SW Ep IV Deleted X-Wing Scene

Pole dancing instructor whoops

Now why would anyone break this up?


Pole Dance Cat Fight - Watch more Fights

"I Need to Stick Out More"

Stick out any more, and you could poke his eye out...

Cashier "Whoops Ass"

Foolish/stupid to provoke him, but she took care of business...


Can't Rob Me - Watch more Funny Videos

Yeeeeaaah-- "Tight Lipped". That's It...

NITRO CIRCUS should be renamed "Gyno Circus"

Even me and my "bros" don't talk about this...

Don't cut corners when installing a stripper pole II

Another Homemade Stripper Pole Accident - Watch more Funny Videos

Flannery Calls Out Obama

I was recently sent this article, written by Appleton Post Crescent Executive Editor Dan Flannery, and I was horrified by what President Obama was going to do tomorrow. Encourage kids to do well in school. Of all the fuckin' nerve.

I just want to make clear: I didn't like McCain and loathed (and continue to loathe) that dumb-shit running mate he had, but I also didn't vote for Obama. And after I heard he wants to send a message to kids, I'm glad I didn't vote for him. I'm sticking with the vote I threw to Nader.

Here's what Flannery wrote.

I checked out the link to whitehouse.gov, and I was mortified to see that Obama encouraging kids wasn't enough. Oh no-- he had to get NASCAR involved. Fucking NASCAR! I can't believe those guys were convinced to encourage kids as well. Obama and his socialist ways knows no boundaries. Now I can't watch any more races. Christ-- gotta watch Grand Prix now.

Does the White House have no shame?

Check out this load of crap:



"Drive to education." Commie propaganda crap!

They Say IT "Is Best"

Melissa's Packin'

What better gift could a bride get herself for her big day?




I thought the father of the bride was supposed to be carrying the heat in a shotgun wedding...

TOOL ACADEMY Lives Up to Its Name

"Rape Whistle" Makes McHale Richer

From Best Man to Man With No Friends

Geez, you coulda just nailed the bride if you wanted to ruin the wedding...


Clumsy Best Man Ruins Wedding - Watch more Funny Videos

Premieres and Notables; September 7-14, 2009

My friends at TV Guide decided to skip the noteworthy episode lists (where the bulk of this info comes from) right before the listings in this week's issue. So thanks, you piece of crap magazine. I'll just slog through the Fall Preview listings to try to hit the dates on my own.

I may have renewed my subscription-- but I haven't paid for it yet.

We'll see if I end up sending a check as every other week (since it's barely a weekly mag anymore), I get more disappointed.

Dicks...

Anyway, the Fall 2009 Season kicks off this week with The CW and FOX getting early starts. Things ramp up next week and explode the week after. I guess all the DVDs and tapes I planned on watching over the summer and didn't will have to go into storage until May.


Monday, 9/7

Durham County; ION. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
I have no idea what it's about as I've never clicked to ION before (and for all the ads in TV Guide, it mentions nothing about it). I take that back-- hidden in the listings is this description of the pilot: "A detective relocates to a quiet suburban community to start a new life."


Tuesday, 9/8

The View; ABC. 10 am CST. Season Premiere.
Yippee!!

The Tyra Banks Show; The CW. 3 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Yippee!! Yippee!!

90210; The CW. 7 pm. 2nd Season Premiere.

Melrose Place; The CW. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Mix The CW 90210's approach with an old name (and old faces), and see a big name dead within the first ten minutes (c'mon-- 90210 did it better with the B.J. in the first scene), and you can pretty much know what to expect here.

Sons of Anarchy; FX. 9 pm. 2nd Season Premiere.

Wednesday, 9/9

So You Think You Can Dance; FOX. 7 pm. Season Premiere.

America's Next Top Model; The CW. 7 pm. Season Premiere.

Glee; FOX. 8 pm CST. Series/Season Premiere.
Not sure if "series premiere" is accurate as they aired the pilot last May, but this is the first episode of an extended number of episodes (until it loses all momentum when the baseball playoffs happen next month). And it's only a 13 episode season (so far).
This show about a high school glee club is way better than you'd think it was. I really enjoyed the sneak-peek episode, and I expect it to only get better. This is the show FOX is pinning its entire Fall on, and I think they may finally have a winner in that regards since Prison Break's debut 4 years ago.
Highly Recommended.

