Wednesday, June 16, 2010

TV 2009-2010: The Inbetweeners

The Inbetweeners 

This would have been my favorite show of the year had the #1 show not blown me away during a viewing marathon. 

Raw, offensive, hilarious. New kid in school, Will, finds himself “settling” on a group of friends who are not cool—but not complete burnouts/morons. They’re in the middle of the social groups.

Will is the smartest of the four—and, unfortunately, he still hasn’t learned to keep that to himself. He is constantly making comments that are overheard—or just, plain sticking his foot in his mouth by not thinking before speaking. Just as he starts to “climb to the top”, he trips and falls back down. His home life is such that his mom has left his dad and moved to this new city. And tougher than being a child of divorce, Will also has to deal with the fact that every male in his school considers his mom pretty hot—and they never fail to mention that to him. Knowing your mom is a masturbation fantasy of your peers does not help one’s self-esteem.

Simon is the good-hearted and love-sick member of the group. He pines for classmate Carly, who considers him nothing more than an old friend (they’ve been neighbors since they were very young). Simon probably has the best chance to land a girlfriend, but he inevitably sabotages his chances by going after Carly instead. Simon, fortunately, has not only a drivers license, but also a car (which the others are embarrassed to ride in), so the others have to deal with his skittishness around women in return for the mobility he and the car provide.

Jay is the classic teenage horndog. Everything he says revolves around sex; every thought that pops into his head is about sex. And, as with most teenage boys, he has a severe lack of respect for the act or his potential partners. He constantly refers to girls in vulgar terms—and, as such, he never comes close to “landing” a date. Of course, he has a wild imagination about his prospects and his conquests—but the others have caught on to the fact that he’s full of crap on both. And while his friends calling out his bullshit is bad enough, his father is far, far worse to him. Your dad telling you that you have small penis in front of your friends is also not good for a teenager’s self-esteem.

Neil, quite possibly, could be the most normal of the group, if only he were a bit smarter. His lack of understanding of how uncool he is gets him into situations were he stands out—and is noticed to be as uncool as he is. He is also good at coming up with ideas for the group that eventually unravel as very basic questions are asked of the plan; things he just hadn’t thought through. Neil also has the unfortunate circumstance that his friends think his dad is gay. Luckily, his lack of wit is such that he doesn’t try to stage a comeback; he just says, “No he isn’t,” as his only defense.

This show never fails to make me laugh out loud numerous times in every half-hour episode. The pains of being a teenager are hyper-realized in this show, and it is gut-bustingly hilarious from start to finish. It may take a couple of episodes to get the language down (the speed of The Queen’s English and its slang, combined with numerous bleeps, can make it difficult to hear at first listen), but you can catch up quick.

The show isn’t for everyone. It is about teenage boys—and it is incredibly ribald pretty much from start to finish. But if you can handle the tone, you’ll laugh yourself hoarse.

2009-2010 TV Roundup

Okay, okay-- I'm a little late.  But it's been tough getting the needed time to post this properly.

Like in years past, I'm going to list the TV series I watched from about June 2009 to June 2010.  Why list them?  To give you an idea of what I watch (and what's worth watching) as well as giving a backdoor explanation why something's not on the Top Ten list (like Lost; I didn't put it in the top because I haven't watched it yet.

After that, over the next few days, I'll list my favorites from this past year.  They're not always the best, but they usually gave me the most pleasure and excitement.  They're definitely ones to check out when the new seasons start-- or something worth checking out on DVD.  I'll admit, I wrote up most of the Top Ten list during my lunches at work in April and May, so they may be a little rough. I apologize for that-- but if I tweak them much more, I'll never be able to post it in anything resembling a timely fashion.

