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Twilight Bad Lip Reading

Television Premieres and Notables: December 17-23, 2012

Monday, 12/17

Gossip Girl (Th CW; 7 pm CST). Series Finale.

1600 Penn; NBC. 8:30 pm CST. Series Premiere/ Sneak Peek.
Bill Pullman stars as the President of the U.S. in this new comedy.


Tuesday, 12/18

The Voice (NBC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Mankind: The Story of Us (History; 8 pm CST). Series Finale.


Wednesday, 12/19

Invention USA (History; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Stranger Than Nature: Flying Reindeer (National Geographic; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Cheer Perfection; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A new show that follows an Arkansas cheerleading team.


Thursday, 12/20

I've been having a tough time finding confirmation, but the rumor is that tonight is Attack of the Show's (G4; 6 pm CST) final live episode (but G4, in yet another f-u to the show, is going to air sporadic "best of" episodes the next 6 weeks with the [pre-taped] series finale at the end of January).
Let me say it again: Fuuuck Youuuu, G4!
Anyway, since the cancellation is going to happen, I'm looking forward to seeing what's going to happen.  Matt Mira has been hilariously bashing the cancellation of the show the past few weeks, and two weeks ago, Eric Andre dropped his pants (even the boxers he wore with a swing-swang printed on them)-- and the next night, T.J. Miller went one better by dropping his pants and molesting the Christmas Tree on the set (it's all much funnier than it sounds). 
Yeah, I'm guessing the Standards and Practices guy will get a "bleep button" workout tonight...

The X Factor (Fox; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.

Burn Notice (USA; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

The League (FX; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.


Sunday, 12/21

Food Network's Next Iron Chef (Food Network-- duh; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

A little long-- but it's kind of a big deal...

What not to jump on a bike

7th Heaven Marijuana Crisis

Inception score makes everything seem much bigger...

Walking Dead Kill Count So Far

Insanely detailed and graphical history of on-screen zombie kills in the 2-1/2 seasons of The Walking Dead so far.  Minor spoilers (namely main characters who became zombies and had to be dispatched-- as well as who's still alive after the first 27 episodes).


http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/05/graphic-stopping-the-dead-a-statistical-look-back-at-the-walking-dead-series-so-far/

Kessel Run

Pug Destroyer

Red Bull astronaut fail

Television Premieres and Notables: December 10-16, 2012

Monday, 12/10

Syfy's 20th Anniversary Special; Syfy. 8 pm CST. Special.
Syfy celebrates its 20 years of existence.


Tuesday, 12/11

Storage Wars Nw York; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Wednesday, 12/12

Amish Mafia; Discovery. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Thursday, 12/13

Impractical Jokers; truTV. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.


Friday, 12/14

Winter in Portlandia; IFC. 9:30 pm CST. Special.


Sunday, 12/16

Survivor: Phillippines (CBS; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.

Royal Pains: Off Season Greetings; USA. 8 pm CST. Special.
Just because a show usually airs in the summer doesn't mean it can't have a Holiday Special...

Dexter (Showtime. 8 pm CST.) Season Finale.

Homeland (Showtime. 9 pm CST.) Season Finale.

Darth L. Jackson

Rachel Bloom-- "F*** Me, Ray Bradbury

More vulgar than "You Can Touch My Boobies", but I gotta say: it's a catchy tune.

Haunted Toaster

This gem came from the Today Show circa 1984: Love Bryant Gumble; dude can burst a bubble like no other.

TV Premieres and Notables: December 3-9, 2012

And let the Holiday season begin (yes, friends, some series are airing their Christmas-time episodes already this week)...

Monday, 12/3

Bones airs its 150th episode tonight (Fox; 7 pm CST).

90210 airs its 100th episode tonight (CW; 7 pm CST).

Hotel Impossible; Travel Channel. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.


Tuesday, 12/4

You may love her; you may hate her-- but a friend of mine loves her, so a heads-up to him by mentioning that Olivia Munn begins a three-episode arc tonight on The New Girl (Fox; 8 pm CST).

Sons of Anarchy (FX; 9 pmCST).  Season Finale.

In the Bedroom With Dr. Laura Berman; OWN. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Wednesday, 12/5

Ghost Hunters (Syfy; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.


Thursday, 12/6

Panic 9-1-1; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.



Friday, 12/7

Restless; Sundance Channel. 8 pm CST. Mini-series Premiere.

Funny or Die's Billy on the Street; Fuse. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Sunday, 12/9

The Amazing Race (CBS; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.

Rachel Bloom-- "You Can Touch My Boobies"

bantha pug

How not to unclog a toilet

Skater Fail

John McPenguin

Dragon Baby

Gotham High

Cat plays the theremin

TV Premieres and Notables: November 26-December 2, 2012

Monday, 11/26

RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race (Logo; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Next Great Baker; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Revolution (NBC; 9 pm CST). Mid-season Finale.


Tuesday, 11/27

Dancing With the Stars (ABC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Rizzoli & Isles; TNT. 8 pm CST.  Mid-season Return.


Wednesday, 11/28

The Hour; BBC America.  8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Hot in Cleveland; TV Land. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Love You, Mean It With Whitney Cummings; E!. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Sunday, 12/2

Boardwalk Empire; HBO. 8 pm CST. Season Finale.

The Walking Dead (AMC; 8 pm CST). Mid-season Finale.
Seven absolutely insane episodes in this season already, and they probably won't even come close to this one. 
The prison group and the Woodbury group finally run into each other with the highest stakes we've seen so far.  Merle and Daryl, Glenn & Maggie, Rick vs. The Governor.
And, if the rumors are true, we'll get a new character-- played by Chad Coleman-- before the long wait for the back-half of the season.
And comic fans should be pleased...
I'm pleased because freakin' Cutty (from The Wire)'s comin'!

Concussion of the bulls

Teased Girl Gets Revenge

AOTS: Matt Mira's (2012) Black Friday Deals

Truly one of the funniest bits I've ever seen on this show. 100% Pure Awesome. And fuck you again to G4 for cancelling Attack of the Show. I hope to see more of this as the end draws ever nearer for AOTS. Where else are you going to see blatant genitalia being drawn onscreen to show great deals?

Iron Man 3 trailer vs. Sweded trailer side-by-side

Genius!

West Side Saber

I am posting these while I can. Never know when Disney's gonna pull the plug. [Mild spoiler for West Side Story...]

This kid's a goal-tending beast...

Opening a parachute in high winds