Leverage (TNT; 8 pm CST). Summer Finale.
It'll be back in a few months.

Destination Truth; SyFy. 9 pm. Season Premiere.


Thursday, 9/10

The Vampire Diaries; The CW. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This show based on the young-adult novels has had to fight off accusations that it's a Twilight rip-off , and will probably go overboard on the sex (it is The CW) to convince people they have their own, superior, product.
Anyway, the premise is pretty much: two vampire brothers-- one "good" and one "bad"-- vie for the same girl. Hijinks ensue.
I'm not sure if this will be a show I will continue to watch (I'll try the first ep or two), but it was created by Kevin Williamson, who Dawson's Creek, so maybe the younger crowd will go for it.

Supernatural; The CW. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Friday, 9/11

Say Yes to the Dress; TLC. 8 pm. Season Premiere.

20/20; ABC. 9 pm. Season Premiere.


Saturday, 9/12

COPS; FOX. 7 pm. Season Premiere.

America's Most Wanted; FOX. 8 pm. 23rd Season Premiere.

Robin Hood; BBC America. 8 pm. 3nd Season Premiere.

Adoption Diaries; WEtv. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
A feel-good show where birth mothers and adoptive parents work together.


Sunday, 9/13

King of the Hill (FOX; 7-8 pm). Series Finale.
Some of the shine had worn off since its fantastic first few seasons, but this was still one of the best "traditional" family comedies airing during its 13-year run, animated or not.

True Blood (HBO; 8 pm). Season Finale.

Condensed SOUP, 9/3/09

That's No Mouse

I usually don't post these types of things after I see them, but this clip is so brutal, I actually gasped out loud and curled into a ball in sympathy for my incredibly stupid male "brother".

This is harsh-- and it also features a nutsack. Not a sack of nuts-- a nutsack.

So, you know, nudity. If you're squeamish.


Most Painful Mousetrap Gag Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

Big Balls Flying

I don't think the video is as funny as the cameraman thinks it is, but I love the comment on break.com where it was posted:

"Kids, you shouldn't play ball in the street. But, if you do, make sure it's a big ball and you ram it with cars to make it extra dangerous."



Cars Blasting Giant Ball Stunt - Watch more Funny Videos

Amateur Pole Dance Fail

Pole Dance Face Plant - Watch more Funny Videos

Hey, lady; leave it to the professionals.

All Hitler Wanted Was a Double Whopper...

And, by the way, Hitler was a monster; no doubt about it.
But there's no reason to not find the humor in a parody from a movie he was a character in.
There are lots more parodies, and I'll be posting the ones I watch and like enough to share.

Exercise Ball Fail

Beach Face Plant Off Exercise Ball - Watch more Funny Videos

Vader's Got The Blues

Polar Swim Fail

Icy Face Plant - Watch more Epic Fails

Premieres and Notables Addendum

Got my Entertainment Weekly today, so I thought I'd add:

Monday, 8/31

Ultimate Cake Off; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Pastry chefs compete for the basic cable sum of $10,000. BFD.

Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen; 9 pm) Season Finale.


Tuesday, 9/1

Andrew Zimmern's Bizarre World; Travel. 9 pm. Series Premiere.


Saturday, 9/5

At the Movies; Syndicated. 5:30 pm (check local listings). 24th Season Premiere.
Whaddayou mean: season premiere?
They take the summers off?
The biggest movie-watching time of the year?


Sunday, 9/6

Avec Eric; PBS. 3:30 pm CST (check local listings). Series Premiere.
Chef Eric Ripert talks about traveling and cooking-- because there are just not not shows about either airing right now.

If only every breakup was this entertaining

"Dorito convention". Niiiiice.

Walking a dog has never been more sanitary

Premieres and Notables; August 31- September 9, 2009

Didn't get my copy of Entertainment Weekly yet, so we're just stuck with the second week of listings on yet another 2-week issue of TV Guide (second week's are usually pretty light).

Monday, 8/31

Greek; ABC Family. 8 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.

Weeds (Showtime; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Tuesday, 9/1

Surviving Disaster; Spike. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Navy SEAL Cade Cortley advises viewers on how to survive a disaster.

Rescue Me (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Thursday, 9/3

Into the Pride (Animal Planet; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
How long was the season? Two weeks?


Saturday, 9/5

Imagination Movers; Disney. 9 am. Season Premiere.