So, here goes. The compete list:

Accidentally on Purpose; CBS; 2 eps

American Dad; FOX
Archer; FX
Aqua Teen Hunger Force; adult swim
Attack of the Show; G4; since Jan. 2010

Better Off Ted; ABC
Big Brother 11; CBS

Californication; Showtime
Caprica; Syfy
Chelsea Lately; E!
Clash of the Gods; History
Community; NBC
Cougartown; ABC
Curb Your Enthusiasm; HBO

Desperate Housewives; ABC
Dirty Sexy Money, ABC

Eastwick; ABC
Entourage; HBO

Family Guy; FOX

Gary Unmarried; CBS
Gavin and Stacy; BBC America
Glee; FOX

Hank; ABC; 2 eps
How I Met Your Mother; CBS

Inside Studio 42 with Bob Costas; MLB Network
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia; FX

Joe Buck Live; HBO
Justified; FX

La La Land; Showtime; 3 episodes
Leverage; TNT

Men of a Certain Age; TNT
Metalocalypse; adult swim
Modern Family; ABC
Mythbusters; Discovery

National Parks: America’s Best Idea; PBS
Nurse Jackie; Showtime

Parenthood; NBC
Parks and Recreation; NBC
Penn & Teller’s Bullshit; Showtime

Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel; HBO
Real Time with Bill Maher; HBO
Robot Chicken; adult swim
Romantically Challenged; ABC; 3 episodes
Rules of Engagement; CBS

Scrubs; ABC
Shaq Vs.; ABC
Sons of Tucson; FOX
South Park; Comedy Central

10 Things I Hate About You; ABC Family
That Mitchell and Webb Look; BBC America
The Big Bang Theory; CBS
The Cleveland Show; FOX
The Goode Family; ABC
The Inbetweeners; BBC America
The Lazy Environmentalist; Sundance
The League; FX
The Middle; ABC
The New Adventures of Old Christine; CBS
The Office; NBC
The Ricky Gervais Show; HBO; 3 eps
The Sarah Silverman Program; Comedy Central
The Simpsons; FOX
The Soup; E!
The Soup Presents; E!
The Venture Brothers; adult swim

30 For 30; ESPN
30 Rock; NBC
Titan Maximum; adult swim

Tosh.0; Comedy Central

Ugly Betty; ABC

V; ABC

Web Soup; G4
Weeds; Showtime
Wipeout; ABC

Z Rock; IFC


Not new during June 2008-May 2009:
Californication Season 2
Doctor Who Season 2
Doctor Who Season 3
Doctor Who Season 4
Doctor Who Specials
Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 2
Who Wants to Be a Superhero Season 2

Star Wars Old Republic 2010 E3 Trailer

This one blew me away.



When I first heard about this MMO, I thought, "Who's not gonna be a Jedi?"

Then I watched the kick-ass soldier in that trailer. Damn!



And here's last year's:

Monday, June 14, 2010

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Dog Shows Junk

Premieres and Notables; June 14-20, 2010

Tuesday, 6/15

It's Effing Science; G4. 7 pm (I think) CST. Series Premiere.
Taking a semi-regular feature from Attack of the Show and making a series around it may not seem like a winner, but I think this show will do okay.  Using science principles, the crew makes wicked experiments happen, like a gigantic potato gun (that looks more like a bazooka). 
There are other shows that kind of do the same thing, but they rely on "mystery" elements that keep viewers from really seeing how this stuff is made.  I don't think this show will do much of the same; they pretty much laid out how to make the potato gun in the clips I saw.

Hell's Kitchen; FOX. 7 pm CST. 7th Season Premiere.

Cupcake Wars; Food. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Who knew making cupcakes was so badass?

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List; Bravo. 8 pm CST. 6th Season Premiere.

Double Exposure; 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A reality show that follows two professional celebrity photographers.


Wednesday, 6/16

Top Chef: Washington, D.C.; Bravo. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Man V. Food; Travel Channel. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Hot In Cleveland; TV Land.  9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Three middle-aged L.A. women have a layover in Cleveland and decide to stay there because they are "hot in Cleveland" as opposed to just being "old" in L.A. 
A not-great concept that could be comedy gold when the three women are Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, and Jane Leeves.  Throw in Betty White as their landlord, and it's a killer cast.
Unfortunately, everything I've read from critics has said it's not very funny.  I'll stick it out a couple of episodes in the hopes it gets better-- but then, I'm a glutton for TV punishment (and I think this cast's past work has earned a little loyalty from me).

