Saturday, April 16, 2011

One Thing You Never Put in a Trap...

One of the Eleventh Doctor's bad-ass lines..



One week until the Sixth Series premiere...

Premieres and Notables: April 18-24, 2011

Monday, 4/18

Cougartown returns from its hiatus tonight (ABC; 8:31 pm CST) before settling back in its usual Wed @8:30 timeslot.


Tuesday, 4/19

Parenthood (NBC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Dresscue Me; Planet Green. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A designer takes her clients vintage-clothes shopping.


Thursday, 4/21

Community (NBC; 7 pm CST) has a clip show.  Except the clips are not from old episodes.
Don't think too hard about it. This show has proven it take take an unlikely subject/style and knock it out of the park.  Just enjoy the ride.

Archer (FX; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
This season was too short.


Friday, 4/22

Ice Pilots; National Geographic. 9 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
A family of pilots transport people and things to remote areas of Canada.


Saturday, 4/23

Doctor Who; BBC America.  8 pm CST. 6th Series Premiere.
I enjoy this show, but I'm a bit surprised by just how excited I am for this new season.

I really dig Matt Smith's turn as The Doctor.  Goofy, funny, but with an attitude that I would normally consider "bad ass" if he wasn't so likable.  One of my favorite examples of this is when he simply said to a young boy who asked if he was afraid of monsters: "No. They're afraid of me."

Series Six ("Season Six" for us Americans) opens with an ambitious 2-parter not only set in America, but (for the first time for the series) filmed in America as he travels to 1969 to help Nixon turn back aliens who are hypnotizing the world's populace. 


Sunday, 4/24

Treme; HBO. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
I'm embarrassed to say I haven't watched the first season yet, but I've heard very good things.

After Lately (E!; 10:30 pm CST).  Season Finale.
The first season goes out with a bang with Tori Spelling, Dr. Drew, and Justin Beiber (who has had some great interviews with Chelsea) all showing up.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Friday (Brock's dub)

I'm not really about trying to further humiliate this poor girl.  I mean, I haven't even seen the original (other than a couple seconds-worth of snippets on shows like The Soup).

But I thought this was pretty funny.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Tolerance for our times

Smut Cave used its 40th episode "anniversary" to give us a song about acceptance.

Take it to heart as ebony and ivory can mean sexual synchronicity.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Doctor Who Series 6 Trailer


Oh... Hell... Yes...

Ten more days...

Monday, April 11, 2011

Star Trek Acid Drive

I don't know what to say. Weird and... slightly cool.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Premieres and Notables; April 11-17, 2011

Monday, 4/11

Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza; GSN. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Paranormal State; A&E. 9:00 & 9:30 pm CST.  Season Premiere.


Tuesday, 4/12

Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution; ABC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Deadliest Catch; Discovery. 8 pm CST. 7th Season Premiere.

Braxton Family Values; WE TV. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Follows singer Toni Braxton and her relationships with her younger sisters and mother.

Sinbad: It's Just Family; WE TV. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
If you ever wondered what the real Sinbad is like, here's your chance to find out.

Sports Show With Norm McDonald; Comedy Central.  9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Wednesday, 4/13

Happy Endings; ABC. 8:31 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
A man is left at the alter, and the mutual friends of him and his former fiance try to remain friends with both.


Thursday, 4/14

The Paul Reiser Show; NBC.  7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Paul Reiser plays "himself" in this series that hasn't gotten much good press...

Will Ferrell starts his four episode stint on The Office (NBC; 8 pm CST) as Michael's replacement.  And Dwight's not happy about it...


Friday, 4/15

Friday Night Lights; NBC. 7 pm CST. 5th Season Premiere (non-DirecTV)
Now those with us who don't have DirecTV can see how it all ends.

American Restoration; History. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Rick Dale and his crew at Rick's Restoration restore old treasures to their original states.

The Whitest Kids U' Know; IFC. 9:30 pm CST. 5th Season Premiere.
The final season begins here.


Sunday, 4/17

Game of Thrones; HBO. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
George R. R. Martin's books get the HBO treatment.  I can't say I really understand what it's all about (power struggles, kingdoms, castles, epic battles), but there's big-time excitement for this out there. Worth checking out.

Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe; USA. 8 pm CST. Special.
A prequel movie that shows how Bruce Campbell's character got to be where he was in life when the series started.

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Bulldogs NCAA Champs!

Wanted to be one of the first to congratulate the University of Minnesota- Duluth Bulldogs Men's Ice Hockey team for bringing the NCAA Division I Championship to Duluth-- finally.

First-ever such championship for this team.  My longest-loved team finally reached the top!

I may live in Wisconsin now-- but I'm proud to say I'm still a Duluth boy at heart.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Spider-Man Smacka Smacka Smacka

Try hearing this tune without thinking of this ever again:

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Premieres and Notables; April 4-10, 2011

Monday, 4/4

Take a Seat: Sharing a Ride Across America; Universal Sports. 7 & 7:30 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
Filmmaker Dominic Gill rides a tandem bike across the country with people with physical disabilities.

Kidnapped by the Kids; OWN. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Parents who work too much spend time with their families.

Relapse; A&E. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I guess we can see what happens to some people after Intervention (made by the same producers).

Harry's Law (NBC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Tough Enough; USA. 10:05 pm CST. Season Premiere.
After a few year (a decade?) hiatus, the WWE brings back its reality competition.
This time, they're trained by Stone Cold Steve Austin.


Tuesday, 4/5

Lights Out (FX; 9 pm CST). Series Finale.
Yep: series finale...

Addicted to Food; OWN. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The title should clue you in...

Auction Hunter; Spike. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Wednesday, 4/6

Extreme Couponing; TLC.  8 & 8:30 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
I'd watch this because I've saved shitloads of money on DVDs using coupons, but because they didn't call it "X-Treme", I just don't think the show is extreme enough...

Lizzy Caplan guest stars on Mr. Sunshine (ABC; 8:31 pm), so I guess I'll give the show yet one more week before I delete it from the season pass on the DVR...

Breaking In; Fox. 8:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Slater goes the comedy route since his last two dramas bombed.  I've been reading that it's actually a great fit.
And the show also stars Bret Harrison (Grounded For Life, The Loop, and Reaper), so I'm in.

Off The Map (ABC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings; Oxygen. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I don't know what's worse: Spelling as an actress-- or Spelling as a constant reality "star" who writes on the side--- and has to work the "Tori" into any freakin' word that it almost works in.
(If you didn't understand the last part: check the title of this show again; I didn't mistype.)

Workaholics; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.

Top Chef Masters; Bravo. 10 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Thursday, 4/7

Secret Diary of a Call Girl; Showtime. 9:30 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
The final season begins here...

Gigalos; Showtime. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Friday, 4/8

Who Do You think You Are? (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.

The Singing Bee; CMT. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

CMT's Next Superstar; CMT.  8 pm CST. Series Premiere.


Saturday, 4/9

Oddities; Science Channel. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.


Sunday, 4/10

The Judds; OWN. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Yet one more reality show...

River Monsters; Animal Planet. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco

One of the sickest, most vulgar things I've ever watched.

And I couldn't stop laughing.

If you have the stomach, give it a try. It's well beyond R-rated, though. Just a warning.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Old Man Takes It to Bully

In Soviet Union, old man beats up bully.