Bill Engvall Show (TBS; 8:30 pm). Season Finale.

Who Knew Hitler Was Such an NFL Fan?

Sometimes fan passions just get the best of us.

Darth Vader Rap

So wrong; so funny.

Fall Reality Show Slate

Yeah-- just 'cause she's blonde and from the South doesn't mean...

Hmmm... I wonder if he's got a favorite body part

Favre Sears Outtakes

"I used to like green." Funny

Favre Sears Commercial

I'm getting a little worn out on the Favre stuff (I live near Green Bay, so, you know, damn near Ground Zero), but this is good. At least the dude can laugh at himself.

Don't cut corners when installing a stripper pole

Um-- why is she testing the home-made pole in front of a group of people?


Home Made Stripper Pole Accident - Watch more Funny Videos

Condensed SOUP; 8/28/09

Dirty Hippie...

Need I Say More?

No, Ryan, you need not say more. You have proved your point.

Sounds Like a Predator's Paradise

"Pitch tents"... horribly, inadvertantly, awesome.

This dude has his life all planned out...

Again: don't know if it was on Condensed SOUP, but it, too, is worth a second watch.

Lovin' MORE TO LOVE

She don't need no stinking attention span...

Don't know if this was on Condensed SOUP-- but it's worth a second look if it is a repeat.




Just in case you're not getting it: this is all stuff from a real TV show.
Just in case that didn't mean much to you: this is the shit that aired. Think about it. What was on the cutting room floor that made this stuff get on air?

Chickenfoot: Soap on a Rope

Silly video, good song.

The Cheese Moved On The Pack

My friend who lives in the Twin Cities (of MN) sent me this link.
For some reason, it didn't get any play in Packer Country...

Love Favre or hate Favre. Love the Vikes or love The Packers. Doesn't matter, this is pretty funny.

Premieres and Notables; August 24-30, 2009

Monday, 8/24

The Fresh Beat Band; Nickelodeon. 11 am CST. Series Premiere.
Something about a band... for kids.

Great American Road Trip (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.

Dating in the Dark (ABC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

Make It or Break It (ABC Family; 8 pm). Season Finale.

The Closer (TNT; 8 pm) Summer Finale.

Out of Egypt; Discovery. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Antiquities expert Kara Cooney checks out tombs to learn about the ancient cultures who used to reside there.

Raising the Bar (TNT; 9 pm). Season Finale.

The Rachel Zoe Project; Bravo. 9 pm. Season Premiere.

The Soup Presents; E! 9 pm. Special.
...The Best Clips of 2009 (so far).

Nurse Jackie (Showtime; 9:30). Season Finale.


Tuesday, 8/25

If you have nothing else to watch at 7 pm, check out 10 Things I Hate About You on ABC Family. It's set in high school (which I'm about 20 years removed from), and it runs a number of cliches, but actress Lindsey Shaw is great. I've been a fan since Aliens in America, and I think she's got the goods to end up as a really great actress.

Frankie & Neffe; BET. 9:30 pm. Series Premiere.
A reality show that follows the mother and sister of Keyshia Cole.
I admit, I don't follow music much, but I usually read something about a fairly popular act (at least so I can recognize a name when I see it again), and her name doesn't ring a bell. And now her mom and sis get a show? For real?


Wednesday, 8/26

Leverage (TNT; 8 pm). Summer Finale.

Crash Course; ABC. 8:02 pm. Series Premiere.
Teams compete by driving in a wild obstacle course for 50-large.

Dark Blue (TNT; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Thursday, 8/27

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (Showtime; 9 pm). Season Finale.
They end the season by visiting Rome. You know, the place where The Vatican and The Pope are...

Royal Pains (USA; 9 pm) Season Finale.


Friday, 8/28

The Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie; Disney Channel. 7 pm. Special.
If you watch the show, follow Selena Gomez, or happened to watch 15 consecutive minutes of the Disney Channel, you know the time and place already.


Saturday, 8/29

Being Human (BBC America; 8 pm). Season Finale.

Condensed SOUP; Aug 20, 2009

Awesome Drunk Fails

Condom Dance Party

I'm not sure what the point is-- but it's interesting nonetheless.


Condom Dance Party - Watch more Funny Videos

Wait For The End...

It's worth it.




I second that comment, BTW...

Sign Me Up!

