Thursday, July 12, 2007

My Favorite Things-- Whack Ads

On my vacation last year, I found this great book by Ed Polish and Darren Wotz called You Say I'm Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing which takes advertising images from the '40s, '50s and '60s and adds sassy captions. Here are some scans of pages. I laugh my ass off every time I look at this thing.

These images were not reproduced with permission, but maybe I'll avoid trouble if I add a link to Amazon you can use to buy your own copy right here.

Until then, enjoy this brief glimpse [Note: naughty language ahead]:









































And my all-time favorite; the one I liked so much, I had to buy the magnet (I don't have anywhere to put it, but at least I know I own it):















Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Time to Man Up

Kenny Mayne gives it to guy who uses a cuddle toy club cover.

Mayne Event:Jerry Rice Plays Flag Football

I dig Kenny Mayne's pieces. This one is great. "It's Jerry Time!"

Funny or Die

You may remember a while back when I directed you all to probably the funniest video I've found online, featuring Will Ferrell and his landlord. If you don't remember it, check it out here.

Well, they've done it again. This time, Ferrell is brought into the police station to sign a confession. There IS some bad news at the end of this vid, but just try to remember what has already been shared with us and then savor it a little more.

This doesn't feature Ferrell or Pearl, but is pretty funny-- but a little raw.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The Critics Have Spoken

Here are some links to the Summer 2007 Critics poll announced a few days ago. I'll make a link for each page of results and the "recap" write-up from tvweek.com, but if you don't want to come back for each one, there are links on the tvweek.com page you can use instead.

Series Poll
Best Series write-up
Worst Series write-up

Mini-series and Specials Poll
Mini-series and Special write-up

As an added bonus, here's what critics thought of some of the
Fall pilots.

FOX Fall Premiere Sked

TVguide.com posted the premiere schedule for FOX. I can't believe I have another two and a half months before Prison Break returns.

FOX Premiere Schedule

Disaster Averted

I was on vacation for a week and came back to find out the DVR had some problems and needed to be replaced. So I lost everything: John in Cincinnati and Flight of the Conchords episodes and the premiere of Big Brother and Part 1 of the "Nature" episode of Moral Orel. I won't even go into the loss of the one Star Trek: Enterprise episode I don't have on tape and waited five months to rerecord (I was hoping to rig up something to get the DVR to record to the VCR).

Not the worst thing to happen in the world, but disappointing.

But there is a little bright spot as I could catch the missed Big Brother and Moral Orel episodes on the Internet. And while I was there, I found some cool Moral Orel video links on the [adult swim] website:


First is when Orel saves his urine because God hates waste, and has to tell Doughy "I'm not drinking lemonade."

Next is Clay teaching Orel what it means to be grown up.

And what happens when Orel realizes God in him.

Orel spreads the Gospel lesson of turning the other cheek

And one of my favorite lines of all time is what Orel says after Principal Fakey asks him if he knows what happens to little boys who masturbate.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Premieres and Notables, July 9-15, 2007

I'm on vacation until the middle of next week, so I thought I better post this early in case I don't get the chance to later.


Monday, 7/9

Spielberg on Spielberg; TCM. 7 pm CST. Special.
A documentary that allows Steven Spielberg to discuss his films. TCM is probably in the top five networks for such a doc, so check it out.

Hell Date; BET. 6:30 pm. Series premiere.
A fake dating show that sets unsuspecting singles up with actors who go out of their way to make for bad dates. Sounds classy.

Take the Cake; BET. 10 pm. Series premiere.
An interactive game show where viewers can win via phone, texting, or the internet.

Greek, ABC Family. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
A comedy looking at college fraternities.

The Bronx is Burning; ESPN. 9 pm. Mini-Series.
ESPN isn't known for its scripted programming, but the few times it attempts it, it usually gets it right. I've heard high-praise for this 8-part mini-series that focuses on the summer of 1977 when the Yankees pursued the Title while the Son of Sam killer was on the loose.


Tuesday, 7/10

Tru Calling; Sci Fi. 6 pm & 7 pm. Series Repeats.
One of the hidden gems of recent years was this show starring Eliza Dushku as a morgue attendant who can go back through time to try to avert the deaths of the corpses who speak to her. Toward the end of the first season, her opposite number turns up, and things really start picking up. Sci Fi is now airing its two seasons starting tonight. Highly recommended.

Singing Bee; NBC. 8:30 pm. Series Premiere.
Joey Fatone hosts this game show where people try to recall the lyrics of songs. Who wants to take bets that this lasts longer than six weeks?

Build it Bigger; Discovery. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
A look at how big things get assembled. The first ep shows us how a roller coaster gets put together.

Baldwin Hills; BET. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Yet another look at privileged kids in the L.A. area. This time, though, it's through the eyes of African-American youth.

Eureka; SciFi. 8 pm. Season premiere.
The second season of this quirky show begins. As with many, I haven't watched it yet, but I have the whole series thus far on tape. I've only heard good things about it. Check it out.

Into Alaska With Jeff Corwin; Travel. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
I'm not an outdoorsy person, but it's undeniable that this state is majestic and beautiful. I hope I can see it before I die (or before Dubya gets his oil-soaked paws on it). Wildlife biologist and conservationist Jeff Corwin is the perfect host for this travel show.

And if anyone is still watching Pirate Master (my last ep was last week), it's moving to Tuesdays starting this week and airing at 9 pm now.


Wednesday, 7/11

TV Land Confidential; TV Land. 9 & 9:30 pm. Season premiere.
Season two begins with a look at TV oddballs and then takes a look at behind the scenes of favorite movies.

Cash Cab; Discovery. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Season three of the game show in a taxi series.

Super Bikes!; Speed. 7 pm. Season Premiere.
I guess it's a show about motorbikes and the people who ride them.

Don't Forget the Lyrics!; FOX. 8:30. Series Premiere.
See what I wrote on Tuesday about Singing Bee yesterday and replace Joey Fatone with Wayne Brady. It really is the same concept. Leave it up to FOX and NBC to get into a pissing match over a crap concept (remember a few years back when they had competing boxing series' s?).


Thursday, 7/12

General Hospital: Night Shift; SoapNet. 10 pm. Series Premiere.
For the net's first original scripted series, they made a spin-off about what happens to the hospital when the mother series' docs go home. It's got Billy Dee Williams.

This is taking way too long. Here are the premieres, pellet-style:
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares; BBC America. 7 pm. Season 3 premiere.
First 48; A&E. 8 pm. 5th Season premiere.
Kansas City Swat; A&E. 9 pm. Season 2 Premiere.
Fine Tuned; Speed. 8 pm. Series Prem. Auto makeovers.
Hard Shine; TLC. 9 pm. Series. Prem. Competition for job with hod-rod fabricator.


Friday, 7/13

Monk; USA. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
The sixth season opens with Sarah Silverman guest-starring as a fan of the OD PI.

Psych; USA. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
The second season of this show has guest-stars as well: Tim Curry and Gina Gershon.

A Model Life With Petra Nemcova; TLC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Just in case you were ever wondering what it takes to be a model and have missed the dozens of shows just like it that have aired the past few years.

And if you missed Jericho last season, CBS is airing Return to Jericho (7 pm), recapping the first 11 eps, before it begins repeating the back-half of the season (8 pm) the rest of the summer.


Saturday, 7/14

Simply Delicioso; Food Network. 10:30 am. Series premiere.
Ingrid Hoffmann shows us how to prepare Latino dishes. We had a Mexican-food party this past weekend at our house, and let me tell you, the food is AWESOME when prepared fresh. I think this show can open up a whole new world for me.


Sunday, 7/15

Side Order of Life; Lifetime. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
This dramedy follows a young photographer who questions her life (on the eve of her wedding) when her friend gets cancer. Jason Priestly (who hasn't had good luck with shows since 90210) also stars.

Scott Baio is 45... And Single; VH1. 9:30. Series Premiere.
VH1 is on my banned network lists (for airing such horse-crap shows), but this one I just couldn't go without mentioning. Apparently, Baio has been a serial bed-hopper, and now he wants to atone for his man-whore ways by apologizing to "all the girls he's loved before"-- and he brings the cameras along as he does it. I guess the Charles in Charge money has run out...

A Side Note to Celebrate Year 231

Hope everyone had a great 4th. I've spent the majority of my driving hours the past two months listening to Revolutionary War audio books, and I've learned a ton about what went on during the close of the Eighteenth Century.

We should keep in mind just how special this country is because many, many things could have gone the other way, and we could easily still be a colony of another nation. I really don't think people realize that fact anymore-- the revolution should have failed considering everything that was against those people. A (relatively) small group of men (and the women in their lives sacrificed in their own ways as well) went up against the greatest and most powerful nation that had ever existed up until that time and broke themselves away. For the first time in history, a colony successfully won its independence from its mother country without having a monarch take charge.

