My Christmas Present For The Boys Out There

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Sorry, Ladies. I didn't look very hard for one for you. :(

My Christmas Present for the Girls Out There

Wizards in Winter in Lights

51 seconds in, my 5-year-old yells out "Chickenfoot".

I couldn't have been more proud.

Yes, it's a Trans-Siberian Orchestra song.
He was commenting on the lights...
Look closely...

Yikes! The Secret is Out

Mom is Santa!

Remember not to do this tonight

Too much repetition in the video, but the song is classic.

South Park: The Spirit of Christmas

I haven't watched this in years. Pretty funny-- if profanity-laden. And if you don't have any humor at all about Jesus Christ, you may want to pass (although the "reason for the season"-- or, at least, what "they'll" have you believe-- is pretty well spelled out by the end).

Take a look at the early version of South Park; the short that got the show green-lit by Comedy Central:

What NOT to Buy Your Wife...

Mad TV's Terminator 3 (w/Jesus)

Obviously, this aired before the third Terminator flick.
Looks like it would have been a superior film.

Romantic Sleigh Ride Turns Bad

Some are tough to read but you can get the gist...

Premieres and Notables; December 21-27, 2009

Monday, 12/21

The Sing Off (NBC; 7 pm CST)  Season Finale

The Closer (TNT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.


Wednesday, 12/23

I've talked up Glee before, and today FOX is airing two of the best eps of the season.  At 7 pm CST, they air the episode where Kurt attempts to join the football team (highlighted wonderfully by Mike O'Malley's role as Kurt's father) and at 8 pm, the episode that guest-starred Kristen Chenowith airs.

Glee has a number of imperfections, but when it hits the a nice, emotional, element, it's the best show on TV.  Both of these episodes hit that emotional element.  When Kurt told his dad he was gay, I have to say I did not expect the reaction his father gave back.  Surprising, and extremely well written as well as acted.


Thursday, 12/24

NBC airs It's a Wonderful Life at 7 pm.  Sure, it's a little hokey-- but, c'mon, it can still bring a tear to your eye.  And even if you're a cold-hearted bastard, you have to admire Jimmy Stewart's work.  It sure was a different time then.  There is only one actor who might be able to pull off that role now... George Clooney.


Friday, 12/25

TBS runs its annual 24-hr A Christmas Story marathon, beginning at 5 am CST.
I just watched the film a week ago (after a few years), and it just gets more brilliant as I get older.


Saturday, 12/26

5 Ingredient Fix; Food Network.  11:30 am CST. Season Premiere.


Sunday, 12/27

Brothers (FOX; 6:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
"Season Finale"...  Yeah, right. 
Hey, when Joe Buck has the stones to rip on the show on his HBO series-- mere feet from Brothers star Michael Strahan-- and Strahan doesn't kick his ass, I think the writing is on the wall. 
This will be the series finale.

Wrangler Unveils New Line

Got this from my video clip guru, Allan.  Usually there's no link to embed the vids he sends me.

But this time, there was.

Fast Food Duel of the Fates

I'll admit, it's kinda stupid. But I liked the last lines by each character.

Star Wars in 30

All you need to know is contained here:

Premieres and Notables; Dec. 14-20, 2009

Monday, 12/14

The Vampire Diaries; The CW. 7-9 pm CST. Marathon.
In a cool move I'd like to see other networks do, The CW is airing the first half of the season Monday to Friday this week.

The Sing-Off; NBC.  7 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
This daily series (Mon-Wed this week) touts it takes the singing in Glee and mixes it with the competition of

American Idol right in the commercial.
I guess NBC hasn't been able to score on its own, so it may as well rip-off the best...

Bank of Hollywood; E!. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Average blokes beg a panel of L.A. moneybags (like Candy Spelling) to finance their dreams.


Tuesday, 12/15

E2: Design (Sundance; 7 pm). Season Finale.

Paranormal State; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Funniest Commercials of the Year 2009; TBS. 9 pm CST. Special.
Usually a pretty good hour of TV-- especially since I watch my TV on DVR, DVD, or tape and FastForward through commercials.


Wednesday, 12/16

So You Think You Can Dance (FOX; 7 pm)  Season Finale.

Man vs. Food (Travel; 9 pm). Season Finale.

Nip/Tuck (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Thursday, 12/17

SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas; NBC. 7 pm. Special.
Normally I wouldn't mention an SNL special (as the show has been crap for years), but these clip shows tend to be okay.


Friday, 12/18

Love the Beast; SPEED. 7 pm. Special.
Eric Bana directs this documentary about his 1974 XB Coupe.

Crash (Starz; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Saturday, 12/19

WWE Tribute to the Troops; NBC, 8 pm CST. Special.

Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars; BBC America.  8 pm CST. Special.
The countdown to David Tennant's departure of the series ticks one episode closer...


Sunday, 12/20

Survivor (CBS; 7 pm). Season Finale.

Sesamefield

Now I'm bringing in Sesame Street for further destroy Muppetdom.

Pulp Muppets

It's a complete shame I'm posting this when there's perfectly good real Muppet stuff to post...

The Muppets Go Down to Jamaica

Now completely ruining the Muppets with this parody...

Muppets Went Down to Georgia

Continuing the Muppet theme...

Bohemian Muppets

I'm not sure what the deal is with The Muppets anymore. 
Are they maing a comeback or not?

Possibly, with this new clip from The Muppet Studio.