I Wonder What Dropping a Deuce Would Save

This Brazilian public service announcement tells people to add a little something in the shower to save a flush in the toilet.

Teen Twit

Isn't it amazing how uncool Twitter has become in just a few weeks?

Times Were Different

Get off his back...

Everything Poops

Personally, I've never really found poop or farts funny-- but this one cracked me up (and it's not a fetish video, so don't be afraid to click "play").

This is Real

Check out the beginning part with the butt odor. Nasty.

My Favorite Things: Chickenfoot

Another in my Oprah-stealing idea "My Favorite Things" infrequent posts.

[Sorry for the run-on sentence. If I don't just type, I'll never get through this.]

Anyway, the Chickenfoot album has been out for two months now, and I haven't commented. A big reason for that is: the album hasn't left my vehicle since I picked it up. I wanted to give a track-by-track rundown, but with the disc in my car, and my computer in my house, it's been tough to do.

You see, Chickenfoot is a great album, especially when played loudly. My car has the best way for me to listen to it loudly, so it's there.

So is it good? Lets just say, when I first played it and turned it up, I said, as Bandit 6 in John Ringo's The Last Centurion (another favorite thing I'll get to later) frequently said: "Oh... my... fucking... God!"

It starts out in true kick-ass hard rock fashion with "Avenida Revolution" and doesn't let up. It's one of very few albums I've heard that doesn't have a clunker in the group. I can listen from the first to last tracks without FFing through a song I'm not into.

I could write about this forever, but I'll just keep it to one of my favorite things about the album (aside from just being a great hard rock album) is that the mix is great. The bass and the drums are just as easy to hear as the guitars and the vocals. When you have a guy like Satriani, one of the greatest rock-style guitarists out there, "allowing" the rhythm section some prominence, you know this dude is all about making the best rock album possible, not just a great guitar album.

To just notch-up my love for this band even more, I saw them in the Twin Cities area (Maplewood, MN, to be more specific) with my better half and my friends Brian (thanks for getting the tix) and Sean.

I was truly impressed by the amount of fun the band seemed to be having.

Of course, Mr. Hagar always looks like he's having fun, and I've seen him in some pretty small venues that may not seem like fun, and Mikey (Anthony) performs much the same way. [Side note: it's damn cool to hear Mike's vocals with Sammy's again. I love the Wabos, but no one does it like Mike.] It was the other guys I hadn't seen live before that clinched it for me.

First is Satch. Cueball bald and skintight shades, he doesn't have the hair flying, wild eyed look that is a staple for hard rock-- but he still worked it. He was on the opposite side as me, so I didn't get to see him as much as the others, but when I did look over there, he had the spread-leg stance that guitar gods have. He also just seems to let the guitar speak for itself. He doesn't draw attention to himself by making wild poses or doing crazy things (aside from the couple of times I saw him playing his axe with his mouth), he just cooks on the guitar.

And finally, Mr. Chad Smith. I could have watched that dude all night. My favorite bands (and nearly all my concert experiences) are Van Halen and Sammy Hagar and the Wabos, so the drummer is usually the "3rd-most important" member, if that; so the drummers are usually in the back and barely seen. But not with Chickenfoot. Chad was almost as far up on stage as everyone else-- and some fool gave him a microphone, which he put to good use. This guy is a clown in all the best definitions of the word. He played Sammy's foil throughout much of the show (more than once when Sammy started telling a story, Chad would start playing the drums to throw him off) and also played a few pranks (my favorite is when he re-tuned the electric guitar slung across Satriani's back while Satch was playing an acoustic).

He also claimed to be from the area (which I verified on Wikipedia), and made a few shout-outs to his mom in the crowd; claiming she was a cougar and that the males in the crowd needed to watch out for her.

And Chad's most impressive (to me) feat: throwing drumsticks out in the crowd-- and always seeming to have a stick in each hand after doing it.

My friend, who wants me to credit him as Turd Ferguson, sent me a few videos he took at the show, so I'll be posting them in the (hopefully) near future. And he also told me about a few better-quality clips he found on the net I'll embed in here as well.

So, first thing: get the album. Second thing: try to catch them live. Third thing: check out the web for clips and interviews.

