mid-season finale.
Bartender Wars; Fine Living. 9:30 pm. Season Premiere.
Saturday, 10/19
Head Games; Science Channel. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Whoopi Goldberg exec-produces this science-based trivia game show hosted by Greg Proops.
Sunday, 10/18
The Simpsons (FOX; 7 pm CST) hold their annual "Treehouse of Horror" epsiode.
Occupation; BBC America. 7 pm CST. Movie.
A gritty drama about three soldiers returning home-- but are unable to leave the war behind. It's supposed to be pretty good.
Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer's Cut); IFC. 8 pm CST. Mini-series.
A six-part documentary about the Python gang. I've read this doc is pretty good-- but I never got into the actual Python series.
The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Million Dollar Listing; Bravo. 10 pm. Season Premiere.
Tuesday, 10/13
Hell's Kitchen (FOX; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 10/14
Alaska State Troopers; National Geographic. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
COPS in Alaska.
Nip/Tuck; FX. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Thursday, 10/15
Hmmm... What is this? Two consecutive funny episodes of Parks & Recreation (NBC; 7:30 CST)? I wouldn't have believed it three weeks ago, but the last two eps of P&R were pretty good. If you've decided to skip it after their usual unfunny eps, you may want to try it again...
30 Rock; NBC. 8:30 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Friday, 10/16
Ugly Betty; ABC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
I know I had this one last week, but ABC saw fit to back the premiere out a week, so let's try again.
Psych (USA; 9 pm CST). Mid-season finale.
Bartender Wars; Fine Living. 9:30 pm. Season Premiere.
Saturday, 10/19
Head Games; Science Channel. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Whoopi Goldberg exec-produces this science-based trivia game show hosted by Greg Proops.
Sunday, 10/18
The Simpsons (FOX; 7 pm CST) hold their annual "Treehouse of Horror" epsiode.
Occupation; BBC America. 7 pm CST. Movie.
A gritty drama about three soldiers returning home-- but are unable to leave the war behind. It's supposed to be pretty good.
Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyer's Cut); IFC. 8 pm CST. Mini-series.
A six-part documentary about the Python gang. I've read this doc is pretty good-- but I never got into the actual Python series.
Hitler Doesn't Like TWILIGHT
Maybe you're sick of seeing these Hitler parodies...
But are you as sick of hearing about fucking Twilight as I am?
But are you as sick of hearing about fucking Twilight as I am?
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Premieres and Notables; October 5-11, 2009
Sorry for not having anything post the past few days. My friends at eonline/the soup decided to not offer the code to embed videos anymore. I'll still make a Condensed Soup link, but I won't be doing any others (unless they're really good). The Soup website changes every couple of months, so maybe they'll go back to having a working embed code (they have an embed code now, but it doesn't work-- unless it's for another site like FaceBook; I don't know).
Quick notes on last week's watching:
With the amount of TV I watch, I can't afford DVR space to record HighDef television, but I knew I had to figure out a way to see Ken Burns' National Parks: America's Best Idea mini-series in HD. Through some hardcore TV watching/DVR deleting, I was able to get the space needed. It was worth it. I'm only half-way through the 12 hours, but it has been amazing to see in HD-- especially the first ep dealing with Yellowtone and Yosemite. I just wish PBS would have aired 2 hrs/week; that 12 hrs/6 days was a killer. I think BestBuy is going to sell the BluRay set for about $90 this week. I'm not sure it's worth that price (which is pretty cheap on a per-hour basis), but is was beautiful (and informative).
Accidentally on Purpose got deleted from my DVR schedule after I watched the second ep. Don't have time to see if it actually gets funny. What a turd.
My Glee love is starting to get just a small tarnish. Two parts on last week's ep disappointed me as being too unbelievable, but I kept reminding myself that the story is what matters-- and some of the unbelievable bits are there to serve the story. It's still great TV.
I held out way longer than I should have, but 'Til Death also got the DVR boot. Mercy is on its way; just want to watch the second ep to be sure. I may not even get to The Good Wife or The Forgotten before I purge the DVR of them.
The Middle (ABC; Wed, 7:30 pm CST) was pretty good. Hank (ABC; Wed, 7 pm CST) not so much. Flashforward's (ABC; Thurs, 7:00 pm CST) pilot was great; haven't gotten to ep 2 yet. Community's (NBC; Thurs, now at 7:00 pm) second ep was just as good as its first.
And I'm trying to catch up with last year's Californication, but I ran into a roadblock after the first ep. Hank gets a vasectomy, but wears jeans after the procedure and then goes to a party that night. For real? I was in a coma most of the first day and stuck on a chair the next two days with frozen peas on my junk. I don't expect lots of reality on my shows (especially that one), but that was a bit much.
Okay, here's this week's notables:
Monday, 10/5
Sherri; Lifetime. 6 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Sherri Shepherd stars in a comedy loosely based on her life (maybe her character will take a walk to see the edge of the world).
Rita Rocks; Lifetime. 6:30 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
The Mo'Nique Show; BET. 10 pm. Series Premiere.
The comedian gets her own talk show.
Tuesday, 10/6
Kings Ransom; ESPN. 7 pm. Special
For its 30th birthday, ESPN enlisted some famous directors to make a documentary about a major sports event from the past 30 years. Peter Berg gets the first doc, and he chose to focus on the L.A. Kings trade that "stole" Wayne Gretzkey from Edmonton.
Scare Tactics; Syfy. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Parking Wars; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Now in Detroit Rock City.