The Fabulous Beekman Boys; Planet Green.  8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
This docuseries follows two gay city-boys as they head to a farm in upstate New York to start their own organic foods business.


Thursday, 6/17

Moonlight; The CW.  8 pm CST. Repeat.
This vampire show from 2008 gained a pretty hardcore fanbase (maybe largely attributed to women's dream, star Alex O'Loughlin), and The CW bought all 16 episodes to run after The Vampire Diaries. 
I never ended up watching the first run (it aired too soon after the painful Angel finale), but I may give it a shot this time...

Supreme Court of Comedy; The 101 Network (DirectTV?). 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Friday, 6/18

Past Life (FOX; 7 pm CST). Series Finale.

Battle of the Wedding Designers; TLC.  9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Good God...  Just what the world needs: another freakin' wedding planner series.


Saturday, 6/19

The Ultimate Fighter 11 (Spike; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.


Sunday, 6/20

'Til Death (FOX; 6 pm CST). Series Finale.
Like you were still watching it...

Jonas L.A. Disney Channel. 7:30 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Scoundrels; ABC. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A family of con-artists decide to go legit when their father gets jailed.  Then they find the "legit" world isn't all that honest, either. 
Seems like a decent cast (including David James Elliot and Virginia Madsen), and the premise has worked elsewhere (this is an adaptation of the New Zealand show Outrageous Fortune), so it may be worth trying out.
But it is an adaptation/remake-- and it's premiering in the summer-- so who knows...?

The Tudors; Showtime. 8 pm CST. Series Finale.

Leverage; TNT.  8 pm CST. 3rd Season Premiere.
This is summer TV at it's best: light, fun, better-than-it-should-be.
Check it out if you have an hour to spare...

The Gates; ABC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Ah-- the networks are finally jumping on the vampire craze...
This series follows the attempts of a chief of police who has to keep the vampires within the limits of the gated community they live in.

Merlin (Syfy; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.

The Real L Word; Showtime. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Hmmm.  Showtime decides to follow-up its lesbian drama with a lesbian reality show...

Saturday, June 12, 2010

More Changes

As I'm sure you've noticed (if you even give a crap) that I abandoned the video-clip-per-day.  It was getting tough to find something in the parameters I set for myself.  And I don't think anyone cared anyway-- not even my friends who used my comments section of one of my posts to have conversations in Japanese.  About nothing to do with the post (I used the Microsoft translator to be sure). 

Hey, if you're going to post a comment, share it with the rest of the class, won't you?

So, anyway, you may or may not see a video clip every day, depending on how much effort I can put into posting them as well as how often I can find videos cliups that are entertaining enough to post.  Hopefully it'll still happen 3-4 times week; with the better clips I find (which are getting tougher to find as YouTube has more and more "embedding disabled" clips-- damn you, copyright holders!).

And, as you can see, I changed the template again (only the third or fourth major change in, what, five years?)  Hopefully this new template will allow for a larger video clip area (I know some small percentage used to get cut off, and I tried fixing that many times-- using absolutely no HTML knowledge).

So, hey, for those two to three followers I have, I hope you find the changes make this blog better.

If not, make your own blog...

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Dr Drew on AOTS

This is why I love Attack of the Show.  Talkin' naughty, Olivia looking hot as Hell, and Kevin giving terrible advice (wait until the end when they start talking about anal)...

Friday, June 04, 2010

Premieres and Notables; June 7-13, 2010

Not much time today/this weekend.  Just going to throw this out there without most of the comments.  If you need to know what a show is about this week, check the network's website.

All times are CST.