And finally, I'd like to close this by saying this doesn't seem to be a one-off deal-- which is what I thought it was a few months ago. One album and one tour isn't enough for this line-up. They made a great album, seem to be having a great time on tour, and everyone says this is a band. My favorite line I've read is when Satriani told Guitar Player "This isn't a project. This is a band."

Get on board early.

Premieres and Notables; August 17-23

Monday, 8/17

Glenn Martin, DDS; Nickelodeon. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A stop-motion animated comedy starring Kevin Nealon as a dentist who takes his family on a tech-free trip around the country in an RV.

Top Gear; BBC America. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Flipping Out; Bravo. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Since the economy is so bad, the show is going from flipping houses to remodeling them. Classic.

Hoarders; A&E. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This docuseries explores people who can't seem to throw anything out.


Tuesday, 8/18

Shaq Vs.; ABC. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Shaquille O'Neal takes on the best athletes in their respective sports. People like Michael Phelps, Ben Rothlisberger, Serena Williams, Oscar De La Hoya, Albert Pujols, and Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh.

HawthoRNe (TNT; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.

The Universe; History. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Masters of Reception; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This reality show follows a family of wedding planners who specialize in the big weddings.

Miami Social (Bravo; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Wednesday, 8/19

Top Chef; Bravo. 8 pm. 6th Season Premiere.
In Vegas, baby!

Black Gold; Tru TV. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.


Thursday, 8/20

Deadly Women; Investigation Discovery. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Project Runway; Lifetime. 9 pm. 6th Season Premiere.
Finally!!! I'm so tired of seeing every damn magazine and website I read whining how this show was stalled in a lawsuit and couldn't air. Hope it's worth it for everyone, so I don't have to read "This show was so much better before; on Bravo."

Models of the Runway; Lifetime. 10 pm. Series Premiere.
A show about the models of Project Runway.
Yay...


Friday, 8/21

Jockeys; Animal Planet. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Making Over America With Trinny and Susannah; TLC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
The hosts of the original What Not to Wear hosts teach Americans how to dress.


Saturday, 8/22

Extreme Bodies; Discovery. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Tonight's ep looks at very tall people.


Sunday, 8/23

Merlin (NBC; 6 pm). Season Finale.
I think "season" finale may be too optimistic. I doubt this show is coming back.

What Would Brian Boitano Make?; Food. 12 noon. Series Premiere.
In what I believe to be the first show (almost) named after a song on South Park, former skater-- and still a "foodie"-- Brian Boitano shows how he makes the food at his large gatherings.

Ice Road Truckers (History; 8 pm). Season Finale.
(Entertainment Weekly calls this the series finale. FYI.)

Cheaper Than a Seamstress

Condensed SOUP; 8/14/09

Dr. Handler, M.D.: Saggy Boobs

Horsin' Around on B&B

Whitey Just Try'n Ta Do His Thang

Now THAT'S an Interesting Trick

How many guys noticed the cars behind her?


Now Thats A Cool Trick - Watch more Funny Videos

Detective Handler: Stolen Virginity

Premieres and Notables Addendum

I got an issue of Entertainment Weekly for this week, so I added it to the main post just below.

If you read the Premieres post before noon (CST) on Sunday (8/9), read it again. There's more now.

Premieres and Notables; August 8-16, 2009

Sorry it's been light lately. My subscription to Entertainment Weekly ran out (I've since renewed it), and I've mentioned more than once that TV Guide sucks, so there it is...

[Note (8/9, noon CST): got an ish of EW, so there's more now. And TV Guide still sucks...]


Monday, 8/10

Twilight Weekly: Spotlight; Reelz. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Everyone who is tired of hearing about Twilight, raise your hand...
And unless the punctuation is an accident (entirely possible in this Twitter/texting world; and, yes, I blow it sometimes, too-- but I don't f-ing paid for my writing), can we expect more Twilight Weekly's? Maybe a "non-spotlight" or something?


Tuesday, 8/11

Better Off Ted (ABC; 8:30). Season Finale.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it is this time. It's not as if ABC has pulled it and then aired an odd episode and not for two weeks and then started airing them again or anything...

NYC Prep (Bravo; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.


Wednesday, 8/12

Man vs. Wild; Discovery. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Bear hits the Arctic Circle, where he pees on his skis to get better traction and crosses a river in only his boots to keep his clothes dry.


Thursday, 8/13

Into the Pride; Animal Planet. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Feline expert Dave Salmoni spends six months in Africa trying to help a pride of lions cope with humans.

