Not much time today/this weekend. Just going to throw this out there without most of the comments. If you need to know what a show is about this week, check the network's website.
All times are CST.
Monday, 6/7
Lie to Me (FOX; 7 pm) returns. And Good Guys (FOX; 8 pm) starts its run after the sneak peak of a few weeks ago (fun show, BTW)
Last Comic Standing; NBC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
With yet another host: Craig Robinson.
The Secret Life of the American Teenager; ABC Family. 7 pm. Season Premiere.
Neighbors From Hell; TBS. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Animated show about neighbors who are literally from Hell...
Nurse Jackie (Showtime; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Persons Unknown; NBC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
United States of Tara (Showtime; 9:30 pm). Season Finale.
Dance Your Ass Off; Oxygen. 10 pm. Season Premiere.
Tuesday, 6/8
Glee (FOX; 7:59) Season Finale.
Pretty Little Liars; ABC Family. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
Justified (FX; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Raylan, Boyd, and Bo clash.
Wednesday, 6/9
Monsters Inside Me; Animal Planet. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman; Science. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Top Chef Masters 2 (Bravo; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Work of Art: The Next Great Artist; Bravo. 10 pm. Series Premiere.
Thursday, 6/10
Penn & Teller Bull!/*&^%/Shit; Showtime. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
The Green Room With Paul Provenza; Showtime. 9:30 pm. Series Premiere.
Friday, 6/11
Stargate Universe (Syfy; 9 pm). Season Finale.
Sunday, 6/13
True Blood; HBO. 8 pm. 3rd Season Premiere.
Breaking Bad; AMC. 9 pm. 3rd Season Premiere.
Design Star; HGTV. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Friday, June 04, 2010
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Powerthirst 3: Powermost
This is possibly the most offensively hilarious thing I've ever seen.
And yes, some would find it MUCH more offensive than I do...
...And not as hilarious.
And yes, some would find it MUCH more offensive than I do...
...And not as hilarious.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Premieres and Noteables: May 31- June 6, 2010
Monday, 5/31
Cake Boss; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
True Beauty; ABC. 9:02 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Tuesday, 6/1
Wipeout; ABC. 7 pm CST. Sneak Peek.
A two-hour episode to hold me and my kids over until Season 3 kicks off on June 22.
And this one (if Entertainment Weekly has its info right) features couples on their first dates.
Yeah, I'm sure this will go over well...
America's Got Talent; NBC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hell's Kitchen; FOX. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
One Big Happy Family; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Jersey Couture; Oxygen. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A reality show focusing on a family-run dress shop in Joi-sey.
The Little Couple; TLC. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Losing It With Jillian; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Biggest Loser trainer, Jillian Michaels, helps a different type of clientele when she works with teenagers on the cusp of losing their virginity. Michaels says, "I work with fatties all day long, and a lot of their eating and body issues can be directly tied to poor sexual experiences they had when they were younger. Hopefully, working with these kids now will help them keep the weight off later."
Obviously, the above is not true. Jillian is really working with fat people... Again...
Wednesday, 6/2
Are We There Yet? TBS. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Ice Cube-starring 2005 film gets the TV treatment. This time, the father-figure is played by Everybody Hates Chris' (and the kick-ass Old Spice commercials) Terry Crews.
I'm so there...
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm) returns with new episodes. It's not perfect, but it has some good moments.
Half Pint Brawlers; Spike. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Sounds like the title says it all.
Thursday, 6/3
Burn Notice; USA. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Royal Pains; USA. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Fugitive Chronicles (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Friday, 6/4
Whale Wars; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Neistat Brothers; HBO. 11 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A semi-autobiographical show about two brother filmmakers.
Sunday, 6/6
Sons of Tucson (FOX; 6:30 pm) burns off its remaining episodes over the next few weeks. --Unless it gets cancelled again.
Drop Dead Diva; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Ice Road Truckers; History. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Cake Boss; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
True Beauty; ABC. 9:02 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Tuesday, 6/1
Wipeout; ABC. 7 pm CST. Sneak Peek.
A two-hour episode to hold me and my kids over until Season 3 kicks off on June 22.
And this one (if Entertainment Weekly has its info right) features couples on their first dates.
Yeah, I'm sure this will go over well...
America's Got Talent; NBC. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Hell's Kitchen; FOX. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
One Big Happy Family; TLC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Jersey Couture; Oxygen. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A reality show focusing on a family-run dress shop in Joi-sey.
The Little Couple; TLC. 9 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Losing It With Jillian; NBC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Biggest Loser trainer, Jillian Michaels, helps a different type of clientele when she works with teenagers on the cusp of losing their virginity. Michaels says, "I work with fatties all day long, and a lot of their eating and body issues can be directly tied to poor sexual experiences they had when they were younger. Hopefully, working with these kids now will help them keep the weight off later."
Obviously, the above is not true. Jillian is really working with fat people... Again...
Wednesday, 6/2
Are We There Yet? TBS. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
The Ice Cube-starring 2005 film gets the TV treatment. This time, the father-figure is played by Everybody Hates Chris' (and the kick-ass Old Spice commercials) Terry Crews.
I'm so there...
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central; 9:30 pm) returns with new episodes. It's not perfect, but it has some good moments.
Half Pint Brawlers; Spike. 10 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Sounds like the title says it all.