Even after the war was won, Europe figured we'd be back as a colony soon enough. It never happened, but it very easily could have. Some luck, some help (notably from France and The Netherlands), and the skill of a handful of men-- none of whom were "politicians" when they started-- who believed in what they had won and gave their entire beings to keeping it are all that kept this experiment from being a failure.

No matter what you think of our government now (I'm certainly not impressed), it's the country as well as the ideals that we need to remember are what makes us special.

I think we forget that, especially as we lose more and more people who were alive during the Forties (the last generation who really had to remember what we're about). Let's not forget anymore, and let's not let a major calamity be the reason we have to remember again.

Monday, July 02, 2007

EMMY Preview

TV Guide's Matt Roush commented on TheEnvelope.com's reporting of what could be the final ten for the best drama and best comedy categories.

I agree with Matt about 90% of the time, so I found the post interesting.

Check it out here.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Keanu's Sausage

ROBOT CHICKEN hi-jinks posted by Choule.

In Case You Can't Catch the Movie...

Check out this ROBOT CHICKEN clip (posted by sabinaelrod). Love the reaction by Optimus when he gets a prostate exam...

Premieres and Notables July 2-8, 2007

I see Creature Comforts is listed in TV Guide (obviously printed before it was cancelled), so I'll say "Boo, CBS! You suck!" just one more time-- especially after I watched the third and final episode a few nights ago. Pure genius. Catch it if it makes it to DVD.


Wednesday, 7/4

FOX burns off the last two episodes of Drive (7 & 8 pm CST) that were in the can.

And a Holiday tradition with basic cable: marathons!
Monk; USA. 22 hours of the show, beginning at 5 am.
Law & Order; TNT. 15 hours beginning at 7 am.
King of the Hill; FX. 12 hours at 11 am.
Married With Children; FX. 4 hours at 7 am.
The Twilight Zone; Sci Fi. 21 hours at 7 am.

And AMC and TMC are having patriotic-themed movies throughout the day.


Thursday, 7/5

Ultimate NASCAR; ESPN. 8 pm CST. Series Premiere.
I don't know anything about it. Maybe my friend, Brian, will put something on his blog since I'm a dick and just called him out on it: http://dahlyvh.blogspot.com/

Big Brother; CBS. 7 pm. Season Premiere.
I have a confession: this show is my guilty pleasure. I know: I extol the virtues of watching good TV, and I watch this show that no "TV-learned" person will say has any merit. But I like it. If it was on in the Fall, I probably wouldn't see it, but there's just so much crap in the summer, that I actually look forward to it. And who doesn't love The Chen-Bot?

Anyway, more stuff to come, but first, let's check out these videos:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KDo7-4HbE80

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zkGsY4gVE2w


Friday, 7/6

Doctor Who; Sci Fi. 7 & 8:30 pm. Season Premiere.
The Doctor is back-- this time without fan-favorite sidekick Rose. But in the second episode, he gains a new partner, so he shouldn't be lonely for long.


Saturday, 7/7

Assume the Position 201 With Mr. Wuhl; HBO. 9 pm. Special
The sequel to Wuhl's profane, funny, and very informative special last year about American History that focuses on the effect pop culture has on it. Highly recommended.

Avenging Angel; Hallmark. 8 pm. Movie.
Normally I wouldn't add a made-for-TV movie unless it was the absolute highest caliber. But I like Kevin Sorbo, so I'm going to mention the Western movie he stars in as a preacher-turned-bounty hunter.


Sunday, 7/8

American Body Shop; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm. Series Premiere.
Yet another mock-reality show from this network which seems to just like throwing shit at a wall to see if it sticks. I used to check out every new series this network made, but they've had so many misses lately (aside from The Sarah Silverman Program), I'm gonna pass on this one.

Speedology; National Geographic. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
A look at things done quickly. The pilot looks at speed eaters and what it does to a body to shovel in hot dogs and chicken wings at the rate they do.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

My Favorite Things-- EXTRAS and Trick Pens

One of my favorite scenes from EXTRAS (courtesy of ExtrasSEries2).

"It's like a Picadilly Circus in here."

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Star Trek Cribs - The Director's Cut

G4TV's commerical is awesome... Simply awesome.

Hook, Line, and Sinker

alexlloyd69 posted this clip, featuring one of Tim's best pranks, where Gareth falls for it hook, line, and-- well, you know the rest...

Keith's Appraisal

Yet another U.K. OFFICE clip from vanillabuzz. Keith absolutely rules. And this clip also gives a great example of why Ricky Gervais is such a master of comedy: three simples words "Always the same."

Gareth Is On the Case

What if Gareth had become a cop instead of an Assistant (to the) Regional Manager? One shudders to imagine...

Gareth Explains His Manliness

Another great OFFICE (U.K.) bit; this time courtesy of vanillabuzz.

One word: clueless.

The Office - Stapler Banter

One of my favorite bits from the U.K. OFFICE courtesy of wdb81. "It's got YOUR name on it."

Elevator Guy from 'The Loop'

I couldn't find the bit about half a yardstick (still rules), but "theguyotc" posted this bit that includes the line "power against power".

ABC Longs To Be Hero, Too-- Rescues Show

First NBC renewed Friday Night Lights when it could have (by rights) let it go (props to The Peacock).

Then CBS brings Jericho back from the dead (nice move by The Eye).

ABC felt left out, so they, too, revived a show that was expected to be dead when it wasn't mentioned at upfronts. They elected to bring back According to Jim. They even did CBS one better by giving the show an eighteen episode commitment (Jericho just got seven).

Hmmm. You know, ABC, if you wanted to make a statement, you could have brought back Brothers and Sisters or SportsNight (Sorkin's not real busy now)...

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

My Favorite Things-- THE LOOP

I hope to do a little feature from time to time that just, simply, explains something I find just funny or helpful or whatever. No real rhyme or reason. Here's the first:



Last Sunday, I was watching The Loop (which has become one of my two favorite shows airing new episodes this summer), and one of the characters said one of the most crass, but funny things I've heard in a long time.



Our "hero", Sam, gets bugged by Derek about every episode. They nearly always meet in the elevator, and Derek gives Sam a hard time by bragging about his own sexual accomplishments using very unsubtle metaphors while they wait for the elevator to take them to the right floor. One from Sunday just stuck with me. I'm going to paraphrase here because after I laughed at the crass part, I missed some of the rest:



"Where was I last night? You could guess I was half a yardstick in some Brazilian model..."



"Half a yardstick..." Three words that say so much...

Rabid Wolverine



Well, I intended on doing some funny bits tonight, but as I flipped on the VCR that had recorded The 4400 last night, I saw that WWE Raw was doing a tribute show. And my heart sank. I stopped watching pro wrestling about 18 months ago, but I still feel an affinity and admiration for many of the performers-- a large number of whom unfortunately have short lifespans.

Monday, Chris Benoit and his wife and young son were found dead in their home.

It's pretty early to tell what exactly happened, but from what I gathered from doing a little research on the Web, police are looking at the scene as a double-murder/suicide. Autopsies are supposed to be performed Tuesday, but police have stated that guns were not involved and there was no indication of stabbing, either.

I'm sure in the next few weeks, the truth will be known and people will have various opinions on the events leading up to the deaths, but I wanted to take just a little time to honor the man dubbed "The Crippler" and "The Rabid Wolverine".
To watch the guy in a match was to see someone who gave it all-- all the time-- as well as to see one of the greatest technicians of the "sport", ever. I used to read a lot of backstage stuff, and I can't remember a single person who had anything bad to say about the guy. "Dependable", "amazing", "professional", "calm", "respect" were just a few of the words used to describe him by anyone who talked about him.
His character never really struck a chord in me; I never really rooted for him. But I respected him. To watch a match he was in was to watch a master do his thing.
Pro wrestling gets laughed at by society at large for being fake, but I followed it enough to know that even though things are predetermined and matches are usually planned-out, these guys still take risks with their bodies. Being a pro wrestler takes an unbelievable amount of dedication. It is not an easy life. Jumping off the top rope onto another person hurts. Getting smacked by chair would do serious damage to someone in the "real world", but it still has to hurt like Hell in the ring. These professionals know how to take a hit-- but they still get hit. I'm sure Benoit wouldn't disagree with me since he had to have neck surgery a few years back to repair the damage he had done to him in his career.
For pro wrestling to lose someone like Benoit is a terrible blow. It's hard to compare him to people in other fields, but losing Benoit is to wrestling like losing Pacino in acting or Scorsese in directing. "Sports Entertainment" lost one of its greatest workers of all time Monday.
I don't even watch it anymore, but I will miss him.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Premieres and Notables June 25- July 1, 2007

Finally... a light week.