Tosh.0 (Comedy Central; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Friday, 8/14

Degrassi Goes Hollywood; The N. 7 pm CST. Movie.
Old school Degrassi cast members visit Paige in L.A. while she works on a movie.

Mental (FOX; 8 pm). Season Finale.


Saturday, 8/15

Househusbands of Hollywood; FOX Reality. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Two of the guys are the husbands of Tempest Bledsoe and Jillian Reynolds. Why wouldn't you want to watch?
Ummm... Yeah...
We've not only hit the bottom of the barrel; we've kept digging beyond it...


Sunday, 8/16

2 Months, $2 Million; G4. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Four online poker players in their 20's live in an apartment in Las Vegas with the goal of winning... Well, read the title.

Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami; E!. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
I guess Keeping Up With the Kardassians wasn't enough for these two girls.
I can't wait until there's a show following the life of Bruce Jenner's plastic surgeon...

My Antonio; VH1. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
I usually don't mention VH1 because it's pretty much all shit, but I had to mention the proof of that statement.
You see, this show features Antonio Sabato Jr. trying to find love between 13 women hand-picked by the producers/network, all taking place in Hawaii.
So let's take a poll: who thinks he'll find love among these sure to be skanks? How many of the women will have stupid-ass made-up names (I say 9 of 13)? How many minutes into the premiere before at least one woman has a screaming match with another "bitch/ho/slut"?

But VH1 did score with Sabato. I mean, he's good looking, will probably not wear a shirt, but, most of all, will actually not have something on his head 24/7.
Yeah, Bret, I'm talking about you.
Flava Flav, too.


Mad Men; AMC. 9 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
That came too quickly. (I haven't caught up/started watching yet.)

Who Wants to "Plumb" A Gold-Digger?

Well, we know she's not a great actress. ...Or even a good one.

Ryan O'Neil: Celebrity Matchmaker

Now that we see what he admitted to in Vanity Fair, let's take another step back:
Why the Hell would you even tell that story? And to a reporter? Are you retarded?

Condensed SOUP; 8/7/09

That's Hot

I wonder what would happen if a smart person got a reality show...

"We Can Still Be Friends"; 2009-style

What better time to make a business proposition?

Because What's Funnier Than a Cult Mass Suicide?

That it wasn't the right place on the planet is beside the point...

Brides Are Silly: Cake

Wait for the end. That's one classy dame there.

He Sure Turned the Tables on Those Guys

Touche.

Hulk & Knobs; the new Power Couple

It almost seemed believable-- until you notice the microphone battery pack on one of the dudes.

Brides are Silly: Food

The clip speaks for itself...

Premieres and Notables; Aug 3-9, 2009

Wednesday, 8/5

Giuliana & Bill; Style. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
I had never heard of this one before ("season premiere"?), and it blew my mind there's a TV show about E! host Giuliana Rancic and her husband Bill, and how they manage their marriage with her in L.A. and him in Chicago.
Are you f-bombing kidding me?


Thursday, 8/6

Burn Notice (USA; 8 pm) Season Finale.
Wow-- that went fast...

Bollywood Hero; IFC. 9 pm. Miniseries.
This mini features Chris Kattan trying to become a star in India.
(It's scripted; just in case you were wondering-- it's not a reality show.)


Friday, 8/7

Monk; USA. 8 pm CST. 8th Season Premiere.
The final season begins now.

Psych; USA. 9 pm. Season Premiere.


Sunday, 8/9

In Plain Sight (USA; 9 pm). Season Finale.

A SOUPy Look at Wendy Williams

"An Annihilation"

Okay, this dude is trying too hard.

Any one or two of these things would net a good video clip-- but, no, this dude is the Tarantino of video stunt clips because it's gotta be more more more.

Oh, and by the way, this crap is why I believe in Darwinism... Survival of the fittest.


Insane Stunt Makes Dude Cry - Watch more Funny Videos

The crying at the end really is the icing on the cake...

THE SOUP + PAPER HEART

Condensed SOUP; July 31, 2009

And the D-Bag Reporter of the Year is...

This dude:


Reporter Dunks on Kid, Makes Him Cry - Watch more Funny Videos

He made the kid cry-- and still talked shit.

Finally: Sparkles For Men

Okay, this is wrong. Really wrong.

But I couldn't stop laughing.


