Premieres and Noteables: May 31- June 6, 2010

Monday, 5/31

Cake Boss; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

True Beauty; ABC. 9:02 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Tuesday, 6/1

Wipeout; ABC. 7 pm CST. Sneak Peek.
A two-hour episode to hold me and my kids over until Season 3 kicks off on June 22.
And this one (if Entertainment Weekly has its info right) features couples on their first dates.
Yeah, I'm sure this will go over well...

America's Got Talent; NBC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Hell's Kitchen; FOX. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

One Big Happy Family; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Jersey Couture; Oxygen. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A reality show focusing on a family-run dress shop in Joi-sey.

The Little Couple; TLC. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Losing It With Jillian; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Biggest Loser trainer, Jillian Michaels, helps a different type of clientele when she works with teenagers on the cusp of losing their virginity.  Michaels says, "I work with fatties all day long, and a lot of their eating and body issues can be directly tied to poor sexual experiences they had when they were younger. Hopefully, working with these kids now will help them keep the weight off later."


Obviously, the above is not true. Jillian is really working with fat people... Again...


Wednesday, 6/2

Are We There Yet? TBS. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Ice Cube-starring 2005 film gets the TV treatment. This time, the father-figure is played by Everybody Hates Chris' (and the kick-ass Old Spice commercials) Terry Crews.
I'm so there...

Tosh.0 (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm) returns with new episodes.  It's not perfect, but it has some good moments.

Half Pint Brawlers; Spike. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Sounds like the title says it all.


Thursday, 6/3

Burn Notice; USA. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.

Royal Pains; USA. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Fugitive Chronicles (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Friday, 6/4

Whale Wars; Animal Planet.  8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

The Neistat Brothers; HBO. 11 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A semi-autobiographical show about two brother filmmakers.


Sunday, 6/6

Sons of Tucson (FOX; 6:30 pm) burns off its remaining episodes over the next few weeks. --Unless it gets cancelled again.

Drop Dead Diva; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Ice Road Truckers; History. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.