You cannot write this shit.
Classic.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
The Inbetweeners: Bus Wankers Gone Wrong
Don't forget to check out season 3 on BBC America tomorrow at 10 pm CST.
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Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
New SW: Old Republic Trailer; E3 2011
Man, if the prequels would have had excitement like this...
(Could have done without a few of the slow-mo effects, but still great stuff.)
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Premieres and Notables: June 13-19, 2011
Monday, 6/13
Kickin' It; Disney XD. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Jason Earles stars as the master of a martial arts academy full of misfits.
Nurse Jackie (Showtime; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
United States of Tara (Showtime; 9:30 pm CST). Series Finale.
Tuesday, 6/14
The Nine Lives of Chloe King; ABC Family. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Miss King turns 16, and her whole life changes. She finds she has heightened senses and retractable claws-- and that she's a half-god.
Memphis Beat; TNT. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Gene Simmons Family Jewels; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hawthorne; TNT. 9 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Wednesday, 6/15
Top Chef Masters (Bravo; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Hot in Cleveland; TV Land. 9 pm CST. Mid-season Return.
Jon Benjamin Has a Van; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm CST.
Archer and Bob's Burgers lead voice actor shows up onscreen in this fake-news show.
Happily Divorced; TV Land. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Fran Drescher co-created and stars in this sitcom about a married couple who divorces when the man (played by John Michael Higgins) comes-out as gay (based loosely on Drescher's own life).
Rocco's Dinner Party; Bravo. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Yet another food reality show...
Thursday, 6/16
Voltron Force: New Defenders Trilogy; Nicktoons. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
An update of the '80s anime series.
Friday, 6/17
The Singing Bee (CMT; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Flea Man; National Geographic. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Flea-market pro Jimmy "the Flea Man" Kaplow helps people prepare and sell their stuff at flea markets.
A.N.T. Farm; Disney Channel. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
An 11-year-old finds herself in high school due to her gifted musical talents.
Paranormal Challenge; Travel. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Ghost hunters spend a night in haunted locations.
Saturday, 6/18
COPS (Fox; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Parking Wars (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Celebrity Close Calls; Bio. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Yancy Butler, Cheryl Tiegs, and Ed Begley Jr. tell stories of their brushes with death.
The Inbetweeners; BBC America. 10 pm CST. Season Premiere.
After a waaaay too long wait, BBC Am is bringing us the final season of one of my favorite shows. It's lewd and crude, but if you can handle that type of comedy, you'll laugh your ass off.
Come Fly With Me; BBC America. 10:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Little Britain's Matt Lucas and David Williams bring their style of comedy (and multiple personalities) to this mockumentary show about airlines and airports.
Sunday, 6/19
Game of Thrones (HBO; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Falling Skies; TNT. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Noah Wylie stars in this series co-Steven Spielberg as a history professor who became a resistance fighter when the planet is invaded by aliens.
The series begins six months after said invasion, where 80% of the population has been wiped out and teens are being enslaved by humanity's captors.
The second episode is penned by Justified producer/showrunner Graham Yost, so there's some potential this will be better than your average sci-fi show.
Drop Dead Diva; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
The Killing (AMC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Kickin' It; Disney XD. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Jason Earles stars as the master of a martial arts academy full of misfits.
Nurse Jackie (Showtime; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
United States of Tara (Showtime; 9:30 pm CST). Series Finale.
Tuesday, 6/14
The Nine Lives of Chloe King; ABC Family. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Miss King turns 16, and her whole life changes. She finds she has heightened senses and retractable claws-- and that she's a half-god.
Memphis Beat; TNT. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Gene Simmons Family Jewels; A&E. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hawthorne; TNT. 9 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Wednesday, 6/15
Top Chef Masters (Bravo; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Hot in Cleveland; TV Land. 9 pm CST. Mid-season Return.
Jon Benjamin Has a Van; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm CST.
Archer and Bob's Burgers lead voice actor shows up onscreen in this fake-news show.
Happily Divorced; TV Land. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Fran Drescher co-created and stars in this sitcom about a married couple who divorces when the man (played by John Michael Higgins) comes-out as gay (based loosely on Drescher's own life).
Rocco's Dinner Party; Bravo. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Yet another food reality show...
Thursday, 6/16
Voltron Force: New Defenders Trilogy; Nicktoons. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
An update of the '80s anime series.
Friday, 6/17
The Singing Bee (CMT; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Flea Man; National Geographic. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Flea-market pro Jimmy "the Flea Man" Kaplow helps people prepare and sell their stuff at flea markets.
A.N.T. Farm; Disney Channel. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
An 11-year-old finds herself in high school due to her gifted musical talents.
Paranormal Challenge; Travel. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Ghost hunters spend a night in haunted locations.