Make Your Manhood Sparkle - Watch more Funny Videos

Palin Gets Shat-ed

Just beautiful. Nobody does it better.

This guy won't be moving into a bigger market

Whoops-- Live TV...


Reporter Says Cocksucker On Live TV - Watch more Funny Videos

Elevator Spin Trick Failure

Escalator Spin Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

Elevator Spin Trick Success

Who would even think become the first to try this?


Cute Blonde Escalator Spin Trick - Watch more Funny Videos

I Will Name Her One Pose Polly

It's totally wrong to post this. I know damn well an ex-boyfriend or former BFF originally posted this.

But as I watched, I was completely mesmerized by this girl. Dozens of pictures were combined to make this video. --And she poses exactly the same in all of them.

I was, actually, a little freaked out by the end...


Chick Makes Same Dumb Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos

Condensed SOUP; July 24, 2009

I Believe This Could be Called "Having Mad Skillz"

Guy Rules At Everything - Watch more Funny Videos

Premieres and Notables; July 27-August 2, 2009

Tuesday, 7/28

More to Love; FOX. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A larger guy has his choice of a bunch of larger women. I like the idea that there are more than just skinny idiots out there trying to make a name for themselves on a dating show.
And because it's on FOX, we can be assured it'll be a classy affair.


Wednesday, 7/29

And because it's kind of a light week, let me mention this great short that TCM will be showing. Set your DVR, watch it live, or record it to DVD; however you see it, it's worth it.

County Hospital; TCM. 6:40-7:00 pm. Movie Short.
Brilliant, insane, hilarious 19 minutes of chaos when Stan visits Ollie in the hospital.
"Hard boiled eggs and nuts."


Thursday, 7/30

She's Got the Look (TVLand; 8 pm). Season Finale.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta; Bravo. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Bravo is coming dangerously close to being on my "no mention" list (with MTV, VH1, and CMT) with the continuation of this crap.


Sunday, 8/2

Defying Gravity; ABC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Like Battlestar Galactica, this sci fi show is not meant to be be "too sci fi". The focus will not be on aliens and explosions, but on personal relationships and romance (as if sci fi can't have them both...). Vets from Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy created this series starring Ron Livingstone that follows a group of astronauts on a six-year mission to explore seven planets. I don't know if I'm going to actually watch or not, but it does sound interesting.

What happens when a hot chick starts work in an office

Man In The Box - Hot Foreign Chick - Watch more Man In The Box

I almost feel a little dirty posting this...

This has to be the best reaction to the sickest prank I've ever seen.


Hot Chick Victim Of Mean Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

Dancing Weather Girl

Now if hot chicks dancing for no reason was on my local news, I would probably start watching it...


The Dancing Weather Girl - Watch more Funny Videos

WEB SOUP: Extreme Office Parkour

I don't know why, but this very MTV-nonsense/x-treme sports-inspired clip from Web Soup cracks me up every time.



I idiots who responded to this clip on YouTube didn't get the joke, I guess.

Just so my much smarter readers "get it": it's a joke. It's "extreme".

Just laugh, okay?

Smooth Operator

This dude was running to ask a girl out.


High School Kid Fails Asking Chick Out - Watch more Epic Fails

A New Show to Get Hooked On

My computer/movie guru Tom told me I needed to try G4's Web Soup.

I told him I did try it (I try all The Soup-related shows), but I didn't like it.

He said "Try it again."

I did, and... I didn't like it.

Tom didn't give up and told me to try again.

And after I watched last week's marathon of 4-5 episodes, and, especially after seeing last week's new episode, I gotta say I'm liking it.

Each episode gets better, and Chris Hardwick is no Joel McHale-- yet-- but he's getting better (and I'm sure will find his own path).

Check it out. G4 on Sunday's at 8 pm CST (and a number of repeats throughout the week).

And heeeeere's a clip:

Now Here's Something You Don't See Every Day

My video clip/e-mail joke guru Allan sent me the link to this video.

This guy was returning from a fishing expedition in SE Alaska and ran across these guys.




Man, it's an amazing world out there, isn't it?

Unnecessary Censorship: Sesame Street Mashup

Some repeats as the other day's post, but there's new stuff too.

Well, the dude was in solitary confinement; what else would he do?

Condensed SOUP: 7/17

Stay for the end-- Joel's last punchline's awesome.