Monday, 6/25

Arthur; PBS. 7:30 am CST (check local listings). Season Premiere.
The eleventh season begins.

Wayside; Nickelodeon. 11:30 am CST. Series Premiere.
An animated series, based on the Wayside School book series.

History Detectives; PBS. 8 pm (check local times). Season Premiere.
Season Five.

Semper Fi: One Marine's Journey; Showtime. 7:30. Documentary.
A gay Marine gets outed and loses his job.


Tuesday, 6/26

Shaq's Big Challenge; ABC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Shaquille O'Neal and a team of experts help six adolescents with their weight problems.


Thursday, 6/28

Burn Notice; USA. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Bruce Campbell alert! He guest-stars in this series about a spy who is suddenly cut loose, and now he has to find his way in civilian life-- which he does by helping people with his unique skill set all while trying to figure out why he was let go from the spy game.

Hey Paula; Bravo. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Another C-list celeb lets the cameras film her life. This time, Paula Abdul tries to convince us she's not on drugs.

The most abused show of the 2006-2007 season, Men in Trees, beings repeating at 9:01 on ABC. The show really hit its stride in the third episode, so sit through the pilot tonight and promise yourself you'll come back the next few Thursdays. It's worth it.

Another slow-starter ends its life tonight. Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip airs its last episode at 9:00 on NBC. I never found the problems others had with the show because the main characters shared my views. Sadly, that wasn't the case for most of America as the views were not as even-handed as they should have been at first (okay, Matt was downright condescending-- which fit the character but turned off viewers). The last run of episodes were well-done and balanced out the preachiness (like when Harriet gave an explanation on why Danny should pray to God while Danny explained why he was not comfortable with it-- it was a great scene where no one was right or wrong) or just plain had great moments like when Matt realized why he had to suggest to Danny to have Jordan make Danny the guardian of her child in the event of her death. It wasn't my favorite show, but I'll miss it.


Friday, 6/29

Degrassi: The Next Generation; The N. 7:00. Return
Kevin Smith's favorite show (okay, I know he's a fan-- and guest-starred as himself in a few eps--, but I shouldn't say "favorite") returns.

The Best Years; The N. 7:30. Series Premiere.
Best described as a college-aged Degrassi.


Sunday, 7/1

The Loop airs its last three episodes (FOX, 6:30, 7:30, & 8:30). It wasn't a fantastic show, but the actors were great and I laughed quite a bit. I'll terribly miss Philip Baker Hall's boss. Every time that guy was on screen, I laughed. At least one of the most promising young comedic actors, Bret Harrison, has already found a new gig starring in next season's Reaper.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Booooo, CBS!

After three whole airings, CBS pulled Creature Comforts from the schedule, to be replaced by more repeats of New Adventures of Old Christine (could'a been worse: Two and a Half Men).

So much for CBS trying something new. Some parts of the show worked better than others, but the scene where the two voices are smelling wine but the on-camera characters are dogs sniffing a butt was riotous (it's a lot more classy-- and funny-- than it sounds).

Boo, CBS. You do a solid for fans by bringing back Jericho (which said as much for your weak pilot season as it did that you listened to fans), but Pirate Master isn't burning up any ratings records, either.

Who Knew She Was Funny?

I'm behind on The Sopranos (although I do know how it ended), but even I found the humor in the spoof Hillary Clinton did of the show's finale. Ya gotta love "Mac Daddy" Bill's reaction to the appetizers Hillary ordered.

And the clip even had a cameo by Vince "Johnny Sack" Curatola.

Check it out here.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Premieres and Notables June 18-24, 2007

One I forgot last week: tonight is Robot Chicken's half-hour Star Wars special on [adult swim]/Cartoon Network at 10 pm and then reairs a few more times this week. George Lucas liked the skit when Darth Vader called the Emperor about the destruction of the Death Star so much, he agreed to lend his voice to the special. If you like Star Wars, or making fun of Star Wars, then check it out.


Monday, 6/18

Curl Girls, Logo. 9 pm CST. Series Premiere.
Lesbian surfers...

Age of Love; NBC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
A 31-year-old tennis pro gets to pick from a smorgasbord of women in yet another reality dating show. But this one has a twist: the women are either "kittens" (women in their twenties) or "cougars" (women in their forties). I'm sure it'll be classier than what you'd expect...

Simon Schama's Power of Art; PBS. 8 pm (check local listings). Series Premiere.
A documentary series examining the stories behind some of art's masterpieces.

Heartland; TNT. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Treat Williams stars in this medical drama about transplant surgeons.

The Closer; TNT. 8 pm. Season Premiere.

And a fantastically funny episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine reairs tonight at 7:30 (CBS). I'd put it in the top ten funniest episodes of the past TV season.


Tuesday, 6/19

P.O.V.; PBS. 9 pm (check local listings). Season Premiere.
The 20th season begins.

AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Al Pachino; USA. 8 pm. Special.
Is it me, or does this seem to happen more than annually?


Wednesday, 6/20

AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movies; CBS. 7 pm. Special.
It's been ten years since AFI listed its 100 greatest American films list, and it'll be interesting to see what new films made the cut-- and what old films got pushed out.


Thursday, 6/21

There's a The Office marathon from 7-9 pm (NBC).

Live From Abbey Road; Sundance. 9 pm. Mini-series (12 part).
A look at what it takes to put on a live concert and includes rehearsals at the famous studio. The first ep features Norah Jones and John Mayer.

American Greed: Scams, Scoundrels and Scandals; CNBC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
A look at the lengths people will go to get rich (except work).


Friday, 6/22

Expose: America's Investigative Reports; PBS. 9 pm (check local listings). Season Premiere.

I've Got Nothing to Wear; TLC. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
I've got a headache writing that these stupid shows keep cropping up.

Stargate Atlantis; SciFi. 8 pm. Season Finale.

And my hat's off to Stargate SG1 (SciFi, 7 pm) for wrapping up its tenth and final season (the longest-running American sci-fi series). I didn't get into it (admittedly, I didn't try real hard), but it deserves its props.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Premieres and Notables, June 11-17, 2007

Man, remember when the summer was a time to relax because everything that was on was a repeat? Not anymore.


Monday, 6/11

Making News: Texas Style; TV Guide Channel. 7 pm CST. Series Premiere.
A behind the scenes reality show set at a local TV Station.

Kyle XY; ABC Family. 7 pm. Season Premiere.
The dude with no past (or navel) returns.


Tuesday, 6/12
More reality shows that sound just wonderful. I'm not wasting too much time typing.

I Propose (Style, 7 pm)
Miami Ink (TLC, 9 pm)
Bad Girls Road Trip (Oxygen, 9 pm)
Fight Girls (Oxygen, 9:30)


Wednesday, 6/13

A little better lineup than last night's.

Rescue Me; FX. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
The much-acclaimed show returns for a fourth season. Recommended.

Last Comic Standing; NBC. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
It loses a little something each year. Hopefully it's only loss this time is host Anthony Clark (who's horribly underrepresented on imdb.com-- dang it was hard to verify that this turd hosted the show last year). This year is hosted by Bill Bellamy. Pray he'll be better.

Top Chef; Bravo. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Not of any interest to me-- but the premiere will (should?) have an appearance by Anthony Bourdain (who really opened my eyes to the food world with his book Kitchen Confidential).

Lil' Bush; Comedy Central. 9:30 pm. Series Premiere.
The misadventures of the elementary-aged Prez and his friends Lil Condi, Lil' Rummy, and Lil' Cheney. I'll check it out, but the show is about four years too late to really poke fun at the F-Bombing idiot in the big white house. And is it wrong to make fun of an easy target like President Shitforbrains? Is it also wrong to make light of this guy and his cronies who have made America (and the world) a much worse place? I just don't find that funny.


Thursday, 6/14

Soundstage; PBS. 9 pm (check local listings). Season Premiere.
The fourth season kicks off with an hour-long Rob Thomas concert.


Friday, 6/15

The 34th Annual Daytime Emmys; CBS. 8 pm. Special
Nothing I care about here-- other than the wonderful Curious George series, which is nominated for Outstanding Children's Animated Program.


Sunday, 6/17

Entourage; HBO. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Sure, Season Three just ended two weeks ago, but it's back with a different kind of season that follows Vince and E on the shoot of Medellin in Columbia (?). No telling if Drama and Turtle come along (doubtful), and Season Three was marred a bit by not having the gang in scenes with Ari, and it looks unlikely Ari will make the trip (he does have a business to run and other clients to take care of). And the Season Three finale where Walsh informs E the movie will be entirely in Spanish ("Because I've got final cut.") is not a good omen that the rest of the film making process will be any easier.

