This is funnier than the whole 2012 season of HIMYM...

Television Premieres and Notables: July 22-28, 2013

Monday, 7/22

Breaking Pointe; The CW. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Supermarket Superstar; Lifetime. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Tuesday, 7/23

The Vineyard; ABC Family. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Web Therapy; Showtime. 10 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Wednesday, 7/24

Spell-Mageddon; ABC Family. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Top Chef Masters; Bravo. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Joe Rogan Questions Everything; Syfy. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Thursday, 7/25

Childrens Hospital; [adult swim]/Cartoon Network. 11 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Saturday, 7/27

America's Cutest Dog; Animal Planet. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Sunday, 7/28

Unforgettable; CBS. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Television Premieres and Notables: July 15-21, 2013

Tuesday, 7/16

Whose Line is it Anyway? The CW. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere/Series Return.
Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are back-- and Aisha Tyler replaces Drew Carey as host.

Covert Affairs; USA. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.

Suits; USA. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Thursday, 7/18

Project Runway; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Showville (AMC; 9 pm CST). Series Finale.

The slice we deserve...

Television Premieres andf Notables: July 8-14, 2013

Monday, 7/8

Get Out Alive With Bear Grylis; NBC. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Warehouse 13 (Syfy; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Tuesday, 7/9

Betty White's Off Their Rockers (NBC; 7:30 pm CST). Season Finale.

Drunk History; Comedy Central. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Based on the YouTube series where comics act out historical conversations given by drunk people.


Wednesday, 7/10

Moone Boy; Hulu. sometime today. Series Premiere.
A ten-year-old in Ireland manages his days with the help of his imaginary friend (played by co writer Chris O'Dowd).

The Bridge; FX.  9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Diane Kruger and Demian Bichir star as detectives investigating a dead body found on a bridge between the U.S. and Mexico.

Camp; NBC. 9:01 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Thursday, 7/11

Orange is the New Black; Netflix. today. Series Premiere.


Hollywood Game Night; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Saturday, 7/13

Being Human; BBC America. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Bounty Hunters; CMT. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry the Cable Guy voice the title characters in this animated series.


Sunday, 7/14

The Newsroom; HBO. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Jesus-- I'm stayin' away from Facebook

Happy Birthday, America