Saturday, 6/18
COPS (Fox; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Parking Wars (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Celebrity Close Calls; Bio. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Yancy Butler, Cheryl Tiegs, and Ed Begley Jr. tell stories of their brushes with death.
The Inbetweeners; BBC America. 10 pm CST. Season Premiere.
After a waaaay too long wait, BBC Am is bringing us the final season of one of my favorite shows. It's lewd and crude, but if you can handle that type of comedy, you'll laugh your ass off.
Come Fly With Me; BBC America. 10:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Little Britain's Matt Lucas and David Williams bring their style of comedy (and multiple personalities) to this mockumentary show about airlines and airports.
Sunday, 6/19
Game of Thrones (HBO; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Falling Skies; TNT. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Noah Wylie stars in this series co-Steven Spielberg as a history professor who became a resistance fighter when the planet is invaded by aliens.
The series begins six months after said invasion, where 80% of the population has been wiped out and teens are being enslaved by humanity's captors.
The second episode is penned by Justified producer/showrunner Graham Yost, so there's some potential this will be better than your average sci-fi show.
Drop Dead Diva; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
The Killing (AMC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Thursday, June 09, 2011
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Monday, June 06, 2011
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Premieres and Notables: June 6-19, 2011
Monday, 6/6
Baggage; GSN. 6:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Masterchef; Fox. 7 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
My Yard Goes Disney; HGTV. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Switched At Birth; ABC Family. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Two teens find out they were switched at birth in this new drama.
HGTV'd; HGTV. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The ballsy network has now verbed it's own name...
Behind Mansion Walls; ID. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Tuesday, 6/7
White Collar; USA. 8 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Covert Affairs; USA. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Hook, Line & Dinner; Cooking Channel. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Ben Sargent travels the country, looking for the best seafood.
Sports Show With Norm MacDonald (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 6/8
Operation Repo; TruTV. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
South Park (Comedy Central; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Locked Up Abroad; National Geographic. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Through the Wormhole; Science Channel. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Workaholics (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
Friday, 6/10
CMT's Next Superstar (CMT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Saturday, 6/11
Oddities (Science Channel; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sunday, 6/12
The Glee Project; Oxygen. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Twelve singers compete for a seven-episode stint on Glee next season.
The Protector; Lifetime. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Ally Walker stars as a homicide detective.
Why Not? With Shania Twain (OWN; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Baggage; GSN. 6:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Masterchef; Fox. 7 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
My Yard Goes Disney; HGTV. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Switched At Birth; ABC Family. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Two teens find out they were switched at birth in this new drama.
HGTV'd; HGTV. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The ballsy network has now verbed it's own name...
Behind Mansion Walls; ID. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Tuesday, 6/7
White Collar; USA. 8 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
Covert Affairs; USA. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Hook, Line & Dinner; Cooking Channel. 9:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Ben Sargent travels the country, looking for the best seafood.
Sports Show With Norm MacDonald (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 6/8
Operation Repo; TruTV. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
South Park (Comedy Central; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Locked Up Abroad; National Geographic. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Through the Wormhole; Science Channel. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Workaholics (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
Friday, 6/10
CMT's Next Superstar (CMT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Saturday, 6/11
Oddities (Science Channel; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sunday, 6/12
The Glee Project; Oxygen. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Twelve singers compete for a seven-episode stint on Glee next season.
The Protector; Lifetime. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Ally Walker stars as a homicide detective.
Why Not? With Shania Twain (OWN; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Thursday, June 02, 2011
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Premieres and Notables: May 30-June 5, 2011
Monday, 5/30
American Chopper (Discovery; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Gettysburg; History. 8 pm CST. Special.
Ridley and Tony Scott team-up to bring us the story the turning-point of the Civil War for the beginning of History's version of Shark Week. Civil War programming abounds on the network this week.
Breakout Kings (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
I know I said the finale was last week. I don't know what changed, but it's listed this week too.
Platinum Hit; Bravo. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The search for the next American songwriter begins here.
I'm sure the home of The Real Housewives of... will make it a classy affair.
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition; ABC. 9:01 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Camera crews followed people for a year on their weight loss journeys, and we get to see the ups and downs-- and the results.
Tuesday, 5/31
America's Got Talent; NBC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Traffic Light (Fox; 8:31 pm CST). Series Finale.
Too bad, too, as this show was finding its groove the back-half of the season...
Million Dollar Decorators; Bravo. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Because what the world needs now is a reality show that follows high-end interior decorators.
Love Handles: Couples in Crisis; Lifetime. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Overweight couples bicker for our amusement.
Really? We have to have a TV show about couples with issues-- but they've got to be fat...?
Wednesday, 6/4
Destroy Build Destroy; Cartoon Network. 7:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Franklin & Bash; TNT. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer star as attorneys who take some liberties with the law to help their clients.
Man v. Food Nation; Travel Channel. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This time, host Adam Richman lets locals do the crazy food pig-outs.