Flight of the Conchords; HBO. 9:30. Series Premiere.
Two New Zealand troubadours try to jack up their careers by moving to NYC.

And more pellet premieres:

The Dead Zone (USA, 7 pm)
Bridezillas (WE, 8 pm)
Platinum Weddings (WE, 9 pm)
Ice Road Truckers (History, 9 pm)
Meadowlands (Showtime, 9 pm)
The 4400 (USA, 8 pm)

MODOK's Back

My comic book buying has dropped to about two titles a month (which I buy about every three months or so), so I'm way out of the loop.

But sites like newsarama.com keep me abreast of developments. Seems as if the ridiculous villain an MODOK (Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing) has returned to the Marvel Universe. This drug-induced being is, basically, a giant head with minuscule arms and legs who rides around on a floating chair has come back to cause problems for Ms. Marvel.

But creators and fans still can have a little fun with this guy, as newsarama has posted "interviews" between MODOK and Ms. Marvel #16 creators, writer Brian Reed and penciller Aaron Lopresti. And there's a link to MODOK's official blog, which I haven't read yet, but soon will: BLOGDOK.

I love how the first question he has for Reed and Lopresti right out of the gate is "Please describe your head. Use as much detail as possible."

A New Must-Read Blog For Me

My friend Brian restarted his blog at dahlyvh.blogspot.com, and I recommend trying it out. He took my Best Of challenge and tripled it with his Best Of mix CD recommendations for Sammy Hagar, The BoDeans, and U2. Check out the links for his lists. I'll probably post them here sooner or later to keep the Challenge going, but who knows when (if) I'll get that far.

He's my go-to guy for music. If I have questions on somebody in the music biz, I go to him first. He knows his stuff.

And he keeps me informed about the Sammy Hagar and Van Halen goings on, which is kinda funny since I had to work him pretty hard to be a fan (he was one of those "It ain't Van Halen without Roth" types before I got a hold of him).

And since he upped the ante with the Best Of Challenge, I guess I better get my rear in gear and make some more. Of course, my music experience is horribly limited compared to his.

[Before I go too far, I should pass along Brian's suggestion to actually make a Best Of CD if something really trips your trigger using iTunes. I forgot there's an actual way to make your own CD of songs you don't own-- and give the artists their due.]

I love the look of his blog, and he's much more apt to include pics than I am, so I see a few ideas I'll probably eventually steal. Check it out.

And if you're a fan of NASCAR, this is a must-read site.

Remember, it's not too late to make your own Best Of for inclusion. I started with music, but I'll open it up to other areas. What's your favorite TV shows of the last season? All time? Movies? Show up Entertainment Weekly and make your own Sci-Fi list. How about web sites? Everyone is an expert at something. Share your knowledge.

Post your list by commenting on this (or any) post, or e-mail me at teameckblog@charter.net.

EW (sort of) Corrects a Mistake

A few weeks ago, I posted about a travesty: that Entertainment Weekly kept Babylon 5 off it's 25 Best Sci-Fi of the Last Twenty-Five Years list. Excluding it was insane.

If you've already forgotten, read it here here. Don't worry, I'll wait for you.

Well, they followed up in the June 1, 2007 issue with fan reactions (something I admire the mag for doing when it makes lists of nearly all kinds). They listed the Top Ten Sci-Fi shows/movies fans felt should have been on it and an explanation of why they weren't (in the order of number of responses).

Here it is (along with EW's explanations for why they didn't make the list):
1. Stargate. Longevity (it is the longest running sci-fi show ever) doesn't mean quality.
2. Farscape. Stopped watching the show because of the puppets (see my rant below).
3. Babylon 5. The epic story turned them off; it was too insular (see rant #2 below). But they admitted it should have been on their list.
4. The Fifth Element. Too much flash and not enough substance.
5. Buffy The Vampire Slayer (or Angel). Concluded that it was not sci-fi.
6. Gattica. Great film and would have been on a longer list.
7. Dark City. A beautiful film, but didn't compare to The Matrix.
8. Dune. Too much of a mess.
9. Independence Day. Lost credibility when having the heroes download a virus from a PowerMac to defeat the enemies. (See rant #3)
10. 12 Monkeys. Didn't feel Terry Gilliam needed two movies on the list, and they liked Brazil better.


And my rants, in order:

#1. Didn't watch the show because of the puppets? Are you F-Bombing kidding me? If they really did stop watching, they missed a fantastic show. Inventive, crazy, shocking, and wonderful are just three words I'd use. If you like Han Solo and not having any clue about what could happen next, check this show out.

#2. Firstly: props for EW for saying this show should have made the list and that it was a mistake that it didn't (the only entry on this fan's response list the mag said it would do over). Secondly, the epic storyline was what made it work. Watch it from start to finish, and get a story. Aside from a few cast and timing things, this series was, from start to finish, what JMS wanted it to be. A truly landmark series in that regards (and we're seeing a trend for letting producers end shows on their terms after they've told the story with current shows like Lost, Battlestar Galactica, The Sopranos, and The Shield).

#3. Independence Day? Really!? Yeah, sometimes fans have it wrong. Was it fun? Okay, I'll give it that. But was it a great movie? No. Great Sci-Fi? No again.


Okay, there you have it. Again, nice work, EW, for admitting your mistake.

On a related note: one film that made the mag's Top 25 was one I watched this past week. Children of Men was only sci-fi in the loosest sense (set in 2027 with very, very little different than 2007 and has a fertility plague), but it was good. Really, really good. If you do or even if you don't like sci-fi, I highly recommend it.

I admit I don't understand directing completely, but I know Alfonso Cuaron worked some serious magic. The long takes were absolutely amazing, and I didn't even notice them until near the end of the film. And Clive Owen's character was probably the most real movie hero to come along in some time. No Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger ass-kicking here. Just a guy who starts down a path reluctantly and has to find the hero within to save another life-- all while wearing flip-flops.

I'm not sure if it deserved to be in the Top 25 Sci-Fi movies/TV of the last 25 years, but it should fall into one of the best movies of the last few years (and it did make a great number of critics' Top 10 films of 2006).


And one, final, off-topic diversion. The issue of EW I referred to above also had an article about the decline of ratings; going so far as to say our viewing habits with "timeshifting" (using DVRs and checking episodes out on the Internet) has lowered ratings.

Let me just say this: timeshifting is the only way I can watch TV due to the fact that I have a family, and my TV watching doesn't happen until after 9 pm. It's also the only way I can watch as much as I do (an hour-long show is about 42 actual running time minutes). I highly recommend watching TV this way, and who gives a crap unless you report your viewing to Neilsen? They don't count what I-- or the vast majority of you--watch; we're all lumped into the averages of the viewing that the people Neilsen get reports from watch.

So people aren't watching as many commericals. Sorry, but seeing the Lexus ad on Studio 60 has not made me rush out and buy one. Or the Tide, Budweiser, or Viagra ads, either. Entertain us (or, at least stop airing them hundreds of times) during the commercial breaks, and maybe we won't FF through them.

Justice is Served

#1. Paris Hilton spent three days in the clink and then the sheriff department allowed her to finish her term under house arrest due to "health issues". Well, the county attorney saw through the B.S. and asked for a hearing. First, Hilton thought she could make her case over the phone, but the judge felt that she should be at the courthouse-- and even had some nice officers go pick her up (awesome). In the end, the judge felt that she could handle jail, so back she goes.

I doubt this will get Hilton's shit together, and I doubt she'll learn anything other than "the system sucks" and look to blame anyone but herself-- but it sure is nice to see. Hopefully, the media will have no access to her, and she can drop off the planet for the next few weeks.

Why, oh why, didn't she go to rehab like everyone else looking to escape their fates?

For a funny take on it, check out TV Guide's Matt Webb Mitovich's post here .


#2. Isaiah Washington's contract wasn't renewed for the next season of Grey's Anatomy. He (allegedly) used the new, improved F-word at work, which caused a flap; then the jackass uses it again-- at the Golden Globes during an interview; then he does the rehab/sensitivity training/etc etc etc circuit. All the while, producers never let on that he wouldn't be back, so he finishes out the season, and his storyline ends with him leaving his fiance at the alter and leaving town. Sure, he could have come back next season, but I guess the show went in a different direction.

Hmm. I guess you shouldn't disparage someone at work and then (indirectly) do it again without remorse in public on one of Hollywood's biggest nights, and then do the routine where you try to look like you're sorry but don't really do anything to show you've changed.

