And the Asshole of the Year is...

Boxing Kangaroo Makes Woman His Bitch

Not sure it's legal-- but I like the technique.

The Empire's Newest Weapon

Board Break Fail

Got...
Damn...

100 Greatest Movie Insults

Willy Wonka WTF

I guess there's a whole "WTF bomb" "genre" of parodies out there.

Here's the one I thought was the funniest (of the dozen I've seen so far):

Premieres and Notables; July 19-25, 2010

Monday, 7/19

Degrassi: The Next Generation; TeenNick.  8 pm CST. 10th Season Premiere.

RuPaul's Drag U; Logo. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

True Beauty (ABC; 9:02 pm CST) Series Finale.


Tuesday, 7/20

Losing It With Jillian (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.


Wednesday, 7/21

Super Pooches; TLC. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This reality series follows dogs who compete in the Best In Show circuit.
Really...

Confessions: Animal Hoarding; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A series that looks at people who accumulate a few too many pets.
Like the guy who has 30 cats living with him.
Yep. This is now a show.

Intersections; Speed. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A show that looks at things like how an F/A-18 Fighter and a dragster can go so fast.
Yep.  Really.

24 Hour Restaurant Battle; Food Network.  9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
As listed by TV Guide (I just can't write this crap):
"Competing couples have just one day to open their dream eateries in hopes of winning over hard-to-please chef-restaurateur Scott Conant."
A whole day...?  Geez-- some restaurants can't get their menus together in a day.
I'm sure the end result will be brilliant; absolutely the place I'd want to go eat.
Gimme a break.


Thursday, 7/22

Battle of the Supercars; Speed. 9 pm CST. Series premiere.
Two drivers race supercars (like a Ferrari and a Porsche in the premiere) to see which is the best.


Friday, 7/23

The Pillars of the Earth; Starz. 9 pm CST. Mini-series.
A 6-Friday/8-hour adaptation of the Ken Follett book.


Saturday, 7/24

Doctor Who (BBC America; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
The Doctor Who season finales usually are balls-out adventures.  It's worth checking out.
"But I haven't seen any other episodes."
Hmmm...  What if I told you that the entire 5th Season (the first for 11th Doctor Matt Smith) airs just before this ep?  That's right, at 8 am this morning, BBC America reruns the whole season that leads to this season finale.
I'll admit, Smith's Doctor comes off a little goofy at first, but the end of that first episode has one of my all-time favorite scenes near the end: when The Doctor faces down an alien fleet and tells them Earth is protected by him, so they had better run. 
He may be goofy, but he's also a bad-ass.
(And human companion Amy Pond is cute and sexy and spunky, which is always fun to watch.)

Being Human; BBC America. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.


Sunday, 7/25

I Survived... Bio. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

My Boys; TBS. 9 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Ahhh... It's finally summer with this show on the schedule.
Not great, not gut-busting; but a lot of fun.

Mad Men; AMC. 9 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.

Jedi Ninja Cat

Arsonist Fail

Ha Ha.
Irony's a bitch.

Strut That Ass

Okay-- I have NO idea what he's goin' on about...
...But you've gotta admit: he's got style.

Ladder Climb

Jackass...

Cardboard Wars

Cat Lassie

Yoda's Tom Tom Recording Session

Premieres and Notables; July 12-18, 2010

Monday, 7/12

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated; Cartoon Network. 6 pm CST. Series Premiere
A reboot of Scooby-Doo. (And, no, I don't know why they need an exclamation point in the title...)

Kid in a Candy Store; Food. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A show that looks at the country's sweetest treats.

The Closer; TNT/ 8 pm CST. 6th Season Premiere.

Rizzoli & Isles; TNT. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Sasha Alexander and Angie Harmon star in this adaptation of the Tess Gerritsen mystery novels.


Tuesday, 7/13

White Collar; USA. 8 pm CST. 2nds Season Premiere.

World's Wackiest Game Shows; Travel Channel.  9 and 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The title pretty much describes it.

Covert Affairs; USA. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Piper Paraboo stars in this CIA agent show mostly described as Alias-lite.


Wednesday, 7/14

Ghost Hunters International; Syfy. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Psych; USA. 9 pm CST. 5th Season Premiere.

Chasing Mummies; History.  9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A series following archaeologist Zahi Hawass as he travels Egypt and gets his Indiana Jones on.

Pros vs. Joes. Spike. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Thursday, 7/15

Mary Knows Best; Syfy.  8 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
A six-part reality series about a divorced housewife with psychic gifts. Her kids are: a paranormal investigator, a skeptical journalist, and a daughter who has-- but doesn't accept-- "the gift" she shares with her mother.
C'mon, Hollywood couldn't even dream this shit up...

NICU; Discovery Health. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A docuseries about infants born with big-time medical issues.


Friday, 7/16

DC Cupcakes; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Two sisters quit their jobs to start a bakery that specializes in cupcakes.


Saturday, 7/17

Celebrity Ghost Stories; Bio. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

My Ghost Story; Bio.  9 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
Celebs can't have all the fun... Here's a new show about real people and their ghost stories.

Old Spice Guy Asks Questions

These commercials rule..

Eve Needed... A Sassy Gay Friend

Oh, how the world would have been different...

Bike + Roof + Lever & Fulcrum + Nutshot

Wow...
Just...wow

Conan: The Musical

Not bad...

Fax of Life

Beautiful in the ugliness of the puns...