Thursday, 6/3
Burn Notice; USA. 8 pm CST. 4th Season Premiere.
Royal Pains; USA. 9 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Fugitive Chronicles (A&E; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Friday, 6/4
Whale Wars; Animal Planet. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
The Neistat Brothers; HBO. 11 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A semi-autobiographical show about two brother filmmakers.
Sunday, 6/6
Sons of Tucson (FOX; 6:30 pm) burns off its remaining episodes over the next few weeks. --Unless it gets cancelled again.
Drop Dead Diva; Lifetime. 8 pm CST. 2nd Season Premiere.
Ice Road Truckers; History. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Finales and Notables; May 24-30, 2010
Monday, 5/24
Chuck (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Barney decides to help Marshall and Lily on their decision of whether or not to have kids.
24 (FOX; 7 pm). Series Finale.
The last 2 hours with Jack.
It's supposed to be a sad one...
The Bachelorette; ABC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Two and a Half Men (CBS; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
The last ep where Charlie Sheen makes the chump change of $850,000 for an episode.
Next Fall, he'll be up to $2 million an ep.
That's what suddenly going crazy, (allegedly) beating your wife, going to rehab, shaving your head, and threatening to never return to your show will buy you: a million dollar increase to your salary.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS; 8:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sheldon gets matched up.
CSI:Miami (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Law & Order (NBC; 9 pm CST). Series Finale.
After 20 years, the final "cha-chung" gets cha-chunged.
Tuesday, 5/25
NCIS (CBS; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
The Biggest Loser (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
The Good Wife (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Parenthood (NBC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 5/26
American Idol (FOX; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
From what I've heard about the 2 hour Idol finales, you can probably just watch the last five minutes...
Ground War (PBS; 8 & 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Criminal Minds (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
CSI: NY (CBS; 9 pm CST0. Season Finale.
Thursday, 5/27
FlashForward (ABC; 7 pm CST). Series Finale.
So You Think You Can Dance; FOX. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
100 Questions; NBC. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A single girl answers one of one hundred dating questions in each episode.
Considering NBC waited to burn this show off in the Summer, I have a good feeling she won't get through the whole questionnaire...
Police Women of Memphis; TLC. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Four female cops in Memphis are followed in this reality show.
Mall Cops: Mall of America; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Just what it sounds like...
This sounds so stupid, I just may have to look for myself...
Friday, 5/28
Past Life (FOX; 7 pm CST) burns off its unaired episodes starting tonight.
The Soup Presents: 20 Years of Takin' Some E!; E!. 9 pm CST. Special.
Joel McHale and The Soup gang rip on E!'s 20 years of broadcasting.
How will they ever fit it all into 30 minutes? Just the shit on that Hefner's girlfriends' show is good for hours of stupidity.
Chuck (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Barney decides to help Marshall and Lily on their decision of whether or not to have kids.
24 (FOX; 7 pm). Series Finale.
The last 2 hours with Jack.
It's supposed to be a sad one...
The Bachelorette; ABC. 8 pm CST. Season Premiere.
Two and a Half Men (CBS; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
The last ep where Charlie Sheen makes the chump change of $850,000 for an episode.
Next Fall, he'll be up to $2 million an ep.
That's what suddenly going crazy, (allegedly) beating your wife, going to rehab, shaving your head, and threatening to never return to your show will buy you: a million dollar increase to your salary.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS; 8:30 pm CST). Season Finale.
Sheldon gets matched up.
CSI:Miami (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Law & Order (NBC; 9 pm CST). Series Finale.
After 20 years, the final "cha-chung" gets cha-chunged.
Tuesday, 5/25
NCIS (CBS; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
The Biggest Loser (NBC; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS; 8 pm CST). Season Finale.
The Good Wife (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Parenthood (NBC; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Wednesday, 5/26
American Idol (FOX; 7 pm CST). Season Finale.
From what I've heard about the 2 hour Idol finales, you can probably just watch the last five minutes...
Ground War (PBS; 8 & 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
Criminal Minds (CBS; 9 pm CST). Season Finale.
CSI: NY (CBS; 9 pm CST0. Season Finale.
Thursday, 5/27
FlashForward (ABC; 7 pm CST). Series Finale.
So You Think You Can Dance; FOX. 7 pm CST. Season Premiere.
100 Questions; NBC. 7:30 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A single girl answers one of one hundred dating questions in each episode.
Considering NBC waited to burn this show off in the Summer, I have a good feeling she won't get through the whole questionnaire...
Police Women of Memphis; TLC. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Four female cops in Memphis are followed in this reality show.
Mall Cops: Mall of America; TLC. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Just what it sounds like...
This sounds so stupid, I just may have to look for myself...
Friday, 5/28
Past Life (FOX; 7 pm CST) burns off its unaired episodes starting tonight.
The Soup Presents: 20 Years of Takin' Some E!; E!. 9 pm CST. Special.
Joel McHale and The Soup gang rip on E!'s 20 years of broadcasting.
How will they ever fit it all into 30 minutes? Just the shit on that Hefner's girlfriends' show is good for hours of stupidity.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Edge and Christian confirm their nuts are okay
From the golden age of WWE Wrestling (late '90s- early '00s).
I loved these guys.
I loved these guys.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
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