Snoop Dogg Takes Over Prime Time

100% pure awesome:

Took the Viagra; Forgot the Red Bull

Typical male...

Maybe McDonalds Should Just Serve McNuggets At 6 AM...

A little backstory: Post-New Years drunk chick + Hankerin' for McNuggets - McDonalds Breakfast Menu (no McNuggets) = not happy drunk chick.

This is from a security camera, so no audio...
Love the end. Just gives the next car their food; broken window and all...

Exciting, no? How about when adding dramatic music, courtesy of G4's Attack of the Show:

Premieres and Notables; August 23-29, 2010

Tuesday, 8/24

HawthoRNe (TNT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Growing Up Twisted (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Didn't this premiere just a couple of weeks ago?

Memphis Beat (TNT; 9 pm CST. Season Finale.


Wednesday, 8/25

Ghost Hunters; Syfy. 8 pm CST. Mid-season return.

She's Got the Look; TV Land. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? ID.  9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I have no idea what it's about-- or even what network it's on. "ID"?


Thursday, 8/26

Burn Notice (USA; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Royal Pains (USA; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Family Style; Food Network. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A brother and sister run a San Diego restaurant.


Friday, 8/27

Chefs vs. City (Food Network; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Sunday, 8/29

The 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards; NBC. 7 pm CST. Special.
I bring myself to watch these shows.  The system's messed up.
I'll watch the highlights-- and the odd great speech-- on YouTube.
Of course, if you're a sucker for this kind of thing, there are plenty of preshow stuff happening on TV Guide Channel and E!

Drop Dead Diva (Lifetime; 8 & 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Amazing Wedding Cakes; WE TV. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Some people just love to be on TV

Even if it's just a local program... And it's your sister who's getting arrested...

Guy Dances Into Traffic

Wait... I meant: Dumbass Dances Into Traffic. And the concerned friend says, "Oh shit."

Rail Grind Dare

Okay, the fail is pretty harsh-- but my favorite part is the kid talkin' shit before the attempt...

Yet Another Video Game Adaptation

It's been decades since I've played... But they hit it on the head. (LOVE the names. What Tween wouldn't use a name like "Poopface" on a computer game?)

Dumb + ass + bottle rocket

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
Firework Explodes Ass - Watch more Funny Videos

Little Girl Destroyed by Soccer Ball

Sorry, but this cracked me up...

How to dismantle a washing machine the easy way

Techno Dog Raves His Face Off

They tried to take his DS. He wasn't having that...

Premieres and Notables; August 16-22, 2010

Monday, 8/16

Baggage; GSN. 5:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Lie to Me's (FOX; 8 pm) exec producer Shawn Ryan pulls together a half-dozen cast members from his break-out hit The Shield to guest star in this episode.

Hardcore Pawn; TruTV. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This reality show follows a Detroit pawnshop.
Just what the world needed: another pawn store show.

Weeds; Showtime.  9 pm CST. 6th Season Premiere.
The Botwins and their extended family are on the road/run again after last season's finale.
Hopefully they'll leave the Mexican border-- and the storylines that came with it-- far, far behind...

The Big C; Showtime. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Laura Linney stars in this comedy (yes, comedy) about a woman who decides to live life to the fullest after she's diagnosed with cancer.


Tuesday, 8/17

Melissa and Joey; ABC Family.  7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Melissa Joan Hart stars as a politician who needs help raising her niece and nephew, so she takes on Joey Lawrence as her "manny". 

Big Lake; Comedy Central. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This Will Farrell and Adam Mckay-produced comedy stars Chris Gethard as a failed financial expert who has to move back in with his parents. To make matters worse, his parents aren't happy with him after he lost their nest egg in bad investments.  The show costars Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell.


Wednesday, 8/16

Ghost Hunters International (Syfy; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Hot in Cleveland (TV Land; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

She's Got the Look; TV Land. 9:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Thursday, 8/19

Extereme Cuisine With Jeff Corwin; Food. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

You're Wearing That?!? WE. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Mothers and daughters rip on each other's clothes-- and then get makeovers.


Friday, 8/20

The Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town; IFC. 9 pm CST. Mini-Series Premiere.



Sunday, 8/22

Delocated! [adult swim]/Cartoon Network. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
New season brings new format: 30-minute episodes.

Childrens Hospital; [adult swim]/Cartoon Network. 9:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Now that all of the original webisodes have aired, the show moves to the [adult swim] 15-minute episode format.
This show is insane, but recommended.  It blasts every medical drama convention you can think of in incredibly bizarre ways.
And there are many, many familiar faces on screen, so that's also a lot of the fun.

Darth Schwarzenegger

One of the most brilliant things I've ever seen on the web.

Carrie Takes Suggestions From the Twitter Wall

With Olivia Munn away to work on her NBC comedy as well as The Daily Show, Kevin ("Luckiest Man Alive") Pereira has had a number of smokin' hot guest hosts to work with.

My favorite is still Alison Haislip-- but I HAVE to say Carrie Keagan has made a very impressive jump up the chain of my favorite guests with the drool-worthy dress she sports in this clip, as well as her willingness to take suggestions from the Twitter Wall.

Playground Parkour Fail

Shake it off.

World's Strongest Redneck Trims His Hedges

The best part of this whole thing? The discharge chute is facing him.

The Crime Rate in Sweden Must be Low

This is his... Well, let him tell you.