And, get this: his people are considering legal action. Good luck with that one. They've cited all the things he's done (the rehab/sensitivity training) and he even requested he do a PSA. That reminds me of the Sam Kinison routine where a rocker who got busted for drunk driving has to a PSA about it or go to jail, so the PSA goes, "Hi! Don't drink or drive, or you'll have to do a commercial like this one."

Too little, too late.

On the subject, has anyone noticed that there are now two F-words? No mainstream magazine I read used the actual word (it was "fag", okay), they called it "the f-word". Now could that be confusing? What if readers thought Washington called Knight a "fu**"? (even I won't put that word in here).

I propose the original F-word gets upgraded to "F-Bomb", and we'll let the new F-word be the lone one. I think that will help things.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Holy Crap! Fans help show!

Okay, I'm not so naive to think maybe it wasn't pre-planned, but I'll take the "win".

Michael Ausiello confirmed a rumor he posted yesterday": Jericho got a half-renewal.

Nina Tassler, head of CBS, wrote a letter about the show and posted it to cbs.com. Sh, basically, said CBS will bring the show back mid-season for seven episodes. If ratings are good, it could get picked up for more. After that, she said CBS would do what it could to promote the show (including reairing the show over the summer and making a big Internet presence), but she urged fans to get the word out because even though the fans of the show are very loyal, there aren't enough to sustain the show long-term. She said the show needs more fans.

Pretty cool. Fans have saved shows before (in EXTREMELY rare instances), but it's always good when a show that is supposed to be decent (oh you know I'll be catching up this summer now) gets a break.

Here's Ausiello's post with the news (and Tassler's letter):
http://community.tvguide.com/blog/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/700000049

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Premieres and Notables June 7-10, 2007

Whoops-- forgot a premiere in the last post:

My Life on the D-List; Bravo. 9 pm. Season premiere.
I liked this Kathy Griffin show at first, then it got a little less interesting as the seasons went on. I don't know if I'll even give it a chance this time.


Thursday, 6/7

Fast Cars and Superstars: The Young Guns Celebrity Race; ABC. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
Celebs and stock cars.

Speeders; Court TV. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
Wild drivers, and their excuses to the police, caught on tape.


Friday, 6/8

Standoff; FOX. 8 pm. Return.
And the show has its second return tonight. There can't be that many eps to burn off yet, are there?

My Daddy the Crocodile Hunter; Animal Planet. 8 pm. Special.
Bindi Irwin talks about her dad.


Saturday, 6/9

Bindi the Jungle Girl; Discovery Kids. 4 pm. Series Premiere.
I've heard some whining that Bindi is being exploited after her dad's death, but her work was already in motion before her father died.


Sunday, 6/10

One of TV's most influential shows, The Sopranos, ends its run (HBO, 8 pm). Will it be a bang (as most people want) or quietly (as would fit the series)?

The Tudors closes its first season (Showtime, 9 pm).

John From Cincinnati; HBO. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
David Milch's quirky new series about a California surfing clan who takes in John, from Cincinnati. Will fans give the show a chance, since it is a prime reason why there's no more Deadwood?

Building the Future; Discovery. 8 & 9 pm. Series Premiere.
The pilot looks at alternative energy sources, and the second show looks at construction to withstand natural disasters.

Premieres and Notables, June 4-6, 2007

Lots of comings and goings this week, and not much time, so I'll split the week up in my posts.

Monday, 6/4

A late-notice "marathon" as BBC America airs six episodes of Bromwell High from 2-5 am. It's quality goes up and down, but bad-ass Keisha is pretty funny (think a "smart Cartman", but is even more self-centered).

The Riches ends its debut season (FX, 9 pm CST).

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is on Inside the Actor's Studio (Bravo, 7 pm). Could be good stuff.

The 5ive; BET. 6:30. Series Premiere.
A weekly Top 5 of what's cool. Funny it's on BET. Remember the SNL skits Chris Rock did as Nat X where he's say he could only do a Top Five because The Man wouldn't let him do ten?

Creature Comforts; CBS. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
This British import takes voices of everyday people talking about everyday things, and marries them with Aardman (of the brilliant Wallace and Gromit films) animations. The British show is good, so I hope CBS doesn't screw this one up.

Hell's Kitchen; FOX. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
The third season begins. Who would have imagined it'd last this long?

World Series of Blackjack IV; GSN. 10 pm. Season Premiere.
Who would have guessed that Orel Hershiser, Penn Jillette, Shannon Elizabeth, and Caroline Rhea were so good, they'd be the World Series of Blackjack?


Tuesday, 6/5

The Loop; FOX. 8:30 pm. Season Premiere.
Now I thought this show got picked up last year. I guess we know what happened to it. Enjoy it while you can as star Bret Harrison already has a new series, Reapers, in the Fall. But I like Eric Christian Olsen, and Mimi Rogers and Phillip Baker Hall are great in this show.

The Shield (FX, 9 pm) ends its sixth and penultimate season.

MI-5; BBC America. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
Sort of series premiere... This well-reviewed series aired on A&E already (where it got treated like dirt), but BBC America is airing it from the beginning tonight. It's a British spy drama, and it's supposed to be good (I didn't get on board early enough when A&E aired it, but I won't miss it this time).

Animal Battlegrounds; Animal Planet. 8:30. Series Premiere.
A show looking at how animals defend their turf.

America's Got Talent; NBC. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
America does have talent-- you just won't find it here...


Wednesday, 6/6

Weeks (months?) ago, I told you to record the first three episodes of the BBC America mini-series Bodies because it's freakin' brilliant (dark, painful-- but brilliant). Well, the net is finally showing the remaining three episodes from 2-5 am.

House of Payne; TBS. 8 & 8:30. Series Premiere.
Tyler Perry created this series about a firefighter and his family (and continues to milk his Madea character with her appearance in the pilot). Reviews were not kind to this show...

Footballers Wive$; BBC America. 7 pm. Season premiere.
The fifth, and final, season if this trashy soap begins.

American Inventor; ABC. 8 pm. Season premiere.
I got nothin'...

Destination Truth; Sci Fi. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
The network goes to the "investigate unexplained phenomena" again.

How Quickly They Lose Faith

FOX announced that On The Lot will be airing just once a week after disappointing ratings last week.

It's doubtful they'll cancel the show entirely because they want to stay on Mark Burnett & Steven Spielberg's good sides...

NBC Follows McDonalds' Lead

NBC announced it will not super-size any of their comedies this year. It claims that the odd start and end times wreak havoc on viewers, and if their DVRs are off by just a little, then parts are missed.

I can't say I'm disappointed. Although I do think the shows that were super-sized last year were done well, I still have the Friends and Will & Grace super-size bad taste in my mouth. You remember, when they'd be super-sized with 10 pointless minutes that were obviously tacked on to super-size themselves? You also knew the pointless minutes could be easily excised from the syndicated versions.

Don't forget that The Office will be getting five hour-long episodes next season, but that doesn't count as super-sized because they don't disrupt the schedule, just that one show (probably Scrubs will not be on that week).

Saturday, June 02, 2007

BG Announces Its End

Battlestar Galactica producers David Eick and Ronald D. Moore announced that the upcoming 22 episode fourth season will be the show's last.

I haven't watched it yet, but any critic or person I talked to who gave it a chance called it one of the best shows on television.

It's a bummer, but at least it's going out on the producers' terms, which means there should be some sort of closure. And they should be able to fit in a lot of closure in 22 episodes.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

The Hagar Best Of

So, here's the mix CD I made for a friend.


A couple of notes: she has the Van Halen Best of Both Worlds, which is pretty comprehensive, so no need to add Van Halen songs to the mix. I also added a few songs that might not normally make the cut because there are a few that were tailored to her. And after nearly two-dozen albums, he's got a lot of songs to choose from. I added a few songs in this mix that maybe wouldn't make the cut on a different day because I may have feel more strongly about something else. That's the tough thing about Best Of's...

I'll get around to my definitive Hagar Best Of in the future. I will say that there are some official Best Of's out there: namely The Essential Red Collection and the remastered Classic Masters. Most of this mix CD I made came from those because they're remastered. I'll try to include the original album (if I could determine it-- his Capitol label era has tons of best of and live stuff) as well as the album I used to make the mix.



1. "Bad Motor Scooter"; Montrose (Montrose)/Essential Red Collection. Hagar's first tune, made when he fronted Montrose. It's also got a meaning for my friend-- or at least I tie the song to her.

2. "Red"; Red/Essential Red. The song that will forever link him to the color and gave him his Red Rocker nickname.

