Michael Bay will make you dizzy

George Just Can't Help Himself

In honor of today's Star Wars release on Blu-Ray (with additional tinkering to the films-- including a head scratching "Nooooo" from Vader in ROTJ), I present to you a "what could have been"...

George Lucas Adds More Darth Vader Dialogue - watch more funny videos

Maybe the dumbass "Nooooooo" isn't so bad...

Joad Cressbeckler on Homosexuality

VW General Lee

Jonah's Arcade Pilot

Here's a Comedy Central pilot about video games starring Jonah Ray. There are a few misses in this one-- but there is a ton of hilarious stuff as well (wait until the "Jesus Christ, Japan" bit.

Premieres and Notables: September 5-11, 2011

Monday, 9/5

Curious George; PBS. Check local listings. 6th Season Premiere.

The Glades (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Tuesday, 9/6

Take the Money and Run (ABC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Sons of Anarchy; FX. 9 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.

Wednesday, 9/7

Rescue Me (FX; 9 pm CST).  Series Finale.

Thursday, 9/8

CBS is airing their 2011 Fall Preview at 7:30 pm. Sure, these things are usually network pap-- but you at least can get a glimpse of their new shows...

Burn Notice (USA; 8 pm CST). Mid-season Finale.

Futurama (Comedy Central; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Wilfred (FX; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Suits (USA; 9 pm CST). Mid-season Finale.

Louie (FX; 9:30 pm CST). Season Finale.

Friday, 9/9

Torchwood: Miracle Day (Starz; 9 pm CST). Season  Finale.


Saturday, 9/10

Fix This Kitchen; A&E. 8:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Sunday, 9/11

True Blood (HBO; 8 pm CST) Season  Finale

Entourage (HBO; 9:30 pm CST). Series Finale.
About three seasons too late, this classic series limps off into the sunset...

And, of course, lots and lots of specials and episodes commemorating the tenth anniversary of 9/11 on various channels.

Rare EVH Interview

Pretty funny.
It's okay. Go ahead.
He's not gonna kick you out of his band or anything if you laugh.

Jedi Cats

This one's for my friend Tom.

"I Love Satan"

Listen closely...

Poolbooy: Drowning Out the Fury Trailer

Firefighter Parkour

I guess these are real firefighters during an agility exam.

Lawnmower Prank Fail

John Goodman Joins Community

This should be good...

Chickenfoot's "Bigfoot" Video

I like this video for a number of reasons:
1. New Chickenfoot music
2. First look at Kenny Aronoff in the band
    2a. Kenny looks like he fits in perfectly
3. Kick ass song
4. It tells a story; much like the song itself
5. It's funny
6. It reminds me of my favorite summer show: Wilfred

The only thing that could have made it better would have been if Chad Smith wore the chicken suit. (But the dude who is wearing it is great.)



And, yes, I know I upsized the video, and it's over the layout. I don't care-- this song deserves it.

Candice Faces Her Fear

This is the reason why I like Candice on Attack of the Show.  She loses her shit-- and it makes for great TV.

Drive, Star Wars Style

Bound to be pulled soon...

The Drive trailer, with Star Wars visuals:



The real Drive trailer:


I've seen Ryan Gosling in a few things this summer. Dude owns the screen.

Chad Turns Over the Sticks

Old Man Fight

Classic moments in this one like guy taking off jacket and dodges -- and, of course, the mini-timeout to refuel...

Two More Reasons Why Their Neighbors Hate Them

Premieres and Notables: August 29-September 4, 2011

Monday, 8/29

RuPaul's Drag U (Logo; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Death Valley; MTV. 9:30 pm CST.  Series Premiere.
Normally I don't even bother with junk that MTV airs, but this COPS-style spoof about vampires, werewolves, and zombies has some potential.

Trailer:



Tuesday, 8/30

Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family; 7 pm CST). Mid-season Finale.

Chopped Champions; Food Network. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Quirky; Sundance. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Eccentric inventors bring their ideas to life in this docuseries.

Wednesday, 8/31

Royal Pains (USA. 8 pm CST.) Mid-season Finale.

Hot in Cleveland (TV Land; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

Thursday, 9/1

Sweet Home Alabama (CMT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

The Green Room With Paul Provenza (Showtime; 10 pm CST). Season Finale.

Childrens Hospital (adult swim; 11 pm CST). Season Finale.


Friday, 9/2

Man, Woman, Wild; Discovery. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Sunday, 9/4

Masterpiece: Inspector Lewis; PBS. 8 pm CST (check local listings). Season Premiere.

Border Wars; National Geographic. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.