Monday, 6/7

Lie to Me (FOX; 7 pm) returns.  And Good Guys (FOX; 8 pm) starts its run after the sneak peak of a few weeks ago (fun show, BTW)

Last Comic Standing; NBC. 7 pm CST.  Season Premiere.
With yet another host: Craig Robinson.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager; ABC Family. 7 pm. Season Premiere.

Neighbors From Hell; TBS. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Animated show about neighbors who are literally from Hell...

Nurse Jackie (Showtime; 9 pm). Season Finale.

Persons Unknown; NBC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.

United States of Tara (Showtime; 9:30 pm). Season Finale.

Dance Your Ass Off; Oxygen. 10 pm. Season Premiere.


Tuesday, 6/8

Glee (FOX; 7:59) Season Finale.

Pretty Little Liars; ABC Family. 7 pm. Series Premiere.

Justified (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Raylan, Boyd, and Bo clash.


Wednesday, 6/9

Monsters Inside Me; Animal Planet. 9 pm. Season Premiere.

Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman; Science. 9 pm. Series Premiere.

Top Chef Masters 2 (Bravo; 9 pm). Season Finale.

Work of Art: The Next Great Artist; Bravo. 10 pm. Series Premiere.


Thursday, 6/10

Penn & Teller Bull!/*&^%/Shit; Showtime.  9 pm.  Season Premiere.

The Green Room With Paul Provenza; Showtime.  9:30 pm.  Series Premiere.


Friday, 6/11

Stargate Universe (Syfy; 9 pm). Season Finale.


Sunday, 6/13

True Blood; HBO. 8 pm. 3rd Season Premiere.

Breaking Bad; AMC. 9 pm. 3rd Season Premiere.

Design Star; HGTV. 9 pm. Season Premiere.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Powerthirst 3: Powermost

This is possibly the most offensively hilarious thing I've ever seen.

And yes, some would find it MUCH more offensive than I do...

...And not as hilarious.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Premieres and Noteables: May 31- June 6, 2010

Monday, 5/31

Cake Boss; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

True Beauty; ABC. 9:02 pm CST. Season Premiere.


Tuesday, 6/1

Wipeout; ABC. 7 pm CST. Sneak Peek.
A two-hour episode to hold me and my kids over until Season 3 kicks off on June 22.
And this one (if Entertainment Weekly has its info right) features couples on their first dates.
Yeah, I'm sure this will go over well...

America's Got Talent; NBC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Hell's Kitchen; FOX. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.

One Big Happy Family; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Jersey Couture; Oxygen. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A reality show focusing on a family-run dress shop in Joi-sey.

The Little Couple; TLC. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Losing It With Jillian; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Biggest Loser trainer, Jillian Michaels, helps a different type of clientele when she works with teenagers on the cusp of losing their virginity.  Michaels says, "I work with fatties all day long, and a lot of their eating and body issues can be directly tied to poor sexual experiences they had when they were younger. Hopefully, working with these kids now will help them keep the weight off later."


Obviously, the above is not true. Jillian is really working with fat people... Again...


Wednesday, 6/2

Are We There Yet? TBS. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Ice Cube-starring 2005 film gets the TV treatment. This time, the father-figure is played by Everybody Hates Chris' (and the kick-ass Old Spice commercials) Terry Crews.
I'm so there...

Tosh.0 (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm) returns with new episodes.  It's not perfect, but it has some good moments.

Half Pint Brawlers; Spike. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Sounds like the title says it all.


Thursday, 6/3

Burn Notice; USA. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.

Royal Pains; USA. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Fugitive Chronicles (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.


Friday, 6/4

Whale Wars; Animal Planet.  8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

The Neistat Brothers; HBO. 11 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A semi-autobiographical show about two brother filmmakers.


Sunday, 6/6

Sons of Tucson (FOX; 6:30 pm) burns off its remaining episodes over the next few weeks. --Unless it gets cancelled again.

Drop Dead Diva; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.

Ice Road Truckers; History. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.

Scouts Give Back

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Wednesday, May 26, 2010