3. "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay"; single/Classic Masters. This Otis Redding cover was a hit for him. It also showcases his talented voice.

4. "Rock 'N' Roll Weekend"; Red/Classic Masters. Just a cool tune. You can imagine him and his friends hangin' at the beach, drinking beers, and listening to the radio.

5. "Cruisin' & Boozin'"; Red/Classic Masters. I like the rhythm of the verses. And it's just a fun song.

6. "I've Done Everything For You"; B-side to "Dock of the Bay"/Classic Masters. If you listen hard enough, you can hear the disappointment in his voice when he realizes all his efforts were for naught. And, for the record, Hagar wrote the song (and put it on vinyl), and Rick Springfield covered it three years later.

7. "You Make Me Crazy"; Musical Chairs/Classic Masters. Another early hit. I like the tune of it.

8. "Three Lock Box"; Three Lock Box/Unboxed. One of those great "singalong" songs that are cool to hear live.

9. "There's Only One Way to Rock" Standing Hampton/Essential Red. Great hard rock vibe. Also a great one to hear live. He did a mean version with Van Halen on Right Here, Right Now where Ed just went wild.

10. "I'll Fall in Love Again"; Standing Hampton/Essential Red. One of my favorite songs. It's one of those turning point songs everyone has when they're growing up. It really got me through some rough times.

11. "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"; Fast Times At Ridgemont High soundtrack/Essential Red. One of my friend's favorite movies. And the song has some cool sounds in it.

12. "Heavy Metal"; VOA/Essential Red. Great hard rock tune.

13. "I Can't Drive 55"; VOA/Essential Red. Probably the song he's best known for.

14. "Give to Live"; I Never Said Goodbye/Essential Red. Another of those seminal songs for me growing up off the first Hagar album I ever bought.

15. "High Hopes"; Unboxed/Essential Red. Probably doesn't need to be in here, but I was feeling it at the time.

16. "Little White Lies"; Marching to Mars/Essential Red. Probably my favorite Hagar song (which changes depending on my mood-- it's always in the Top Five). This song proved to me that he'd be okay after the Van Halen split. The rage from the Van Halen mess just comes through so clearly. He got some game-changing help from friends like Slash and Huey Lewis as well. The acoustic opening with the crunching electric guitar breaks during the first two verses, sliding into Lewis' harmonica solo (with the ominous electric getting closer), and then the full-blown hard rock ending that just drops on you. Perfect.

17. "Mas Tequila"; Red Voodoo/Essential Red. A "reimagination" of "Rock and Roll II" that he made his own. A fun song to party with.

18. "Let Sally Drive"; Ten13. Another one that maybe didn't need to be included, but it's a fun song nonetheless. I love when everything stops for a split-second and then "Drive drive drive, Sally drive!"

19. "Serious Juju"; Ten13. I love this song. It didn't work so well live, but the studio track is great. It's dark and mean and a departure from regular Hagar fare. And I'm not clear on who did the lead guitar (Sam or Vic Johnson), but it sure ruled. It'd be perfect entrance music for Al Gore when he does his global warming presentations. "Mother Earth will punish you... with some... serious... juju."

20. "Sam I Am"; Livin' it Up. A fun little tune off his most recent album that my friend said she liked.

21. "Let Me Take You There"; Livin' it Up. Another borderline tune, but it's different, so I thought it would round the mix out.


Not a bad track listing if I do say so myself. It runs the gamut from his first song to his most recent. There's some rocking songs, party songs, serious songs, ballads; some that feature his voice, others that feature his guitars. Some that you just need to sing along with, and others that you don't dare try to sing. And, most importantly, they are all his songs (or ones he put his own touch on). You can play any one of them, and say "This is a Sammy Hagar song."

So, I'm going to sound the call out again: who is your favorite artist? Who are you an expert on? Make a Best Of mix that tells a novice everything they need to know about your favorite. [One of my loyal readers is a Hagar expert himself, so I'm curious to hear what he thinks (you know who you are).]

Write a comment to this post with your Best Of, or e-mail me at teameckblog@charter.net, and I'll work it into a post. As I said in my last post, there are no right or wrong answers. There are no right or wrong artists. This is just suppsoed to be a fun exercise-- and maybe a little way to brag about what you're an expert on. Do a track listing of 15-20 songs that you'd play for someone who wanted to know what your artist is about; what "their sound" is. And, for fun, throw in an oddball you really like as a "bonus track" (for Hagar, I'd probably do one of his guest appearances on another artist's album).

I'd like this to be a summer-long project. Send your Best Of for a favorite band and then spend some time on another artist. I could do a Hagar one, a non-solo career Hagar, a Van Halen one, a Roth-era VH, a Hagar-era VH, a Best of Eddie Van Halen. Hell, I've got all but one of Roth's albums, too, so I could even do one of his. Make a workout album like I posted about a few months ago. The possibilities are endless.

And you may be surprised by what happens when you do it. I made a Traveling Wilburys mix for my four-year old that had Wilburys tunes (the ones that weren't too adult-- amazing how being a parent of little people changes your outlook) and Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty songs from around the time of the supergroup. I couldn't even put all my favorite tunes in due to content and whatnot, and I was amazed by how much I actually liked the album anyway. It totally brought me back to that magical time in my life: high school. It's also funny to hear my little guys sing songs that I just couldn't help but sing along with in front of them (I do not have a good singing voice, so I tend not to sing around them at all).

So, hey, have fun. If you're shy, don't tell me your name (and if I know it, I won't offer it unless given permission).

Who knows, you might just create a new fan for your favorite artist. The friend I made the Hagar mix is becoming a fan because of me. The Hagar expert I hoped would share his thoughts on my list? Who do you think turned him on to Hagar? Do the same for your favorite.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Best Of's

I'm gonna kind of link some various thoughts I've alluded to on previous posts together. Bear with me.

I don't get a chance to listen to music much. When I'm driving in my own car, I tend to listen to talk radio or audiobooks (because I just can't stop thinking). My car also has a cassette player, so I've got nothing to play on it more recent than 1991, and what I do have to listen to has been listened to a lot in my day and even though it's been years since I've listened to it, it's still tiresome for the most part.

I also just haven't found any really good music lately. The radio stations around here (and any other place I've lived) suck. You have your classic rock, which is, basically, the same 100 songs-- no matter what station you're listening to. You have your modern rock, which is just a little too much; there's nothing there that really hooks me (or wasn't when I actually tried listening to it). And it's all about how depressed people are and how their daddies didn't love them. What happened to good old sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

But I've found that music is extremely powerful at evoking memories and feelings. I went through a bit of an emotional crisis in February. My company decided to relocate my department, and my three minute commute became a thirty-five minute commute (thirty, if I'm really running late). My favorite people to work with were all leaving in droves, and I felt this enormous loss. But I also pulled out some tapes to play during my long drive and found comfort in the music I listened to during my last big emotional crisis-- the dreaded high school and girls mix. It was comforting-- and it helped me cope with the upheaval in my life now just as it did for me half a lifetime ago.

Music is important. It's also one of the few things I try not to disparage. If a TV show sucks, I'll usually say it to anyone who asks my opinion (and even those who don't). Same with movies, comics, books, etc. But music is sacred. I guess I look at music being so personal, it's hard to say "that sucks" because it may mean as much to someone else as my favorite music does to me.

That attitude probably also stems from the fact that I was a big late-'80s Van Halen fan. That meant Sammy Hagar. I spent my high school and college lives hearing how Roth was better in the band, and I had to defend my favorite lineup whenever the subject came up.

Hmmmm. I'm not wrapping it up real well, am I?

Let's just get to the point:

I noted in a recent post that it's hard to come up with a Best Of list of any sort unless you're an expert on the subject. I'm not an "expert" at much, but I do know a lot about a few things (TV of the last ten years, comic books of the last twenty-five, Van Halen). So, when a friend asked me to make her a Sammy Hagar mix CD, I jumped at the chance. Here, I was able to actually put my knowledge to use-- and try to create another fan. Then I thought: what a great idea for a blog post.

And also: what an idea to actually get some communication going. I've gotten good feedback from people I know who read this, but I don't give much of an opportunity to open the gates.

So here it is. Time to earn your keep. Make a best of CD of your favorite band. Make an 80 minute mix for me (15-20 songs). If you were going to make a fan, what would you put on the CD? And, as a bonus, throw in a song that means something to you that may not get put on an "official" Best Of; a bonus track if you will.

I'm out of time, so I'll post my Hagar Best Of within the next day or two. In the meantime, get to work. I know one of my readers is a U2 fan and another is a Queensryche fan. Sell me on them.

Post a reply to the post or e-mail your best of to me at teameckblog@charter.net .