Wednesday, 10/7
Mythbusters; Discovery. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
South Park; Comedy Central. 9:00 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Let's all cross our fingers that the shows gets funny and satirical again after the last two, weak seasons.
Secret Girlfriend; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The main character is portrayed through the camera lense (kinda like a first-person shooter game; making the viewer the main character. I've read two things about it, and they both said the show is pretty bad. (got 1 out of 10 in TV Guide and a D in Entertainment Weekly).
Thursday, 10/8
This Old House; PBS. 7 pm. 30th Season Premiere.
Pam and Jim get married in a special hour-long episode of The Office (NBC; 8 pm).
Leonard Nimoy returns as a guest star on Fringe (FOX; 8 pm).
Friday, 10/9
Ugly Betty; ABC. 7 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
First it gets premiered a week or two later than the other shows, and then its now on Fridays... Owch.
Dog Whisperer; National Geographic. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Wizards of Waverly Place; Disney Channel. 7 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Not that you'd know there hasn't been anything new in a while the way Disney has been pimping Selena Gomez...
Saturday, 10/10
Wanday Sykes: I'ma Be Me; HBO. 9 pm. Special.
Sunday, 10/11
Army Wives (Lifetime; 9 pm) Season Finale.
Californication; Showtime. 9 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Rick Springfield gets a four-episode guest starring arc this season. It's bound to be pretty hardcore.
Quick notes on last week's watching:
With the amount of TV I watch, I can't afford DVR space to record HighDef television, but I knew I had to figure out a way to see Ken Burns' National Parks: America's Best Idea mini-series in HD. Through some hardcore TV watching/DVR deleting, I was able to get the space needed. It was worth it. I'm only half-way through the 12 hours, but it has been amazing to see in HD-- especially the first ep dealing with Yellowtone and Yosemite. I just wish PBS would have aired 2 hrs/week; that 12 hrs/6 days was a killer. I think BestBuy is going to sell the BluRay set for about $90 this week. I'm not sure it's worth that price (which is pretty cheap on a per-hour basis), but is was beautiful (and informative).
Accidentally on Purpose got deleted from my DVR schedule after I watched the second ep. Don't have time to see if it actually gets funny. What a turd.
My Glee love is starting to get just a small tarnish. Two parts on last week's ep disappointed me as being too unbelievable, but I kept reminding myself that the story is what matters-- and some of the unbelievable bits are there to serve the story. It's still great TV.
I held out way longer than I should have, but 'Til Death also got the DVR boot. Mercy is on its way; just want to watch the second ep to be sure. I may not even get to The Good Wife or The Forgotten before I purge the DVR of them.
The Middle (ABC; Wed, 7:30 pm CST) was pretty good. Hank (ABC; Wed, 7 pm CST) not so much. Flashforward's (ABC; Thurs, 7:00 pm CST) pilot was great; haven't gotten to ep 2 yet. Community's (NBC; Thurs, now at 7:00 pm) second ep was just as good as its first.
And I'm trying to catch up with last year's Californication, but I ran into a roadblock after the first ep. Hank gets a vasectomy, but wears jeans after the procedure and then goes to a party that night. For real? I was in a coma most of the first day and stuck on a chair the next two days with frozen peas on my junk. I don't expect lots of reality on my shows (especially that one), but that was a bit much.
Okay, here's this week's notables:
Monday, 10/5
Sherri; Lifetime. 6 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Sherri Shepherd stars in a comedy loosely based on her life (maybe her character will take a walk to see the edge of the world).
Rita Rocks; Lifetime. 6:30 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
The Mo'Nique Show; BET. 10 pm. Series Premiere.
The comedian gets her own talk show.
Tuesday, 10/6
Kings Ransom; ESPN. 7 pm. Special
For its 30th birthday, ESPN enlisted some famous directors to make a documentary about a major sports event from the past 30 years. Peter Berg gets the first doc, and he chose to focus on the L.A. Kings trade that "stole" Wayne Gretzkey from Edmonton.
Scare Tactics; Syfy. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Parking Wars; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Now in Detroit Rock City.
Wednesday, 10/7
Mythbusters; Discovery. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
South Park; Comedy Central. 9:00 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Let's all cross our fingers that the shows gets funny and satirical again after the last two, weak seasons.
Secret Girlfriend; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The main character is portrayed through the camera lense (kinda like a first-person shooter game; making the viewer the main character. I've read two things about it, and they both said the show is pretty bad. (got 1 out of 10 in TV Guide and a D in Entertainment Weekly).
Thursday, 10/8
This Old House; PBS. 7 pm. 30th Season Premiere.
Pam and Jim get married in a special hour-long episode of The Office (NBC; 8 pm).
Leonard Nimoy returns as a guest star on Fringe (FOX; 8 pm).
Friday, 10/9
Ugly Betty; ABC. 7 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
First it gets premiered a week or two later than the other shows, and then its now on Fridays... Owch.
Dog Whisperer; National Geographic. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Wizards of Waverly Place; Disney Channel. 7 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Not that you'd know there hasn't been anything new in a while the way Disney has been pimping Selena Gomez...
Saturday, 10/10
Wanday Sykes: I'ma Be Me; HBO. 9 pm. Special.
Sunday, 10/11
Army Wives (Lifetime; 9 pm) Season Finale.
Californication; Showtime. 9 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Rick Springfield gets a four-episode guest starring arc this season. It's bound to be pretty hardcore.
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