Saturday, April 24, 2010

Premieres and Notables; April 26-May 2, 2010

Monday, 4/26

RuPaul's Drag Race (LOGO; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Diners, Drive-ins and Dives; Food Network. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Runaway Squad (A&E; 10 pm CST). Season Finale.


Tuesday, 4/27

Kristin Chenowith returns to Glee (FOX; 8 pm CST). Her appearance on the show last Fall was a highlight of the first half of the season, so I expect much of the same here.


Wednesday, 4/28

Great Performances: Hamlet; PBS. 7 pm CST (check local listings). Movie.
Patrick Stewart as King Claudius and David Tennant as Hamlet...?  In a modern-take of the classic Shakespeare play?
I have a feeling that "great performances" is an apt title for this one.

Fred Willard guest-stars as Phil's dad on Modern Family (ABC; 8 pm CST)-- and I think that explains a lot about Phil.  Should be fun to watch Willard and Ty Burrell on the same screen again.

Sunset Daze; WE. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Denizens of a Arizona retirement community hit the bars and clubs.
Wow... Don't need to see that...

Happy Town; ABC. 9:01 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Kidnappings in a small, Minnesota town has everyone on edge.
It's been likened to Twin Peaks-- and I haven't heard much good about it.

Ugly Americans (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.


Friday, 4/30

Who Do You Think You Are? (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Cartoon Network; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Young Boba (and friends Aurra Sing and Bossk) haven't given up on killing Mace-- even after last week's failure.

The Life and Times of Tim (HBO; 8:30 pm). Season Finale.


Sunday, 5/2

Cold Case (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

"Enter Sandman" Like You've Never Heard It Before

Now that's some smooth jazz...

Friday, April 23, 2010

Best School Play EVER

Friday Fail: Bike + Treadmill

Looks like it may have been planned-- but had to hurt nonetheless...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Table Break Fail

Day-AAAM!!  That's gotta sting.





BatKid

Love it.


Trailer Park Boys: Rickyisms

The show itself can be a little slow, but this clip squeezes some great lines into a nice, short package of goodness.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Old Spice Power Commercials

Who knew Julius (from Everybody Hates Chris) was ripped like that?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Premieres and Notables; April 19-25, 2010

Monday, 4/19

Baggage; GSN.  6:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Jerry Springer hosts this dating game where contestants reveal their "baggage" to their possible dates.

Whoops! TV Guide fooled me last week with this premiere.
But it looks like this week is the premiere of Alyssa Milano's Romantically Challenged (ABC; 9:32 pm).

Dhani Tackles the Globe; Travel Channel. 10 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Damages (FX; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Tuesday, 4/20

Light up a fatty and head over to G4, which airs Dazed and Confused at 2 pm and Half Baked at 4 pm. Then at 6 pm, Attack of the Show airs a new episode, and considering Kevin has made numerous references to smoking weed, I'm sure something will be mentioned about this informal stoner holiday.  After AOTS, take a nap-- or rewatch Dazed and Baked -- before comedian Doug Benson's documentary Super High Me airs at 11 pm.

The Lazy Environmentalist; Sundance. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Glee (FOX; 8 pm) airs an episode that incorporates the music of Madonna thoughout the hour.  I don't have the love for Madge that many do-- but I do love this show. 

Deadliest Warrior; Spike. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Wednesday, 4/21

Accidentally on Purpose (CBS; 7:30 pm CST). Season Finale.

The Locator (WE; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Tacky House; The Style Network. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Queer Eye's Thom Filicia works on homes that made poor decor choices.
[Yes, I know the homes didn't make the choices. I'm trying to be funny.]


Thursday, 4/22

Project Runway (Lifetime; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Ace of Cakes (Food Network; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Friday, 4/23

Generator Rex; Cartoon Network. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The creators of Ben 10 bring us a show about a teen who can manipulate his body into machines or weapons.

Boba Fett arrives to get his revenge on Mace Windu on Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Cartoon Network; 8 pm CST).  What's a kid gonna do against a Jedi Master? Probably not a whole lot-- but Boba does invite friends like Bossk and the bald, albino bounty hunter chick with an attenna from Episode I whose name I can't remember right now along for the fun.

Party Down; Starz. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Gravity; Starz. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A dramedy about a suicide support group.  (or maybe I should have phrased as: "a group of suicidal people who support each others recovery".)


Sunday, 4/25

America: The Story of Us; History. 8 pm CST. Mini-series
I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I'm sure it'll be cool.

Bicycle Stunts

I believe the guy's name is Ryan Leech.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Friday Fail: Desk Backflip

Dude got NO height...

Damn...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

AOTS: Munn & Duke go Hot tubbing



They actually hosted the entire show in the hot tub. Great stuff.

And the best part? When Clark says he wants to dip his balls in it.  You cannot go wrong with a line from The State.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Tuesday Trailer: Jack's Films Leaks New Twilight Trailer

Obviously, it's not real-- but it's funny...



"Da-Ko-Tah Fanning."