And sorry I didn't proofread this-- outta time....

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Turning the Other Cheek

I can't in good conscience recommend [adult swim]'s Moral Orel because it's pretty sacrilegious (I'm not religious myself, but there's no need in getting the Bible-thumpers all pissed off about a show that's well under their radar.) "Sacrilegious" may be too strong; let's just say it takes Christian dogma and views it from a skewed angle.


But I have to say the episode that aired two weeks ago, "Turn the Other Cheek" was pretty good-- even if you don't find humor in religion.


Orel is a very enthusiastic young Christian who wakes up early and listens to a song about turning the other cheek. One day, school bully Walt punches him to the ground. Orel is ecstatic because he can finally turn the other cheek. He tells his friend Dougie that he's going to teach Walt a lesson, and he turns his other cheek. And Walt gives him a second black eye.

This goes on, day after day. Orel gets beaten to a pulp, and he enthusiastically asks for more.

Soon though, his mom is worried because Orel's clothes are getting so bloody. She takes the problem to her husband, who sees no problem that she has to wash clothes every day. ...Until she informs him that she has to double her laundry detergent budget.

Orel's dad asks him what's going on (because it's so bad that his wife has to talk to him, and "no one wants that"). After Orel explains, his father tells him that God wants him to protect himself and maybe it's time Orel makes Walt turn the other cheek. He also tells Orel that a fist is just one hand praying by itself, so it's not really a bad thing to make one.

Orel finds a new purpose in life: teaching God's word by his actions. He starts beating on Walt, then a sick kid who needed to make a fist to have blood drawn, then other school kids, then a cat he kicks across the street. He's terrorizing the neighborhood and is oblivious to the whole thing.

Finally he comes home and sees his mom's fist, holding a feather duster. He knocks her to the ground and starts wailing on her. His dad comes home and sees Orel going to town on his mom. He hesitates for a second and then screams at him. He reaches for the spanking paddle Orel made in shop class (made because his father's pants fall down every time he has to take his belt to Orel) and got ready to connect.

But Orel sees the fist clenched on the paddle and springs on his dad like a wild animal. I practically fell off the couch from laughing. Anyway, Orel's laying into his dad; even going so far as grabbing the paddle and giving his dad a few whacks, while enthusiastically informing him that he's "Getting a lesson from Jesus."

It was one of the funniest things I've watched since the season finales of my favorite shows a few weeks back.

So while I still can't recommend the show to everyone, I still think it's worth checking out if you can accept the humor. The thing is, Orel is unbelievably naive, but his desire to be the best Christian he can be is what makes the humor work (and it makes Orel someone to root for-- even if he's more dedicated than the most fanatical fundamentalists). And, in my opinion, there are lots of things that people have taken too far in the name of religion and anything that can show the ridiculousness of such things is something worth watching.

Or just forget the religious aspects altogether and just laugh at the antics of a young man who is completely clueless about the world around him.

TV GUIDE's Dream Emmy Noms

For the sixth year in a row, the TV Guide crew made a dream Emmy nominations list. I can't say I disagree with it (and I find numerous faults with most lists-- as my post about the EW Sci-Fi list proved).

Kinsey and Helms from The Office may have been a stretch; deserving, yes, but don't have enough screen time compared to others who could have made the list. But they were inspired choices, for sure.

Another quibble: 30 Rock isn't that great. It's funny, but it was painful to watch the early episodes. Baldwin did (and should have) gotten on the list, but some of the others (including the show itself)...?

But at least, there are no groaners (like Kelsey Grammar's way too many noms for Fraiser).

Check it out at the link:

http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/2007-Dream-Emmy/800016062

Monday, May 28, 2007

And EW makes my WTF!? list

I really like the Entertainment Weekly magazine. I think the articles are informative without being trashy, and the reviewers are not too snobby and they actually are quite helpful when it comes to what to watch/read.

But they certainly didn't earn an "A" in a recent issue. My friend, Tom, tried to warn me before I read it (I borrow it from the library, so I'm always a week or three behind), but we ended up getting into a discussion of how much of an expert does one have to be before s/he can make a credible "Best Of" list? So his warning didn't hit me until I actually had the issue in my hand.

In issue #933 (May 11, 2007), the editors/critics/staffers made a list of the Top 25 Sci-Fi movies and TV of the last 25 years. The list isn't too bad. I'm certainly no expert anymore, and I haven't seen all the entries, but they did make one glaring omission. Now that I think of it, they also missed another big one. Now, if it was me, you can expect something being forgotten about, but I don't get paid to make lists that should be credible-- and I also work solo. There were TWELVE different people who wrote the explanatory pieces for each show/film, so it can be assumed that at least those twelve came up with the list.

Let's see what they did pick:

1. The Matrix. Hmm. Haven't seen it. Heard it's good. Also heard it's overrated.
2. Battlestar Galactica. (The current show). I've heard nothing but good about it. Probably deserves to be here.
3. Blade Runner. Haven't seen it from beginning to end, but it's considered a classic among those "in the know".
4. The X-Files. Acceptable.
5. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Naturally.
6. Brazil. Haven't seen it, but I've heard it's excellent.
7. E.T. Absolutely. Not my idea of sci-fi, but the the conceits of these lists is: as long as it's set in the future or deals with time travel or alternate histories or has an alien, it's sci-fi.
8. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Probably the best pure sci-fi show ever.
9. Aliens. Sure.
10. The Thing. Another I haven't seen (I really have to dig out the tape I have of it...), but have heard it's excellent.
11. Lost. Heard it's good. Could be stretching the term "sci-fi" a little, though.
12. Back to the Future. Another one I don't think of as sci-fi, but the time travel makes it a viable candidate.
13. The Terminator/Terminator 2. Sure.
14. Children of Men. I have heard this is sci-fi, but it certainly didn't fall into my sci-fi radar. Heard it's an excellent film, too.
15. Firefly/Serenity. I liked the show, and liked the movie much more than I thought I thought I would. Acceptable, considering some on this list, but I think it's overrated.
16. Total Recall. Okay.
17. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Haven't seen it, but have never seen it referred to as sci-fi until this list.
18. Heroes. Ummm; it makes the list before the first season is even done? It could totally be worthy of the list, but I think it made it just to give it some "current stuff" love. And if this show made the list, where are the super-hero movies (Spider-Man, Batman) of the past 25 years?
19. Starship Troopers. Worthy. Unfortunately, the write-up just called it harmless fun. It is more than that.
20. Star Wars: Clone Wars. Worthy for sure.
21. Futurama. Okay, but not at the expense of what was left off.
22. Quantum Leap. Another I don't think of as sci-fi, but it's great it made the list. It's completely underrated.
23. Doctor Who. Haven't seen it in any incarnation, but it's a classic.
24. Galaxy Quest. Great movie; but not at the expense of what's not on the list.
25. V: The Miniseries. I was huge into this when I was a kid. I'm glad to see it get some love.

So, as you can see, it's a pretty good list. And some things were on it that maybe should be, and others aren't on that should be but there are two omissions that are unforgivable.

Firstly, where is Farscape? The craziest, most inventive sci-fi series I have ever seen, and it doesn't make the list? WTF!?

And the biggest error: no Babylon 5? SERIOUSLY!? Are they on f***ing crack? Yeah, it had its flaws, but the pure saga of it all should have made it a shoo-in. I know I personally place it higher on my list (my favorite TV series-- ever) than it deserves to be, but, c'mon! Are they out of their minds?

I guess everyone makes mistakes.

So, take the list as I typed it out and make it it a Top 27. Throw the much-deserving Babylon 5 and Farscape on it and be happy.

Me? I'm just gonna add this to my to-do list if I ever rule the world: "Fix the Entertainment Weekly Sci-Fi list."

Don't they have people who check for this sort of thing?

I just read a great small report in Steve Fritz's weekly animation article he does for newsarama.com that shows why you should check every language you can before you create a show or character. The whole article is here: http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=113615 but the part I loved is buried, so I'll paste it below.

And Joanie Loves Chachi will forever be tainted now that I've read it...


SOUTH FLORIDA MOM MAD AT ANIMATED PENGUIN

It appears a South Florida mother, Maida Rodriguez, is up in arms over a PBS animated series entitled Pingu. Aimed at pre-schoolers, it tells the tale of a CGI kid-friendly penguin. The problem? The little bird’s name is apparently the same as a Latin term referring to a particular part of a man’s anatomy.

Her daughter, Samantha, loves the show and anything associated with the Antarctic birds."Basically, the word 'pingu' stands for male genitalia," Rodriguez, of Miami Lakes, told CBS TV station WFOR. "Whenever she sees a penguin, be it a stuffed toy or what not, she says, 'Look Mommy, there’s a Pingu.' I've had a couple of people at stores give me the eye because my daughter is saying a very bad word," Samantha's mom said.