Love in the Wild; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Twenty singles are stranded in a Costa Rican jungle... and expected to find love while "surviving"? I don't know...
The World According to Paris; Oxygen. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Viewers will see a different side to Paris Hilton (no duh!-- she's an exec producer; bet she gets some editing control) as she tries to figure out how to leave partying behind and grow up.
Men of a Certain Age; TNT. 9:01 pm CST. Mid-season return.
If you haven't been watching, this show turned a nice corner in the first part of the second season. Less whining and more living.
Thursday, 6/2
Love Bites; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I'm not entirely clear on what this is, but I think it's an anthology-type show starring Becki Newton, Greg Grunberg, and Constance Zimmer among a constantly rotating guest-star list in this comedy about love.
The First 48: Missing Persons; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A reality show that features the Chicago Police Dept.'s efforts to find missing persons.
NY Ink; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Miami Ink's Ami James moves to NYC to ply his craft.
Children's Hospital; [adult swim]/(Cartoon Network). 11 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Great show (that, admittedly, isn't for everyone). Check it out.
Friday, 6/3
Whale Wars; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Sunday, 6/5
Finding Big Foot; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. Mini-series Premiere.
This six-part series tries to uncover the reality of big foot.
Food Network Star; Food Network. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Glades; A&E. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
The Real L Word; Showtime. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
An almost entirely new cast lets us peek into their lives as "L Words".
Psst-- that's "lesbian".
Teen Wolf; MTV. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
It shares the name of the '80s movie, but the sensibilities of this season are closer to modern takes on the supernatural. Sexier and scarier, with the "needed" mythology for these genre shows may be worth checking it out.
Moves to its normal timeslot of Mondays at 9 pm CST on June 6.
American Chopper (Discovery; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
Gettysburg; History. 8 pm CST. Special.
Ridley and Tony Scott team-up to bring us the story the turning-point of the Civil War for the beginning of History's version of Shark Week. Civil War programming abounds on the network this week.
Breakout Kings (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
I know I said the finale was last week. I don't know what changed, but it's listed this week too.
Platinum Hit; Bravo. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The search for the next American songwriter begins here.
I'm sure the home of The Real Housewives of... will make it a classy affair.
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition; ABC. 9:01 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Camera crews followed people for a year on their weight loss journeys, and we get to see the ups and downs-- and the results.
Tuesday, 5/31
America's Got Talent; NBC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Traffic Light (Fox; 8:31 pm CST). Series Finale.
Too bad, too, as this show was finding its groove the back-half of the season...
Million Dollar Decorators; Bravo. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Because what the world needs now is a reality show that follows high-end interior decorators.
Love Handles: Couples in Crisis; Lifetime. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Overweight couples bicker for our amusement.
Really? We have to have a TV show about couples with issues-- but they've got to be fat...?
Wednesday, 6/4
Destroy Build Destroy; Cartoon Network. 7:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Franklin & Bash; TNT. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer star as attorneys who take some liberties with the law to help their clients.
Man v. Food Nation; Travel Channel. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This time, host Adam Richman lets locals do the crazy food pig-outs.
Love in the Wild; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Twenty singles are stranded in a Costa Rican jungle... and expected to find love while "surviving"? I don't know...
The World According to Paris; Oxygen. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Viewers will see a different side to Paris Hilton (no duh!-- she's an exec producer; bet she gets some editing control) as she tries to figure out how to leave partying behind and grow up.
Men of a Certain Age; TNT. 9:01 pm CST. Mid-season return.
If you haven't been watching, this show turned a nice corner in the first part of the second season. Less whining and more living.
Thursday, 6/2
Love Bites; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I'm not entirely clear on what this is, but I think it's an anthology-type show starring Becki Newton, Greg Grunberg, and Constance Zimmer among a constantly rotating guest-star list in this comedy about love.
The First 48: Missing Persons; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A reality show that features the Chicago Police Dept.'s efforts to find missing persons.
NY Ink; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Miami Ink's Ami James moves to NYC to ply his craft.
Children's Hospital; [adult swim]/(Cartoon Network). 11 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Great show (that, admittedly, isn't for everyone). Check it out.
Friday, 6/3
Whale Wars; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Sunday, 6/5
Finding Big Foot; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. Mini-series Premiere.
This six-part series tries to uncover the reality of big foot.
Food Network Star; Food Network. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Glades; A&E. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
The Real L Word; Showtime. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
An almost entirely new cast lets us peek into their lives as "L Words".
Psst-- that's "lesbian".
Teen Wolf; MTV. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
It shares the name of the '80s movie, but the sensibilities of this season are closer to modern takes on the supernatural. Sexier and scarier, with the "needed" mythology for these genre shows may be worth checking it out.
Moves to its normal timeslot of Mondays at 9 pm CST on June 6.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
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