"I have to constantly tell her that she's saying something wrong, and she doesn't understand because it's a show for kids and it's a cartoon and it's got a lovely little song that repeats the song over and over and over and it's a really catchy little tune.”

Rodriguez said that she has called both PBS and cable system Comcast. However, she's been told that she can turn Pingu off if she doesn't like the show. Instead, the mom is thinking of canceling her Comcast cable service.

Obviously, the woman has never heard of blocking the show, either.

As one person later posted on the same news item, Rodriguez is probably going to be having issues with TV shows for some time in the future. After all, the word ‘chachi’ is another Latin American slang term for another piece of male anatomy. As the poster pointed out, this probably goes a long way towards explaining why Joannie loved it so much.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Hey-- He Doesn't Look Like He's Joking...

newsarama.com reported that the new Joker (played by Heath Ledger) in next year's Batman The Dark Knight movie had a picture "leaked". I'm sure a reader or two (*** say: Jack Burton***) will let me know if this is a scam, but I trust my favorite comic-releated new source.








It's nice to see them going against Nicholson's 1989 Joker (or, as I like to refer to it: "Jack doing his thing in white makeup"), but this one looks a little too creepy.

Of course, that may just be the way to go. I'm no hater. I'll make a decision when I actually see the film.

I wonder if the toy stores and fast food restaurants have seen this picture yet. Probably gonna be tough to cross-promote.

Then again, they did make a RoboCop cartoon, so anything's possible.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Premieres and Finales, May 28-June 3, 2007

Sorry for the long-time, no write. Every spare minute I have is spent watching the DVD series set of Brisco County, Jr. Twenty-seven episodes (plus extras), eight DVDs, seven day rental. That's a lot of math...

Monday, 5/28

After you've taken a moment (or three) to remember those who gave their lives for our freedoms, flip on the tube and immerse yourself in some marathons:

Memorial Day Road Trips (TV Land; 5 am- 5 pm). Featured shows include: Bonanza, The Munsters, I Love Lucy, and Sanford & Son.

Memorial Day Salute to the USO (FMC, 6 am-6 am Tuesday). A day's worth of movies honoring the fighting forces and those who serve them in the USO.

That '70s Show (FX, 6 am-4pm).
M*A*S*H (Hallmark, 7 am): Twenty episodes of the landmark series.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Spike, 8 am-10 pm).
Deadliest Catch (Discovery, 8 am-9 pm).
Crap Sea-Monster movies (Sci Fi, 8 am). Five movies, beginning with Octopus and ending with Crocodile 2: Death Swamp.
Law & Order (TNT, 9 am): Thirteen episode marathon.
Jaws (Encore, 4 am): All four movies shown again and again.

Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman; PBS. 4:30 pm (check local times). Season premiere.

Star Wars Tech (History, 7 pm) and Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed (History, 8-10 pm). Specials.
In the first, scientists analyze the tech and determine if anything could come true. In the second, the influences of the movies are looked at.

Big Medicine; TLC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
I don't know much about it; the write-up says a father & son team of doctors in Houston perform gastric-bypass surgery. I'm guessing it's a reality show, and I'm guessing it'll never be seen again come September.

The Ex-Wives Club; ABC. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
"Marla Maples, Angie Everhart, and Shar Jackson help newly single men and women pick up the pieces."
Yes, folks, it's now officially the summer television cycle, where pretty much anything can get on the air...

The Simple Life Goes to Camp; E!. 9 pm. Season Premiere.
Because the first season was good, I will let fans who maybe haven't let go yet that this show is still on the air. If we're lucky, the tall one will get mauled by a bear and the short one will continue starving herself to the point where she actually turns inside out.


Tuesday, 5/29

Boston Legal (ABC, 9 pm) and House (FOX, 8 pm) have their season finales.

After the Catch; Discovery. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
A four-part series that has something to do with the Deadliest Catch guys telling tales of their adventures.

The Universe; History. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
A look at the history, phenomena, and mysteries of space. This sounds cool, and the History Channel usually does a great job. I'll be taping it.


Wednesday, 5/30

The Next Best Thing: Who is the Greatest Celebrity Impersonator?; ABC. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
Well, thank God, ABC is finally going to help us answer that question.

Hidden Palms; CW. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
Kevin Williamson (Dawson's Creek creator) brings another soapy teen show that the CW gets so wet about. Just remember: if it was good, they'd have aired it sometime between Sept and May.

Traveler; ABC. 8 pm (pilot repeat) and 9 pm (first new ep). Series premiere/return.
A show that had some buzz at last year's upfronts but got pushed to the summer. This is what's called "burning off" episodes; where the network airs whatever was filmed before the producers were told to stop in an effort to recoup a little of the costs back. See Studio 60 for another example.


Thursday, 5/31

Pirate Master; CBS. 7 pm. Series Premiere.
Mark Burnett creates yet another reality contest. This one sets the Survivors (*I mean Pirates*) on a ship, searching the Caribbean for loot. Because it's Burnett, it could actually be good. But it could also be what WWE announcer Jim Ross calls, "Going to the well one too many times."

The Starter Wife; USA. 8 pm. Series Premiere.
Debra Messing stars in the six-part adaptation of Gigi Levangie Grazer's novel about a Hollywood wife who just got her walking papers.

Payback; Speed. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Steven Seagal stars in this series where he takes revenge on every person who has poked fun of him on TV and the movies. Nah-- actually it has to with something about celebs giving customized cars to others. In this ep, Travis Barker (who just can't out of the reality show spotlight it seems) gives a Corvette to his dad.


Friday, 6/1

Born Country; CMT. 7 pm. Series premiere.
Is it me or does CMT premiere a new series every f-ing week!? I'm always typing their name on these posts, and I always think "Who the Hell watches this stuff?" This show profiles actual CMT viewers (okay, second question answered) and their unique hobbies and lifestyles.


Saturday, 6/2

Hex; BBC America. 6 pm. Season premiere.
I caught the pilot of the show last summer, and it looked good. Kind of a more serious Buffy. I haven't gotten to the rest of the season yet, but I'll be taping this season as well.


Sunday, 6/3

Entourage has its season finale at 9 pm. It's okay, Season Four will be here in two weeks.

Mystery!; PBS. 8 pm (check local time). Season premiere.
The twenty-seven season begins.

Army Wives; Lifetime. 9 pm. Series Premiere.
Kim Delany and Catherine Bell star in this Mark Gordon (Grey's Anatomy) produced show about military spouses. Could be decent; could burn in flames.

Next Food Network Star; Food. 8 pm. Season Premiere.
Rachel Ray can't be everywhere, so they're still looking for the next stars.

Shot in the Dark; HBO. 9:30 pm. Special.
Entourage star Adrian Grenier directed this documentary about father/son relationships, which was driven by his own search to find his father. Looks good.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Trump's Latest WTF?

I'm sure glad The Donald finally came clean about why there is no Apprentice. Apparently, Trump felt he didn't have the time to do another, even though NBC asked him to (since the show has been "such a success").

I just can't believe it took him a full week to come up with that bull s h i t story...

But don't feel bad, he probably didn't have the time because he's pitching a "big" show that three networks are interested in.

You go, D!

Tweener Pleads Guilty

Normally, I try to keep the private lives of people to themselves, but since I'm a Prison Break fan (as are some people I know who read this):

Today, Lane Garrison ("Tweener") pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter and two counts of alcohol-related charges. In December, the SUV he was driving ran into a tree and killed a 17-year old boy. Two other teens in his car were injured. He tested positive for alcohol and cocaine. The maximum sentence is six years and eight months in a state prison.

It's horrible what happened and that it happened while he was under the influence, but it's easy to let things like that get out of hand. It's odd teens were with him, and it didn't sound as if they were more than casual acquaintances, so that makes it all the more like a situation that just kept building like a snowball. His former coworkers on Prison Break had nice things to say about him and the type of person he is and mentioned that this tragedy must be eating away at him.

Sounds like he made a horrible, horrible mistake, but he had the decency to take it like a man and plead guilty instead of trying to fight it in court. It's also nice to see someone own up to his mistakes, unlike a hotel heiress waste of space who is trying to get out of her (pretty light) commitment.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

SIMPSONS 400th

In celebration of The Simpsons' season finale and 400th episode, FOX created a website that's extremely comprehensive (scenes, plot synopses, and wallpapers for every episode).

I don't have nearly enough time to do a lot of digging, but it's worth checking out.

http://www.thesimpsons.com/index.html